The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

“I don’t know who would be so lucky to be selected to compete in the first group.”

After Jiang Shi returned to human form, he hid in the crowd and chatted with Shu Qingya.

The special dance machine is now on stage.

A lot of lighting effects were used throughout the competition venue, and there were even many mechanisms hidden under the floor.

After the corresponding score is triggered, the corresponding floor mechanism will also be triggered.

Release different fireworks.

Although people are a little dissatisfied with the points-based competition system, the original intention of this carnival dance competition is just for people to have fun.

Therefore, the requirements for the points system and the elimination system are not so stringent, and they even encourage others to release themselves.

If you really want to say it, it is not accurate to call it a carnival dance competition. It should be called the Free Dance King Showcase.

Now the dance machine is selecting the first song for the competition, and I don’t know who is so lucky to be selected.

"dingdingdingding!"

Accompanied by special sound effects, the dance machine has results.

《handclap》

Many people may not be familiar with this name, but if you name it, I believe most people will know it.

98K dance.

It’s just that the original version of this song does not have the 98k gun sound effect.

The gun sound effects in the well-known version were added later.

For some reasons, this song has completely become an Internet celebrity song, and it is also paired with an Internet celebrity dance, which has been popular on the Internet for many years.

"It's really a bad start for his grandma. Why did he choose such a song first?"

Jiang Shi doesn't like this kind of songs.

Although this can be considered a song, it takes the blame for someone or something.

But it is undeniable that it is because of long-term and large-scale recycling that some songs have changed from their original meaning to another meaning and become infamous.

After all, there is a saying that goes well. The best way to ruin a song is to be on a variety show or to be featured on a certain music channel.

Well, no matter what the song is, as long as it hits one of these two, it’s basically over.

"It's also good. The dance is easy to learn. It should be easier for them than the competition."

Compared to Jiang Xi, Shu Qingya's acceptance of such things is relatively high.

After all, she can be considered a new-age girl.

Of course, the main reason is that Shu Qingya's previous company also opened such accounts to make money following the trend of the times, so she had to accept these things.

"Okay, I'm the one supervising anyway, so I won't bring in that stupid culture."

Choosing this kind of rubbish song for the first time greatly reduced Jiang Zhi's character.

The number of people who selected this track is also very impressive. More than 300 people were selected directly, and then a unified score was given - a mess.

Although there was a chance to try out the dance before the competition, many people still couldn't figure out what the dance was even after the trial.

In addition, there were so many people around, so the effect of the performance with more than 300 people was like a chaotic dance of demons.

"This dance machine better know something and make the next song more interesting, otherwise I will dismantle it and sell it for scrap."

Jiang Shi endured some kind of torture and waited for these difficult few minutes.

The second song selection for the dance machine has begun.

This time it was a very interesting dance.

Dance of the Ax Gang...

"Uh... where's the fun in this?"

Jiang Shi didn't find this interesting at all. The Ax Gang's dance seemed simple, but in fact it was still very challenging for novices.

If you want to dance smoothly and beautifully, you must at least have strong control over yourself and have a certain dance foundation.

You must be confident when dancing at the same time. Once you are not confident at all, the appreciation of this dance will be greatly reduced.

And the dancing machine also started randomly selecting contestants.

"I really want to know if you need to bring your own ax during the competition for this song. After all, this dance is soulful when you hold an ax in your hand."

Jiang Shi was still chatting with Shu Qingya.

A bright beam of light shone on him.

"?"

Jiang Zhi slowly typed a question mark.

How long has it been? Just choose him?

Does he have such good luck?

Moreover, the number of participants selected this time is relatively small, only more than twenty.

Looking at the more than 20 ordinary people, Jiang Shi felt that they might need a psychiatrist.

Because then the dance of the ax will become the dance of the devil.

It doesn't matter if Jiang Shi doesn't want to go up and participate in the abstention, but after all, he made the rules himself, and he also told Wendy that he would not give up when he was selected.

So I can only aggrieve the audience in the audience and endure a few minutes of mental torture with the contestants on the stage.

Shu Qingya had the foresight to close her eyes, unwilling to suffer the baptism of Cthulhu.

But others regretted it too late.

The weird and twisted dance of Jiang Corpse deeply hurt their eyes and spirits.

So much so that even the dancing machine at the back briefly malfunctioned.

"I don't think this thing will choose me next time."

Jiang Shi looked at the twitching dance machine on the stage.

Said to Shu Qingya who breathed a sigh of relief.

"I just hope everyone in the audience is okay."

Shu Qingya prayed silently, but soon a man foaming at the mouth was carried out from her side.

Jiang Shi’s Dance of the Evil God is well-deserved.

"I feel that although my dance is ugly, it is not so ugly that it kills people."

Jiang Xi felt that he needed to defend himself and not leave an impression on Shu Qingya that his dancing talent was sparse.

After all, Shu Qingya is a person who has studied professional dance.

Daily hobbies, singing, dancing, painting and a series of artistic behaviors.

As a maniac who dotes on his wife and a guy who is somewhat in love.

Jiang Shi is willing to accompany the people he loves to do everything they love.

So, when the lively Shu Qingya died alone in the hospital bed.

Jiang Xi, who had been standing in the shadows of no one, also came to the front of the stage.

Shu Qingya has strong social skills and can become friends with many people.

So Jiang Shi later became friends with many people.

Shu Qingya once advised Jiang Shi to smile more. Don't just control your facial muscles to smile, smile appropriately and from the heart.

This will make Jiang Shi seem more approachable, and at the same time, it will be easier to win the favor of others.

Then Jiang Shi learned to laugh without knowing it.

Until later.

Jiang Shi learned most things, but he really had no talent in painting and dancing.

Even if you have systematically studied with professionals, the final result can only be said to be disastrous.

Shu Qingya also learned to cook for Jiang Xi, and learned to stay away from people appropriately and think alone.

He learned tactics that are very characteristic of the battlefield, such as being shady, unscrupulous, ruthless, and so on.

The two-way rush between the two parties can be regarded as a way for lovers to confirm whether they really love each other.

There is a method you can use when you are not sure whether you love the other person.

Do you think about the other person's every move, do you feel melancholy because the other person doesn't reply to messages, do you worry because you don't know what happened to the other person?

At the same time, will you unconsciously cater to the other person's preferences and work hard to adapt to the other person's time?

If you hit all of the above, congratulations, there is a high probability that you have truly fallen in love with the other person.

Next, you just need to see if the other person is the same as you, and gradually adapt to your preferences and time.

You will know if the other person also likes you. If the other person still maintains a certain opinion, then my suggestion is not to waste time.

Love is blind, if you can still maintain your own opinion in love.

Either the other person is a very capable and determined person.

Or the other person just has some good feelings for you, but not to the extent that they need to fall in love with you.

Generally speaking, it is recommended not to humiliate yourself at this time, and don't think of any confession, just withdraw silently.

Jiang Xi and Shu Qingya confirmed their feelings time and time again because they were gradually catering to each other's preferences and at the same time adapting to each other's time and world.

Someone always says that love does not mean accommodating the other person.

That's just because what they met is not what they love. Or maybe they don’t have much love in their hearts.

True love actually requires adaptation.

Through time, the time and world of two people are integrated together.

From then on, they become a pair of precise gears, interacting and moving with each other.

Once you truly fall in love with someone, you will unknowingly accommodate them.

You will even care about everything the other person thinks, and at the same time, you will start to face your own shortcomings and try every means to disguise them.

Jiang Shi also experienced this time.

In order to cover up his shortcomings that he is not very human, he has systematically studied human behavior patterns.

Then on a sunny morning, he gave Shu Qingya, who had just woken up, a terrifying smile that left a shadow on Shu Qingya for several days.

Like a corpse with puppet strings attached to it.

He pulled the flesh on both sides of his mouth to an incredible angle, and then looked directly at you with a pair of wide eyes, calm and unruffled.

Coupled with the opening of the door to kill, Shu Qingya almost thought she had hit a ghost.

It's a pity that I couldn't keep that photo at that time. Otherwise you can see what a weird smile it is.

All I can say is that sometimes it is better to do nothing.

Jiang Shi never learned any human behavior patterns after that.

Shu Qingya also said afterwards that she could remember that day forever because it was such a profound impression.

Of course, Shu Qingya has done similar stupid things before.

Imitate Jiang Shi's seriousness and want to become a calm woman.

The result turned out to be that...how should I put it?

There is a sense of a cute fool trying to pretend to be a wise man...