The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Yeah! Keli believes in the author's brother!"

After Keli saw me swearing such a poisonous oath with Jiang Zhi, her mood instantly improved.

Such a cute look~

"Ah~ Sajia's life is worth it~"

Looking at such cute Keli, I feel that this life is worth it.

"Hey, can you stop putting on a bright expression on that uncle face of yours?"

Jiang Sha Scenery Corpse began his behavior of pouring cold water on him.

"Asshole, do you need to tell me what kind of expression I put on? Besides, Keli is so cute.

No one who sees it can say: Ah! I am dead! "

I glared at Jiang Zhi.

“When someone puts on such an expression, it makes them look very innocent.

There's something indescribably vulgar about the expression you put on. "

Jiang Xi unceremoniously defined my expression as obscene.

"Asshole, do you have a problem with me growing old?"

I looked at Jiang Corpse, already holding a notebook and pen in my hand.

As long as he dares to say one more sentence to hurt my heart, I will let him know what an author's novel is, and the author has the final say.

“I don’t have any objection, but I don’t know who is walking on the street and being mistaken for an old man in his 50s or 60s.

Just because he was wearing a windbreaker, his hair was half white.

Oops, I’ve never experienced that~

Oh, by the way, there was another time when I didn’t know who it was. I was walking on campus and was mistaken for a teacher by a cute girl, who even held an umbrella for him.

In the end, because of my low tone, I even scared the little girl away~"

Jiang Zhi went crazy and tried to die.

"Asshole, bastard! Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you have a wife. Believe it or not, I will prevent you from ever seeing your wife!!!"

You exposed me, you bastard!

Isn't it because he is old, likes to wear formal clothes such as windbreakers, and has a youthful appearance, so he is often called uncle or grandpa? !

Didn't you just scare away a legal lolita? ! !

Bastard, how dare you mock me like this! ! !

I silently added a setting for Jiang Shi that he must be bald in middle age in the setting collection in the notebook.

"Sorry, someone promised me, although I don't have the contract power like Morax.

But the agreement signed in the darkness was more binding than Morax's contract. "

Jiang Shi went further and further on the road to death.

"Really? Oops~ I was thinking about it after the Mid-Autumn Festival party on the Teyvat continent.

During our private gatherings, I applied for permission from above. ("Darkness": "Additional, if you don't give me permission, I'll beat him until he gives me permission.")

Bring Shu Qingya over again, let's have a good get-together during the extra chapter. Since you said so, forget it, I won't dwell on it. "

I whistled and ran away, little guy, fight me, don’t you know I’m the GM?

"Huh? Did I just hear the author say that I can see Qingya again?"

Jiang Zhi, who was still laughing at me wantonly, didn't hear what I just said at all.

"Yes, but because of your suicide attempt just now, he revoked the application. When we have a private gathering later, you won't be able to see Shu Qingya.

I told you just now, don’t commit suicide when you have nothing to do, just commit yourself to it. "

"Darkness" mercilessly hits from the side.

"this!"

Jiang Shi was stunned.

"Well, although I really want to see you have someone to accompany you, after all, the cause of the matter was that you mocked the author in the first place.

There is nothing we can do to help. "

Morax patted Jiang Zhi on the shoulder, and finally prepared to go to the gathering with others.

"Daknus, you have to work harder!"

Finally, he tried his best to pat Jiang Shi on the shoulder, and then followed Morax.

The petrified ginger corpse was left behind.

"Grandpa Darknus, I'm going to see Tinari and Collet. I'm leaving too."

Nasida also trotted away.

"What on earth...did I do something stupid..."

Jiang Shi felt the danger of GM for the first time.

"Oh, poor child."

"Darkness" shook his head and went to rest.

And I ran into the team of Teyvat Continent. These are our dearest friends! ! !

Of course, I didn’t just come here to take photos with them, I also had something serious to do.

First of all, there is someone I forgot in front of me. I have to bring her here.

"Sora, Ying, hello!"

I ran up to Sora and Ying.

"Author? Do you have anything to do with us?"

Sora turned around, very happy that I chose him as the protagonist.

However, being thrown into the warehouse as a warehouse manager made Kong very unhappy, even a little sad.

"Ahem, don't show that sad expression, I know it's wrong of me to treat you like a warehouse manager.

But the current Teyvat continent is really difficult for me to help you join the team.

Although there will definitely be a place for you in Xumi in the future, well, mainly because I don’t have much exploration in Xumi and don’t have much time to explore.

I am also busy during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I have been thinking about preparing a very large space for you, and then let you have fun in it for three days.

So when I have time one day and can explore Sumeru all day long, I will definitely put you in the team.

And if you think about it, although few people choose you as the protagonist, isn't Yingmei also treated as a warehouse manager?

Although, some old pornographic batches just need to observe a lot. "

I scratched my head. Maybe I have liked the two-dimensional world since I was in elementary school. From that time on, I regarded all the characters as real people.

Then I will try to communicate with them every day in the days to come.

Now when I really stand in front of them, I don't know what to say.

"Speaking of this, what does Zuying mean?"

In a moment of epiphany, she seemed to see someone calling her "Zhenying" inside the ball.

"Uh... this! How should I put it? It's a term of endearment, and it means that I love you very much.

It can also be said to mean that you are very cute. "

I forced myself to explain that although "Ci Ying" is really a term of endearment.

But the meaning of the word "scum" actually refers to existences such as scum.

Shaying should be translated as Zhaying.

As the protagonist, Ying showed all kinds of ruthless feelings in the plot.

There’s also that feeling of: “Hmph~ I’m awesome!”

"So that's it."

Ying nodded, apparently believing me.

"Well, that's it, ah, okay, don't go off topic, I'll bring someone to you."

I raised my hands, and a living, jumping, flying, and shouting emergency food appeared in my hands.