The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

After Jiang Xie took the carriage with Kong, Paimon and Dulin on the road, a green figure hurriedly ran out of a tavern in Mondstadt.

I won’t say which pub it is from, and I won’t say who this green figure is. I just believe that you all understand it, right? If you don’t understand it, it means you need to check your brain, well, just like me.

"What a disaster. We agreed to see off the traveler and Jiang Shi together. I even wrote a new song. Now it's all over. It's too late. I should have known I wouldn't have drank so much last night."

Wendy looked at the rising sun and estimated that the traveler had already left.

"Well, isn't this Mr. Wendy? You are..."

Wendy met Qin at the corner who came to inspect the city defense.

"Is it Qin? Didn't we agree to send Traveler and Jiang Zhi together yesterday? Then I accidentally drank too much last night. I just woke up and was about to send Traveler off, hahahaha."

Wendy touched her head sheepishly and said to Qin.

"Is that so? Speaking of which, I did not see Sir Wendy this morning, but now, the Honorary Knight and Father Jiang have been gone for a while. Sir Wendy... you may have to fly over to catch up with the Honorary Knight. With Father Jiang and the others."

Qin said while holding her arms and thinking.

"Is that so? Alas~ I have no choice but to fly. Qin, I'm leaving first."

Wendy said and disappeared.

"Okay, Sir Wendy, please be more careful..."

There was no one in front of Qin.

Helpless, Qin could only shake her head, sigh, and then went to inspect the city defense. Commander Falga took all the elites of Mondstadt away for the expedition.

The fighting power left behind was not strong, and Diluc's father, Cripps, had exploded the power of the evil eye to protect the convoy in the wild a few years ago and killed monsters.

The corrupt top brass of the Knights of the West Wind at the time, Ilok, who was later proven to be a traitor, defined this incident as an accident for ordinary people, and the fools bit their tail.

It is also necessary to send most of the West Wind Knights to patrol the various arteries of Mondstadt to prevent the tragedy from a few years ago from happening again.

Nowadays, the Fools are eyeing Mondstadt's city defense position. The Wind Demon Dragon incident has caused the Fools to suffer a big loss. Although the lady and the Queen of Winter have not spoken, the Fools below still feel that they want to regain this face. , and began to frantically find fault with Mondstadt.

Under the insane pressure from the Fools, Qin had no choice but to patrol the city defense as an important part of her work, trying to prevent the Fools from finding any loopholes.

"Hey, isn't this the acting captain of Mondstadt? Why, instead of reviewing documents in the office, he went to the street to be lazy?"

Just as Qin was about to leave the city defense at the side gate, a stinging voice stopped her.

"Madam, if you don't restrain your men at the Goethe Hotel at this time, but come to the side entrance where the city's defense is weak, what do you want to do?"

Not to be outdone, Qin replied to the lady.

"Of course I came to see the city defense of Mondstadt. After all, there are a lot of little things around Mingguan Gorge."

The lady speaks her mind.

"Mingguanxia...what do you want to do?"

Qin glanced in the direction of Mingguan Gorge. Although it was separated by a fruit wine lake, Mingguan Gorge was in a condescending position to Mondstadt. If someone launched a long-range attack there, it would indeed have an impact on the city of Mondstadt.

"Humph, I just want to meet a well-matched opponent on the chessboard."

The lady said disdainfully and left Qin's sight.

After thinking for a while, Qin sent Amber and Kaia to investigate the situation in Mingguan Gorge, and finally got the information that there were three ruins guards in Mingguan Gorge.

Under Qin's assignment, Amber, Kaia, Lei Ze, and Bennett and Fisher from the Adventurers Association formed an action team to attack the ruins guards of Mingguan Gorge.

"Ma'am, what do you want to do?"

As Jean reviewed the document, she wondered what the lady's intention was in revealing this information to her.

……

"After so many years, Mondstadt is still like this. Without some people, the rest is just waste.

Forget it, Mondstadt is no longer important. You stay here and proceed as planned. I will go to Liyue. "

The lady stood under the Statue of Wind God in Mondstadt Square, glanced around Mondstadt City, then said a word to the members of the Fools behind her, and disappeared under the Statue of Wind God.

Anyway, Rustan went on an expedition, so there was no point in her staying in Mondstadt. Since Queen Solstice sent her to Liyue to help the young master obtain the Heart of God from the Rock King Morax, she might as well take this opportunity to relax.

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On the other side, Wendy summoned Tevarin from Star Cliff, and took Tevarin to chase Jiang Shi and Kong.

"Traveler, Jiang Shi, I finally caught up with you."

Jiang Shi was lying on the carriage, holding a watermelon in his arms and eating it happily with a spoon, when he heard Wendy's voice coming from the sky.

"Huh? Why are you, an alcoholic poet, here?"

Jiang Shi looked at Wendy sitting on Tevarin's back, swallowed the watermelon in his mouth and asked Wendy.

"Uh... How should I say this? Because we made an appointment yesterday to see you and the travelers off together, and last night Angel's Gift launched a new midnight carnival product. I couldn't hold it back, so I drank too much and fell asleep. And today I woke up in the morning when the sun had already risen, and then I met Qin on the road. She told me that you had been gone for a while, so I asked Tevalin to take me to chase you."

Wendy jumped off Tevalin's back and sat next to Ginger Corpse.

"Why am I not surprised at all...Forget it, Dulin, Tevarin is here, you go and play with Tevarin for a while, Wendy, do you want a watermelon?"

Jiang Shi twitched the corner of his mouth, then asked Du Lin to go play with Tewarin, and even took a watermelon and asked Wendy if she wanted to eat it.

"Thank you, but I'd better not use it. I came here specifically to see you off. I also wrote a new song specifically for the travelers. Please listen to it!"

Wendy looked at Sora and Paimon who had already stretched out their heads, took out the xylophone Felin, and started playing and singing:

"...(The author doesn't know how to make up this paragraph, so let's skip it. We just need to know that Wendy is the best bard in the Teyvat continent. He sings very beautifully!)"

After the song ended, Wendy put away the xylophone Felin.

"How about this new song, isn't it good? I composed it specially for travelers."

Wendy looked begging for praise.

"Yes, yes, very good."

Ginger Corpse, who was addicted to eating watermelon, praised Wendy very perfunctorily.

"Hey, if you are perfunctory with me, you should be more perfunctory."

Wendy looked at Ginger Corpse who had been eating watermelon, all her attention was on the watermelon, and she said with a speechless expression.

"I have no interest in these poems, and such a delicious watermelon cannot be neglected."

Jiang Shi was still eating watermelon and replying to Wendy.

"Really, Traveler, Paimon, what do you think of this piece?"

Looking at Jiang Zhi who was going to perfunctory it to the end, Wendy had given up hope and asked Sora and Paimon how they liked this new song.

"It sounds very nice, Wendy."

Paimon was the first to praise.

"Yes, it is indeed the best song I have ever heard."

Sora also praised Wendy.

"Hahaha, this was composed and sung by the best bard in the Teyvat continent. It must be nice to hear."

Wendy praised herself quite narcissistically.

Dulin and Tevarin were having a great time in the sky.

Wendy and Kong were chatting very happily. Here Jiang Shi was eating watermelon and communicating with the "darkness".

""Darkness", why do you think the fruits on the Teyvat continent are so delicious? Is it because of elemental power?"

Jiang Shi felt that since he came to Teyvat Continent, the number of times he ate fruits had increased sharply. He had never been interested in fruits at all before.

"I don't know, I don't have to eat, and besides, I think I picked the lock."

"Darkness" came the calm voice.

"Pry it open? Really? How is the author doing?"

Jiang Shi heard "Darkness" pick the lock and hurriedly asked how I was doing.

"Uh...well, the author himself came out. He looks much better and calm. I just want to know why his book can't be found when I search for the word "Genshin Impact"."

The "dark" sound sounds a bit elusive.

"? Can't find it? What's going on? Where's the income? Where's the data? Where are these things?"

Jiang Shi was a little confused.

"Thanks to the readers who support him, yesterday's income was quite good, reaching 430, of which more than 340 came from the rewards and support of dear readers, and the rest was from his platform, okay, He hopes that the two data are the other way around. He wants to collect more than 340 people on the platform. The data, how should I say, is stable, and the score has reached 9.6, but... the book cannot be found... it’s very embarrassing..."

The "dark" tone is already starting to fuck up.

"Uh, okay, please notify me if there is any new situation."

Jiang Shi didn't know what to say. After ending the call, he looked at the watermelon in his hand and suddenly remembered one of his favorite anime characters. If I remember correctly, she also liked watermelons, but she just liked to hug them. Eat, not eat.

"Forget it, let's just eat the melon."

After ten days of travel, Jiang Shi and the others had left Mondstadt and arrived at Wangshu Inn in Dihuazhou.

Wendy and Tevalin left on the third day and had their own things to do.

After settling Du Lin, Kong and Paimeng, Jiang Shi came to the top floor of Wangshu Inn. He hadn't seen Mandrill for a long time and he missed him quite a bit.

"Hey, mandrill, long time no see!"

Looking at Mandrill, who was watching Dihuazhou with his back to him, Jiang Shi said hello.

"This voice is... Lord Darknas?! Aren't you already dead?!"

Mandrill heard the sound and turned around to see Jiang Xie, and said in great surprise.

"Um???"

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