The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Jiang Shi, who had set foot on the road back to Liyue, was lying on the carriage with YOYO in his arms, looking at YOYO who was still absorbing the divine power of Diego Kalapian.

Jiang Shi felt the power in YOYO's body and found that in addition to the divine power of Diego Kalapian, there was also the power of thousands of winds mixed in the wind wall.

"Huh? When did you absorb the power from the wind wall? YOYO."

Jiang Shi felt the two powers in YOYO's body, and asked curiously when YOYO absorbed the power in the wind wall.

"YOYO!"

Looking at the dumbfounded YOYO, Jiang Shi rubbed YOYO's head... body? head? Head and body? Forget it, never mind.

"I don't know what you will become after absorbing the power of Diekrapian and the Wind Wall, a wind god slime? Or will you evolve into a slime girl? Is there such a species as a slime girl at this time?"

Jiang Shi gave up distinguishing YOYO's head and body. He hugged YOYO and sat lazily on the carriage talking to himself. He also scratched the base of YOYO's wings from time to time and snickered at the way YOYO trembled with itchiness. .

Because the wind and snow in Mondstadt had just cleared and the plants had only grown for a year, the horses in more than a hundred carriages brought by Jiang Shi had lost a lot of weight in the year due to lack of feed. The speed is also much slower.

However, enjoying the gentle breeze along the way, drinking thousand-year-old wine, and sleeping soundly with YOYO in my arms was not boring. Even though the "Darkness" driving the carriage had several "" angry symbols popping up on its head.

——Following the dividing line between Jiang Shi and YOYO’s travels and the time when only “darkness” was doing serious business——

Finally, a month later, the panting horses, which had lost weight twice, pulled the heavy carriage back to Liyue Port.

"Hoho! Liyue Port! Your dear uncle, I'm back again! Why don't you welcome me back home with a full load! Hahahahahahahaha!

Forget it, it sounds too much like a lunatic. Stop shouting and go straight to town. "

Jiang Xi, who was thinking about his way back to the city outside Liyue Port, silently put away his social arrogance in "Darkness"'s expression that could not be seen but clearly expressed his disdain for seeing a mental illness. Shi Shi drove the carriage into Liyue Port.

The soldiers on duty in front of the gate of Liyue Port saw a long convoy and immediately sounded the alarm. Then they took out a cloud-piercing arrow from their arms and pulled it open. With a "whoosh!", the cloud-piercing arrow was released. Firecrackers exploded in the sky, and a line of large black characters appeared in the sky:

"Lord Darknas has returned. Please come to the entrance of Liyue Port, all the Immortal Family, Lord Emperor, Lord Gui Zhong and Liyue Qixing."

"Hey, this cloud-piercing arrow I left before I left is really good!"

Jiang Shi looked at the big characters in the sky and nodded with satisfaction. As expected, he left the cloud-piercing arrow to the soldiers at the city gate before leaving, telling them to light the cloud-piercing arrow when they saw the convoy.

In order to announce his return, the cloud-penetrating arrow contains Jiang Zhi's magical power. Once it explodes, it will radiate the entire land of Liyue.

He accurately found Morax and the others, and repeatedly played the words in their heads: "Your Grandpa Darknas is back! Why don't you welcome him quickly!"

It can be said that it is the best choice for traveling at home, disturbing people's purity, being hunted by people, and attracting hatred.

Finally, when Jiang Shi arrived at Liyue Port, Morax, Gui Zhong, Dragon King Ruotuo, Marcusius, Heulia, Gan Yu, True Lord Liuyun Borrowing the Wind, and True Lord Lishui Laishan , Yixiao Daotian Tianjun, Cut the Moon and Build Yang Zhenjun, Gechenlangshi Zhenjun, Yingda, Minu, Mandrill, Fa Nan, Fushepi clenched his fists at the door and looked at Jiang Corpse with a smile on his face. .

Liyue Qixing smiled bitterly beside him, neither angry nor smiling. After all, Jiang Shi was their god, and they had to endure no matter how hard they cheated...

After Jiang Shi got out of the car and handed over a hundred fully loaded carriages to Liyue Qixing, Gan Yu and Qian Yanjun, he followed Morax and the others who greeted him.

After arriving at the cave in Jueyunjian, looking at the unkind-looking gods Morax, Jiang Shi silently increased the hardness of his body by several levels.

Then he saw a bunch of immortal magic running towards him, and the one who beat him the hardest was Ruotuo Dragon King, a pure lao, earth (yin) demon (bi), who was beating the ginger corpse with four elements.

God Morax was still beating and shouting: "Let you disturb people's dreams! Let you disturb people's dreams! Make you look like a psycho!"

After all, they waved their little fists and cheered. The five true kings and five yakshas made tea next to them as if they were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

Marcusius was doing something unknown beside him, and Heulia, under the instigation of the end, poured a bunch of salt on the ginger corpse.

"Wait, Heulia, please stop doing it. It makes me feel bad to see the waste of food."

Jiang Zhi kicked Heulia out of the group fight and told her to go and join the final cheerleading team.

Finally, five minutes later, Morax and the others stopped the group fight, not because they were tired, but because they couldn't be beaten. The ginger corpses were as hard as turtles that had shrunk their shells. They were so hard that they couldn't be beaten at all.

This guy can even hold YOYO and drink wine leisurely while being beaten by a group of people.

In the end, Morax, who was getting more and more angry with each other, gave up the idea of ​​continuing to fight, otherwise he would become even more angry when his anger didn't subside.

Looking at God Morax who had had enough beatings, Jiang Zhi showed a mean smile.

"Yo! Haven't you eaten? Work harder! Hit me! Come on! Don't be polite! Come and hurt each other!"

Seeing such a mean-spirited ginger corpse, Morax took a deep breath, took a plate of food from Marcusius next to him, grabbed the ginger corpse and drank it down.

"What... vomit! Bitter melon mixed with coptis and almonds, Morax, you are cruel! vomit! You wait! vomit! Next time you and, vomit! Finally, vomit! When you sleep, vomit!, vomit! I I must ring my big bell hard next to you two! Ugh! Marcusius, you can’t run away either!”

Ginger Corpse, who had been fed bitter melon mixed with yellow lotus and almonds, was trying hard to suppress his nausea while threatening Morax, Gui Zhong and Marcusius fiercely.

"Emperor, how do you know this thing is effective on Darkness?"

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng seemed to have discovered something, and turned to Morax and asked.

"Well... this happened completely by accident. When I was eating snacks in Liyue City with Darknas, I ordered a plate of almond tofu.

The almond tofu was supposed to be a dessert, but because the boss's son mistook sweet almonds and bitter almonds, the almond tofu turned bitter.

After Darknus ate it, he kept looking unhappy and lost consciousness. After that, I paid attention to Darknus's reaction, and later I found that he couldn't touch bitter things at all.

As long as you touch something bitter, you will feel nauseated, and if you touch it too much, the whole god will be as weak as if its life span has expired, and there will be no strength.

So after that, I asked Marcusius to make this dish, in order to cure him when he went crazy in the future, but I didn't expect that he would have such a big reaction to these things. "

Morax said slowly as he looked at the ginger corpse that was paralyzed on the ground and had begun to leave his body.

"Uh... then Darkness is like this, why doesn't he spit out or spit out those things? Isn't it more uncomfortable?"