The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

As Jiang Corpse said goodbye to the people of Liyue Port and Morax and the others, he drove more than a hundred carriages on the road. "Darkness" quietly transformed into a normal human body shape and sat cross-legged beside Jiang Corpse. .

Looking at Jiang Zhi who was drinking and swaying next to him, "Darkness" slapped Jiang Zhi on the face.

"Wake up, you bastard! You've gone astray! You're almost at Cuijue Slope! You're going to Mondstadt! Bastard! Wake up, you bastard! Why don't you drink here!" Damn you, I don’t have a mouth! Don’t pour wine into my mouth!”

He looked at Jiang Zhi who was drunk not long after leaving Liyue Port, staggering around, dizzy, and then racing all the way to Jueyunjian.

"Darkness" was furious. In order to prevent Jiang Corpse from walking back to Liyue Port for a month, "Darkness" quickly showed up, slapped Jiang Corpse's face with a big slap, and then said a few words Output, let Jiang Zhi quickly change direction.

As a result, "Darkness" never expected that not only did Jiang Shi not wake up, but he also stuffed the wine gourd into his mouth, causing a very vivid symbol representing anger to explode on "Darkness"'s forehead.

"I'm going to let you drink it!"

The furious "Darkness" righted the ginger corpse, and then waved its six arms together, and the sound of "pah, pah, pah, pah" slaps could not be heard.

"Huh~ Damn it, why is this little bastard's face so hard? He can't even wake up after being beaten like this, and he's still fine at all. Forget it, let me drive the car myself. It seems impossible to count on this cheater. "

Finally, "Darkness" gave up on continuing the physical sobriety method on Jiang Zhi. In desperation, he had no choice but to go into battle himself, drove a carriage, turned around with more than a hundred carriages, and tried to return to the main route to Mondstadt. On the way.

Not noticing the ginger corpse lying behind him at all, he quietly opened one eye and made a "yeah" gesture.

(Author: "Wow! You are a really evil person! Your intentions are quite sinister! Don't show off to me! No, I have to tell "Darkness" to go. I can't let "Darkness" be manipulated by a person like you with sinister intentions. Control, wait, something is cool and swishing, holy shit, here we go again..."

Jiang Shi: "I said in the previous chapters that I broke a dimensional wall. It seems that you didn't listen at all. Since you didn't listen, I'd better come out and prove it myself.")

Under the clumsy control of "Darkness", more than a hundred carriages turned around and walked on the road to Mondstadt.

Jiang Shi quietly prepared to roll into the car at the back, lie down on the pile of warm clothes, and take a good rest, but the "darkness" strangled the back of his fate.

"Where do you want to go? My dear little bastard."

"Darkness"'s amiable voice sounded slowly and coolly behind Jiang Corpse.

"Ah hahahaha, yo, "Darkness", what a coincidence, you came out to play, and I saw you just after I woke up, how nice! Hahahaha!

Thank you for your hard work on this journey. Leave the rest to me. You have a good rest and eat and drink when you should. You are welcome, hahahahahaha. "

Jiang Zhi, who laughed a few times, slowly turned around and said hello to "Darkness", and then released his six arms very enthusiastically, holding "Darkness"'s six arms vigorously, and kept shaking. With.

That look was more cordial than meeting his own father, with all kinds of kind words and condolences pouring out, and then he was about to push "Darkness" into the car behind him.

"Hehehe, do you think I only have six arms?"

Looking at Jiang Zhi who was holding his arm tightly and not letting go, "Darkness" sneered mercilessly.

Then I saw the weapon behind "Darkness" flying out of the body. The other end of the weapon buried deep in "Darkness"'s body was a tentacle made of flesh-like material. Countless weapons were flying in the air, and gradually They all aimed at Jiang Zhi.

"Tell me, which one to choose? Hehehehehehe."

"Darkness" sneered and provided Jiang Zhi with two options.

"Emmmmmm, I'll choose the first one, but before I die, please let me understand how you knew I lied to you."

Jiang Shi pondered for a moment, released his grip on the six arms of "Darkness", and then said his last request in this world.

"Hehehe, do you think you are the only one who can communicate with the author and break through the dimensional wall? Sorry, I can too."

"Dark"'s tone gradually became mocking and dangerous.

"Emmm, the author misunderstood me! If I had known, he would have been more ruthless and he would not be able to update in the past few days."

Jiang Corpse had an expression on his face: "How can the sky be inferior to me!", with tears in his eyes, he said angrily to the sky.

(Author: "Hehehehe, you bastard, you didn't expect it, I hid my secret, I can also communicate with the "darkness", this time you just wait to die!")

Seeing Jiang Zhi finish his last words, "Darkness" took back the flying weapons in his body, raised six arms, and blasted at Jiang Zhi.

Afterwards, according to the recollections of the author and "Darkness", Jiang Corpse passed away peacefully that day, and it was hard to tell that it was a living thing.

The ginger corpse that passed away peacefully came back to life again under the power of the mysterious author.

He honestly drove the carriage and headed towards Mondstadt.

On the way, Jiang Shi saw the Liyue land in disarray. Countless cracks turned the Liyue land into a broken porcelain plate.

In places swept by disasters, trees withered, birds disappeared, and animals disappeared without a trace.

Even the toughest element-created monsters, slimes, can no longer be seen jumping around on the ground.

"Oh, I thought that the battle would cause everything in Liyue to wither, but I didn't expect it to wither to this extent, even those cute slimes jumping around are gone."

Jiang Shi looked at the tragic situation in Liyue along the way and sighed towards the "darkness".

"Although the group of demon gods are very weak, their gathering together has triggered the rules of the world and made the group of demon gods impossible to ignore.

But although it was said that it was because of the battle, the main reason was actually the reason why you smashed the earth vein roots and branches to pieces in order to save Gui Ming.

The continent of Teyvat depends on the earth's veins for its existence. If you smash the roots and branches of the earth's veins, the juice of the earth's veins will flow out and the earth's veins will be damaged.

The ley lines did not have enough power to maintain the balance of the Teyvat continent, which led to varying degrees of turmoil in the Teyvat continent.

The most serious thing is naturally Liyue, a place where you directly destroyed the underground veins. "

"Darkness" answered the question, and then told the real reason that caused the land of Liyue to break.

"Huh? Is the main reason because of me? No, I am such a kind, loving, law-abiding person, how could I do such a thing? It's impossible~"

Jiang Shi couldn't believe it when he heard that he was the main cause of the tragedy in Liyue, but he heard "Darkness"'s tone that he wasn't joking.

I started trying to be cute and used an extremely disgusting tone and accent, and also used some extremely disgusting tone words.

"...If you talk to me in this tone again, I will blast you to death again!"

Listening to Jiang Corpse's disgusting tone and words, "Darkness" couldn't help but raise six more arms, then pointed at Jiang Corpse, and patiently persuaded him not to speak to Him in that tone again.