The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Σ_(???"∠) Ugh! "

Fukalos squatted on the ground, wishing he could vomit out his internal organs and brain.

She didn't even know how she got off that torture device.

I just felt like I was put into a high-speed rotating machine and was thrown around by that machine for three days and three nights.

It was still loaded head down.

"Oh, Fukalos, you need to exercise more. I suggest you do a roller coaster every day to exercise your mental endurance.

This mental state is too bad. It's just a roller coaster. As for making you vomit like this?

Also, don't vomit, there is nothing in your stomach to vomit.

The cakes and other things you eat have already been converted into your energy, okay? "

Jiang Shi shook his head and sighed.

It's just that after going through nine twists and turns and a cycle of despair, did you end up vomiting like this?

"Once a day? You're dreaming!

I will never go up there again! "

Fukalos vomited and said harsh words, she would never do that damn thing again even if she died.

There are 18 consecutive turns, nine of them uphill and downhill.

And the 18 turns are 180 degrees. The roller coaster is going well, but suddenly it drifts at a very high speed.

Before he even reacted, he was already thrown to the side of the seat.

And the same goes for the nine slopes. Whose slope is set to 90 degrees?

Is that really an angle that a machine can go up to?

Although I don’t know why that roller coaster really went up as if it were on flat ground, but who kind of person would design such a 90-degree slope without any buffering?

As soon as you go up, you come down, and it's like a roller coaster coming off the track. Who wouldn't be scared to death?

This kind of roller coaster is designed to kill people!

Fukalos has decided to see similar devices in the future. Even if I beat her to death, she won't sit on it again.

But I don’t blame Fukalos, because there is indeed something wrong with that design.

The nine-curve design of the roller coaster is roughly as shown in the picture below.

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I don’t know if you can understand it.

The nine-curve design of this roller coaster looks like a straight line from the side. If you go up here, you will come down immediately.

Even because there is no buffer area, the roller coaster directly detaches from the track and is equivalent to being smashed down.

Fortunately, there are professional equipment and formation protection, so it only looks thrilling, but in fact there will be no safety accidents.

But the psychological impact on a person can be quite huge.

Fukalos has been frightened to the point of being autistic.

"Oh, okay, let's not ride the roller coaster next, and go directly to the neighborhood."

Jiang Shi remembered that there was a nostalgic game arcade nearby.

Inside are some old-fashioned gaming equipment. Well... I can't say it is old-fashioned, it can only be said that it has been around for a long time.

For example, there are billiard tables, table tennis tables, and dancing machines.

“We won’t look at these tables.

Look at this dancing machine. "

Jiang Shi came directly to the dancing area.

As we all know, the dancing machine is a gaming device that has been around for a long time. It can even be traced back simply to the last century.

However, due to technical reasons, the dancing machines at that time were not entertaining enough, and it was not until later that various dance machines were developed.

And the dancing area in front of Jiang Shi and the others.

It is a dance machine that combines various technologies.

In order to prevent crowding, there are hundreds of dancing machines in this area, both single and double.

"Let me introduce, this dance machine can quickly help people dance quickly and lose weight quickly.

Of course, the above are only for ordinary people who have some knowledge of dance. They only need to follow the above tips.

The area in front of the dance machine can be called the induction area, and there are a total of eight induction parts on it.

Use the arrows displayed on the screen in front of you to determine where you want to jump at each step.

I'm not very good at dancing, so I don't do many demonstrations.

Let Qing Ya come, there are many songs in it. I have moved all the songs on the planet here. Which one do you like? "

Jiang Shi wanted to demonstrate in person, but unfortunately his dancing talent was the same as his painting talent, which was called a lousy one.

But Shu Qingya can dance.

And I also have some experience with dance machines.

In the early years when she was not rich, Shu Qingya occasionally liked to go to the arcade to find dancing machines and simply relax.

Because as long as you are not addicted to games, the game arcade may already be one of the entertainment venues with the least consumption in modern society.

But its guiding effect on people's physical and mental health can be said to be the best.

Of course, the prerequisite is not to be addicted to games and to be able to guide them correctly.

"Well, just... this one."

Shu Qingya chose a love song.

If this can be considered a love song.

Jiang Shi remembered that the lyrics of this song were quite wild.

How wild is it? In short, it is the kind of song that cannot pass the review, including the song title.

But even though the lyrics are wild, the main idea of ​​the song is still telling. In the context of a difficult era, a man and a woman separated and reunited due to various things, and finally overcame all kinds of difficulties and dangers to come together.

It's essentially good, but the lyrics are just too wild.

"I didn't expect Qingya to like this kind of song?"

Jiang Xi remembered that Shu Qingya didn't listen to this kind of music before.

"I just picked a random one."

Shu Qingya turned back and smiled.

Since you are here to play dance machines, you cannot choose songs with dull rhythms. You must have passion.

As a loyal dance machine player, she must not show weakness on the dance machine.

"Uh, okay, we'll see."

Jiang Xi hoped that the song chosen by Shu Qingya would not be difficult for Zhongli and the others to understand. After all, the tempo was quite fast.

Soon the song started. The dance machine had no fancy features. It was just like an ordinary dance machine. People only needed to follow the instructions on it and jump to the designated sensing area.

Although the rhythm of this song was relatively fast and Shu Qingya danced with ease, Zhongli and the others still understood it.

Yes, after all, it is just a simple game of dancing according to instructions. As long as you are not an expert or professional player, there will generally be nothing that others cannot understand.

But if that's all it is, this dancing machine doesn't seem that interesting.

After all, most gods are not interested in dancing.

Only the flower god Nabu's eyes shone. She must practice hard with such an interesting machine.

Although her Dance of the Goddess of Flowers is already at the top of the dance spectrum, being more familiar with other types of dance music will also be of great help in improving her dance attainments.

“This is a demonstration of the foot sensing area.

Just jump to the designated sensing area and match the arrow displayed on the screen. Next is the hand sensing area.

Use the front camera of the screen to determine whether the position of your hands meets the dance standards. "

Jiang Xi asked Shu Qingya to demonstrate again, this time choosing a house dance song.

The Chinese name is "As You Like".

As for the Japanese name, I'm a bit too lazy to type it.

In short, it is a song that once dominated the house dance area.

Even today it still has the power to fight.

If you are interested, search for Hatsune Miku as you like.

Song composed by Hachioji P and sung by Hatsune Miku.

Alas, the light of house dance is still unquenched.

Shu Qingya performed the entire song perfectly.

And successfully got a score close to full marks under the dance machine judgment.

As for why it is not a perfect score, it is purely because Wen Wu is first and Wu Wu is second.

Of course, this is pure nonsense. The main reason is that although Shu Qingya dances very well, it is still not very interesting in the standard corresponding template.

In order to facilitate the dancing machine to score players, Jiang Shi has entered the original versions of all dances. Theoretically, the more similar the dances are to the original ones, the higher the score will be.

And if you want to get the highest score, you must jump exactly the same as the original version. Even the position of your hands in the air cannot be wrong by an inch.

There is a sense of beauty that even the original author himself could not get a perfect score for.

"This is how it is played. You can go up and operate it yourself.

Although it is not that interesting to us, for ordinary people, this is also a rare gaming device that combines physical fitness with leisure and entertainment. "

Jiang Shi patted the dance machine.

To be honest, if someone can insist on playing on this dance machine for several hours every day, Jiang Shi believes that within a month, that person will not only lose weight, but his entire mental outlook will also improve.

Because when a person is in a state of physical and mental pleasure, various levels of the body will improve, and the overall development will be in a healthier direction.

If you can exercise or do other things at this time, your level will improve accordingly.

For people who love dancing machines, if they insist on playing on the dancing machine for several hours every day, they will not only gain a happy mood, but also gain a healthy body.

After all, the dance machine is judged based on people's movement standards, so as long as people are not dancing blindly on it, those who follow the dance and instructions to complete the movements seriously will always consume energy in the body, thereby achieving the effect of losing weight.

"Do any of you want to go up there and try it?"

Before Jiang Shi could finish his words, Flower God Nabu was the first to stand on the dance machine.

“It’s not that surprising.

Although I know that Flower Goddess has a strong dancing ability, in order to prevent you from being uncomfortable, let’s start with what you are most familiar with. "

Jiang Shi called up the soundtrack of Flower Goddess Dance by Flower Goddess Nabu on the main interface of the dance machine.

The best way to play dance machines is to start with songs that you are familiar with. It would be better if you can understand the corresponding movements of your favorite songs, which will make it easier to get started.

The Dance of the Flower Goddess handed down by the Flower Goddess Nabu is undoubtedly the best song for the Flower Goddess Nabu to master the dance machine faster.

However, since Jiang Shi has even uploaded the soundtrack of Dance of the Flower Goddess to the dance machine, then he won't upload "Goddess Pi Guan" into it as well, right?