The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(Let me share something with you.

It’s about writing. How can I put it?

The ambition is lofty, the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, and the work is dirty.

The cause of the matter is this.

As an author and amateur classical literature enthusiast.

It’s normal for me to like to write something when I have nothing to do. It’s also normal for me to watch some old TV series when I have nothing to do.

Then I occasionally communicate with others for some reasons.

I recently communicated with some historical writers and classical Chinese enthusiasts.

The main purpose is to expand knowledge and obtain some of the information in their hands.

Of course, I don’t want to write about history. I just want to make up for the subject that I never passed before.

Then expand some knowledge so that it can be used in writing novels.

For example, quoting scriptures.

Use stories from the past to illustrate the present.

And today, all the eyes and brains in our small circle have been polluted as never before.

The reason is that someone shared an article he was proud of.

I won’t publish the specific content, after all, it was written by someone else.

But I can tell you why his proud work has polluted our eyes and brains.

The reason is that the whole article makes no sense.

And it is completely piled together with all kinds of gorgeous words, which makes me feel that this is a first-class book.

He even felt proud that what he wrote would be passed down through the ages.

The reason is a classical Chinese article he wrote, but how did he write this classical Chinese article? I don't think you can imagine it.

Let me tell you his general sentence structure, and you should be able to understand my feelings.

For example, in vernacular, one sentence should go something like this: "This is something that was given to me by the higher-ups. Do you want it? You can't give it to me."

If you use more classical Chinese, for example, closer to the ancient sayings, you can say: "This is a gift from your Excellency. How can you give it to others without your permission?"

Doesn’t it look better this way?

That person is more awesome, how did he write? This is what he wrote: "This is what your Excellency has given me. Do you want it? You can't give it to me."

How about it? Awesome or not?

It seems like there is no big problem. But the deceased actually had a big problem.

Because at the time we thought it was just a sentence and there was no problem with small flaws, but we would see it further down the line.

He used the word "I", the word "the" and the word "you" in all his words.

All of them were replaced with the characters "wu", "zhi" and "ru".

You know what I mean. Just replace all these words, and then this will be a classical Chinese article.

Then, there is another paragraph.

Basically, the protagonist is determined to be a hero.

Then someone asked the protagonist, what should a hero look like?

And because it is set in ancient times, some more impassioned sentences should come at this time.

As a result, he wrote: "A hero is a hero, a hero has no appearance."

……

We were all extremely silent at that time.

The protagonist of the co-author wants to be a hero, but in the end he doesn’t even have a definition of a hero, so he still acts like a shitty hero.

And based on ancient times, I want to write a dialogue similar to classical Chinese or ancient Chinese.

Shouldn't we try our best to find information and get closer to the background of the times?

This is such a vernacular that the "I" is replaced by "I", "the" is replaced by "the", and "you" is replaced by "you".

This is not some bullshit classical Chinese or ancient saying.

At that time, we all suggested that if he really couldn't do it, he should go find a few ancient classics and copy a few sentences.

For example, in this episode, the protagonist wants to be a hero, but others ask him what a hero should look like.

I thought of an answer right then.

Because I happened to be watching the old version of Three Kingdoms recently, and everyone knows that the literary skills of Boss Three Kingdoms are pretty good.

I just remembered what Cao Cao said to Liu Bei in the plot when he and Liu Bei were drinking and discussing heroes.

It can just be used to describe the definition of a hero.

The original words are: "A heroic husband has great ambitions and good plans.

It has the opportunity to contain the universe and absorb the aspirations of heaven and earth. "

Isn’t this a good way to define a hero?

I suggested to him at that time that if he really couldn’t do it, he could just copy this paragraph instead of using his paragraph.

As a result, people were very confident and refused to listen, saying that he was familiar with famous works and well-read.

Writing is not as good as poetry, but you can also be a poet.

But we just think that he is like a hopeless elementary school student who is suffering from a middle school disease.

However, judging from the current teaching quality of primary school students, although it is not very good, at least it is not possible to write such contemptuous sentences and arrogant things.

This is probably the case with his entire article, which has nothing to do with ancient Chinese or classical Chinese.

I just wrote randomly based on my own wishful thinking, and the plots I wrote were very middle-grade.

The protagonist often says things like "I want to kill your whole family" and "You are a dog."

It's just a very common word change.

Really, if it weren't for reasons that are related to literature.

We really couldn't finish his article.

To describe it in my words, after reading his article, I felt like my brain and eyes were soaked in excrement water for several days, then taken out and soaked in a sewage pool, and then brainwashed by demonic sounds.

There is a beauty in having one's intelligence and brain being pinned to the ground and insulted.

It is completely polluting our spirit.

Really, if you can’t write according to the background of the time, then don’t write. Vernacular writing is not impossible.

You have to do something that is specious and messy.

It simply pollutes people's eyes and brain.

Moreover, he refuses to listen to advice. I can only say that he is illiterate in writing, far away from loyal advice, and insists on going his own way.

The result can only be imagined.

He can't even be described as "attacking the street". Instead, he should be described as "stupid", "deficient and resourceful". )

In order to wash away the impact of that filth on me, let's have some light-hearted text.

Katarina and Nikolai quarreled all the way, with the servant following behind them.

The more I looked, the more certain I became that these two people seemed to be the two children who had disappeared in the giant rock abyss.

The report given by their team at that time was that Corporal Nikolai met an accident and ended up unknown.

According to the team's judgment, it was very likely that he would be killed, so no rescue was carried out.

Katarina in the team did not believe in the judgment made by the team.

Therefore, he chose to leave the team alone to search for Nicholas, and then he disappeared.

Considering that at that time, poisonous gas spread and monsters were rampant in the underground mining area of ​​​​the Strata Abyss.

The team was short of food, and many people were exhausted physically and mentally.