The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Okay, you bitch, don't sleep! Get up and go to work! You haven't finished your meal yet!"

I was caught off guard, with a powerful, lightning-fast slap on the face of Jiang Zhi, who was lying on the ground with a peaceful expression.

Damn it, I have been rescuing him for a day and a night, and my hands are hurting.

"..."

Jiang Shi turned over and slept peacefully.

"Nah... forget it, replace me, you guys come on."

I rubbed my hands and called the people behind me to come on.

"Okay, leave it to us."

Jiang Tian walked to Jiang Xi with a smile.

"Light", "death", the future Leming all shouted.

The task of waking up Jiang Zhi was left to them.

"Darkness, how is Miss Huasanli's situation?"

I walked to "Darkness" and looked at the flowers lying on "Darkness"'s palm and asked.

"The situation is not bad, because it is made of the power of darkness, and we just need to wait until the power of darkness absorbs the fried rice.

By the way, this is the first time I have seen someone who can cook fried rice to this extent.

I also devoured a little of the fried rice. If nothing else, that portion was enough to poison an AV country.

Whether as a human or as a demon, he can make such magical meals.

This Ray's movies are enough to be called magical. "

"Darkness" looked at the thunder movie floating on his other palm.

Being able to make fried rice to this extent really shocked the "darkness" who has lived for who knows how many years.

I've seen people who can't cook, I've seen people who cook poorly, and I've never seen people who use normal ingredients and seasonings to make a fried rice that can kill an entire island.

"Is this a gift?"

"Darkness" held his head and thought silently.

"The main body, I can't handle it, my hands are broken."

I'm still researching the difference between Kujo Sora's Tengu Wings and Crow Wings.

Jiang Tian came over holding his arms at a 90-degree angle.

"Huh? What's going on? Although your physical strength is slightly inferior to Jiang Shi, you won't break your hand."

I was dumbfounded.

"Jiang Shi's physical strength has increased again, and his compatibility with "darkness" is much higher than my compatibility with "light".

I am wandering around in the universe, and the improvement in strength is not as much as the improvement in my strength by eating, drinking and having fun all day long.

When he just woke him up, someone couldn't hold it back and used too much force, triggering his dormant protection mechanism, and then he broke his hand. "

Jiang Tian moved his arms helplessly, and the broken arm was reattached.

"Okay, I'll handle it myself."

I was helpless and looked towards Jiang Corpse.

"Fuck!"

"Light" was caught by Jiang Zhi's six arms, and the future Le Ming has turned into meat.

""Darkness", your daughter is gone!"

Looking at it like this, there's nothing I can do if I go up there, so I'd better look for the biggest one.

"I can't die. It's still impossible for Jiang Zhi to kill "Light" now, at least it will take hundreds of years.

"Light" is just afraid that the self-defense mechanism of Jiang Shi will be activated after resistance, and that will be trouble at that time. "

The old god of "darkness" is here, and he doesn't worry about the safety of "light" at all.

"Okay, just calm down.

Le Ming, go and repair General Thunder's body.

"Guangming", wait a minute, I'll slap Jiang Zhi awake right away. "

I searched the space for a while and found a device that was 100% capable of awakening ginger corpses.

Although "Light" is not life-threatening, as a woman, it is not good to be lifted up in the air by a ginger corpse.

"I really don't want to use this if I can help it."

With a look of helplessness, he pressed the switch, which was 100% able to activate the ginger corpse waker.

"Captain, you have to live. Only if you live can mankind have hope."

"Captain, we can only go so far. For the rest of the journey, please forgive us for being deserters."

"Captain, tell Qian'er that I can't go back. Let her take care of herself and get married when she finds the right one."

"Captain, when can you and the vice-captain get together?"

"Captain, I want to go home...I'm so scared, being alone, so scary."

"team leader……"

"what--!"

Jiang Shi was indeed awakened, his eyes were blood red as he was awakened.

"Well...I am, author, why are you here?"

Jiang Shi put down "Light".

The blood redness in his eyes has not dissipated.

"Let's watch the replay."

I put back the awakener that was 100% able to wake up the ginger corpse.

This thing collects the last words of everyone in the Netherworld Team.

Only these can 100% wake up the sleeping ginger corpse.

But every time he wakes up...well...in short, he is very unfriendly to Jiang Shi...

"...In other words, I was poisoned to death by the fried rice from Thunder Movie?"

Jiang Corpse pointed at the screen where the first two chapters were playing. Jiang Corpse happily ate the fried rice from Lei Movie.

Then he fell straight to the ground.

"As much as I hate to admit it, as my strongest protagonist, you did die in a very shameful and unexpected way."

→_→

I turned my face to the side silently.

"... Damn it, absolutely, if Qingya and the others find out about this way of death, they will laugh at me for a hundred years.

However, am I not immune to all poisons? How could he be poisoned? "

Jiang Shi scratched his hair irritably.

"Under the recognition of the power of darkness, the fried rice in Lei Movie is a food made of normal ingredients and seasonings.

There is nothing harmful, who knew it was so powerful.

The five of you were immediately wiped out in a wave. "

I am also very helpless, the power of darkness can indeed swallow poison.

But who would have thought that someone could use normal eggs, tomatoes, rice, green onions, salt and the like.

I made a plate of fried rice that was so toxic.

This can only be said that Lei Qian is extremely talented.

It's so different that he doesn't look like a normal demon.

Fried rice made with normal ingredients and seasonings can poison a small country. Who dares to believe this?

"...Damn, it's so amazing."

Jiang Xi held it in for a long time before uttering a Chinese quintessence sentence.

"Okay, once you wake up, we will evacuate. Miss Hanasari, Kujo Sora, Thunder Movie, and Yae Shenzi will be left to you."

I started to call it a day. There were a lot of people traveling through the dimensional wall this time.

It is estimated that someone will come to investigate soon, and someone will have to be found to kill them.

"Okay, thank you very much this time, Guangming, Jiang Tian, ​​and Le Ming."

After Jiang Shi thanked the others, he came to Lei Qiying and the others.

"Darkness" also began to cover up its figure.

"Okay, let's go."