The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Jiang Shi chatted happily with Red King Akhmar and the others.

He didn't notice at all that there was an uninvited guest among the crowd present.

"Well, it seems a little late. They all ate it."

A Mondstadt man looked at the people eating happily and touched his belly.

Alas, I had known better not to drink so much.

"Huh? Brother, where's your food?"

The Gilded Brigade discovered the Mondstadt man nearby.

Now everyone has just started eating, and everyone has a full lunch box in their hands.

Jiang Shi also thoughtfully prepared large plates for everyone.

One plate, including soup, vegetables and rice, starts at three or four pounds.

Five or six pounds too much.

In our opinion, these can completely overwhelm a person.

For the people of Teyvat continent, it is just a matter of meal.

Although some scholars eat about the same as ordinary people, most of the Gilded Brigade and martial arts practitioners still eat quite a lot.

Especially the heavy guards and vanguards of the Fools. Their huge size and tall physique also make their appetites different from ordinary people.

It's just a humanoid mess.

"Every time I see them eating, I can understand why Bing Shen has to scratch his head over the food bill for a long time every day."

Jiang Corpse sighed.

It maintains the largest army in the Seven Kingdoms, and there are also a bunch of losers in it.

No wonder Bing Shen has to sign documents related to food expenses every day.

And these poor people also failed to solve the food on their plates in the first time.

Therefore, it is impossible for ordinary people to finish the meal in their hands immediately.

The man from Mondstadt obviously didn't get his meal.

The people of the Gilded Brigade confirmed their suspicions.

"But the gods should cook according to the head. Did anyone else get the meal?"

The Gilded Brigade asked around.

Soon the news spread to Qianyan Army.

"Someone didn't receive the meal cooked by Xuan Qinggong? How is that possible?"

Yu Rong didn't believe it.

That was Duke Xuan Qing, a god who was stronger than the emperor. How could he make such a mistake in dividing the meal?

"What if Duke Xuan Qing was injured before, so he counted the wrong person?

After all, Xuan Qinggong was fighting against a world. "

Xingran next to him was not so sure.

Gods also need to rest, not to mention that Jiang Shi was fighting against a world before.

When I came down, I was covered in blood.

Maybe the injury was not healed, causing Jiang Shi to be distracted and make a miscalculation.

"It's also possible, let's go talk to Duke Xuan Qing.

Otherwise, one cannot be allowed to go hungry. "

Gu Yue suggested.

“But it is already a mercy for the gods to cook for us.

Wouldn't it be a bit ungrateful to go to God for such a trivial matter again? "

Luo Yan is a little weak.

No matter how kind a god is, he is still a god, so you should have basic respect.

If a person doesn't receive his meal and then asks the gods to make another one, does this mean that he is treating the gods as cooks?

"Is it okay? Didn't Mr. Xuan Qing often cook for people before?

He shouldn't mind, right? "

Xi Li was a little unsure.

Legends are legends, and personal experience is personal experience.

The two really don't seem to be the same.

"Well... how about we go together?"

He Luo made a suggestion.

"also."

Yu Zhongguo raised his hand in approval.

Meeting a god is exciting, but it's also a bit scary.

It's good to have someone with you.

"Then let's all go."

Xiang Ming and the others stood up.

So several officers of the Qianyan Army formed a begging brigade and carefully moved to the high platform.

He looked like an assassin that the dog was stalking to kill.

And it just so happens that some people think so.

"Are you... going to assassinate the gods?"

Ning He looked at the group of Qianyan Army with their dogs in front of them.

What are these guys doing? Why do they look like they are going to do something bad?

"Shh! Keep your voice down, we are going to invite the gods..."

Mo Yang raised his finger.

Explained the whole story to Ning He.

"I see, does anyone have no food?"

Then why don’t you just go directly?

After all, you are the god of Liyue, so you can’t get angry because of such things. "

Ning He looked at them a little strangely.

These guys were telling various stories about the Liyue God that were friendly to the people before, so why are they now afraid of the God and getting angry?

"Can legends and personal experiences be the same?

And the previous stories were all about Xuan Qinggong and Di Jun taking the initiative to help our ancestors.

There is no legend that our ancestors discovered the gods' mistakes and then asked the gods to correct them. "

The horse also stretched its head out.

If you don’t face the gods, you don’t know how oppressive they are.

They were still some distance away from the high platform, and they all felt like they were out of breath.

"That's it, then I'll go.

Anyway, I'm not from Liyue, so you Liyue gods can't get angry and make things difficult for outsiders. "

Ning He thought for a while.

Made a suggestion.

The Thousand Rock Army are the subjects of Jiang Shi and Morax, so it is really not easy to make demands of them.

Then she, a Sumeru person, was always fine in the past, right?

No matter how bad the situation is, there will always be the Big Charming Tree King and the Little Lucky Grass King to protect her.

Should be no big problem.

"That's alright, let's go together if we want to.

In any case, it is also a question of our gods. "

Qingqiu objects.

"That's fine, I don't care."

Ning He spread his hands.

"Let's go then."

Yu Zhongguo waved his hand.

Then among a group of sneaky people, there was a person who stood out from the crowd with a face full of contempt and helplessness.

"Can you please walk faster? If you continue like this, everyone else will finish their meal."

Ning He was helpless.

This group of Qianyan soldiers are so brave on the battlefield, how come they are not as good as her, a desert woman, in private.

"We think so too, but that's a god."

The Qianyan Army’s eyes shone.

Talking to the gods, I won’t be able to record this in my family tree when I go home!

"Don't gods also want people to save me? I really don't understand what you are doing."

Ning He holds his forehead.

God is not some arrogant person.

Aren’t these gods able to talk and laugh just like people?

How can you be angry as long as you explain the reason?

"Ahem, that's what I said, but the only god who wants to be rescued now is the Little Lucky Grass King..."

Jiang Peng silently finished his attack.

The gods of other countries have absolute say.

Only Xumi's side is a bit weird.