The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Daknus, please tell me, how will I end up leaving this competition?"

Barbatos didn't ask for anything, he just wanted to know that he had left in a disgraceful way.

"Hey, how can you talk like that? With me here, how could you leave this game? You must participate in all subsequent games.

Believe me, I won't go too far. There are six of you in total, so there are only six punishments. It's very simple and easy.

There is no need to put too much psychological pressure on yourself. You just need to relax, listen quietly, and then do it. You don’t need to care so much at all. "

Jiang Shi comforted a lot of people, and then revealed his true purpose.

"I believe you also know that I don't play virtual games. Although we have been old friends for so many years, there are rules in the game mechanism that we must abide by.

So, don't blame me.

As the representative of the losing team, you have to complete six punishments by yourself, so I won't embarrass you too much.

I will tell you all six punishments now, and then you can choose the order in which you should do them.

But when it comes to six punishments, I also know that if there are only six, there will be too few choices, and you will definitely not want to do some of them.

So I expanded a few punishments, and you can just pick a few that you can accept and do it. You don’t need to thank me, after all, we are friends. "

Jiang Shi put his arm around Barbatos' shoulders, with a friendly and kind smile on his face.

But Barbatos didn't know what to say and could only laugh.

"First of all, the first punishment is to dance one of Mondstadt's traditional dances, such as the ritual dance.

After all, you are the God of Wind. Although the Lawrence family has done many evil things, they have also inherited some of the dances used to worship you. Just choose one of these ritual dances that you can dance.

Of course, if you want to dance Yura's ritual dance, I won't object.

Then the second punishment is to dance a dance I selected for you.

Don't worry, I will definitely choose something serious.

Although the striptease process is inconvenient, we can compensate for it.

For example, what about hot dance, dirty dance and so on.

Ahem, I guess you won’t choose this one, so I’ve prepared the next one for you.

The third punishment is that you need to accompany a mortal to any tavern in the seven mortal countries. I worked there for 15 days and had to act as the theme waitress of this pub.

By the way, I highly recommend Mondstadt's Angel's Gift. After all, it's your territory, it's familiar, and it's easy to do things.

Moreover, Angel’s Gift is a famous tavern in the Teyvat continent. It must be interesting to hold some themed activities there.

For example, some cat lady maid, some girl next door, some gentle nurse, something like that, right?

And then there's the fourth penalty.

However, this is a challenging one. You need to complete a slightly difficult task designated by others.

For example, lick your nose with your tongue, or try to stick your tongue out, then roll your eyes up, look at each other, and try to see if you can breathe.

I think this item is quite interesting, you can try it. "

Jiang Shi raised his eyebrows.

His bad intentions are completely written on his face!

"...Can I say that I don't choose either?"

Barbatos felt that these punishments were very perverted.

"Unfortunately, it can't be done. This is only the fourth punishment. I have thoughtfully listed many for you.

For example, the fifth punishment is also a challenge.

You need to randomly pick one of the men present and try to say the following words to him. "

Ginger Corpse gave Barbatos a sign.

And the words written on the sign are simply... oh, they are unsightly, unsightly.

All in all, it’s very exciting to think about.

It's the kind that's very exciting.

"..."

Even Barbatos, a shameless guy with no grace at all, blushed a little after reading these words.

A little exciting, a little thrilling, but this is still too advanced for the gods of the Teyvat continent.

Barbatos would definitely not choose this option, and Jiang Shi also knew that he would not choose this option, so he released the sixth punishment.

"The sixth punishment is to tell the truth. You need to tell someone about a bad thing you have done, such as someone's wine you stole or someone you pranked."

Jiang Shi smiled evilly.

Barbatos has done many bad things, and some of them made the other seven gods furious.

There is no way, anyone will be furious if they see their treasured wine suddenly disappearing, and there is still a pure wind elemental power remaining in the same place.

If all these things were told, Jiang Shi estimated that Barbatos would have to receive at least a few beatings.

“Okay, that’s six penalties, and then there’s the option of extensions.

For example, you can perform an acrobatic routine.

Or perform something you are good at.

Of course, there is no need for poetry.

After all, it's punishment. If you were asked to perform poetry, wouldn't it be a concert?

You have to choose a talent that you are not very good at to perform.

Then there is the eighth punishment. I think this punishment is very interesting and I highly recommend you choose it.

That is to cooperate with me to complete a truly divine performance.

Let me tell you, this move is also famous among mortals as blindfolded flying knives.

As the name suggests, you need to be tied to a board, and an apple is placed on your head or something else is placed next to it.

And I blindfold myself and shoot out the flying knife, and hit the apple on your head or other things around you, but it won't hit you.

Ah, of course if it hits you, it's probably a mistake, but don't worry, as a god you won't be killed by an ordinary flying knife, so don't worry about it.

I think this big challenge is very interesting and worth your choice. "

Jiang Shi's expression was full of sincerity, sincerity and sincerity.

Barbatos only had one idea left, and that was to let the ginger corpse go.

But now Jiang's corpse is Daozu, and he is fish meat.

We can only let others slaughter us.

“Well, it seems like you don’t like this one too much, but don’t worry, there are many extension schools, this is just one of them.

Next, there are two more. If these two still don’t work, I can recommend others to you.

The penultimate punishment is the revenge match.

As the name suggests, it means to avenge your shame.

The specific content is that you need to choose one of the gods present to compete with you in another game or event.

If you win, all penalties are waived.

But if you fail, then you have to do all the penalties again.

How about it? Does this punishment make you excited? "