The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Just because I am a small historian, I can get this thing."

After all, no one would take a retired person seriously.

Plus a little bit of connections.

You can always do things that others think are impossible.

“The narrator’s family has a wider network than you think.

Almost all races in this universe that have lost their chance of survival for some reason owe a favor to the narrator's family.

And for the only survivor - "the tamperer of history books".

Even if what the other person does is deviant, they will try their best to help.

Besides, retirement does not mean death from old age. Who knows how many people he left behind to maintain his reputation before retiring. "

"Darkness" might not have thought of such a thing if he hadn't gone back this time.

“Hey, it’s all in the past.

Now we just need to focus on the things in front of us, and there is no need to mention those things again.

I believe this gift can keep you happy for a while. "

I smiled mysteriously. Although there was only one approved document, this one was enough. At least, I could bring one back.

If the Emperor's signature wasn't required, I probably could have gotten that approver to approve all my applications.

Blame it on the damn rules.

You can obviously have good friendships with people, but you insist on interfering in some things without authorization, which makes everyone feel bad in the end.

I just felt sorry for the approving officer. I only beat him more than 200 times before he succumbed.

Isn't it just a whole body massage of comminuted fractures more than 200 times?

As for when you handed in my application form, didn't you forget to report me?

What a fucking beast, I had to stuff him some gifts before I left.

But counting the time, he should be wiped out along with his job now.

After all, the Fire King's legacy is still very useful.

Except for the King, no one can hold the flames of the Fire King.

It's a pity that one of these treasures will be used less.

I only have four or five hundred galaxies in stock now.

By the way, why didn't the Fire King make more of these things when he was alive? It's very convenient to use for anything.

How about next time I see the King of Time and Space, let him bring me some from the time and space where the Fire King is not dead?

I don't know if this will work.

But that's not important either.

Jiang Shi was very satisfied with my gift, and he was also very happy. Then it was "Darkness"'s turn to give it to him. Although it couldn't be delivered to him immediately, it would be soon.

"Boy, this time the emperor takes action. Although I failed to fulfill your wish, I also brought back the two most important people in your life for you.

They lay a solid foundation for you to become a human being.

It gives you access to the most instinctive emotion of all life - anger.

Whether you are aware of it or not, you cannot change it.

They are the first doors you open on your way to becoming a human being.

You are also the most important person in their lives.

In their lives, when everyone leaves, there is only you.

Only you are still with them.

Their memories remain at the moment before death, and it is your regret that you could not arrive in time.

But for them, it's enough that they see you when they open their eyes.

If you don't want to burst into tears when you see them, and the author will catch you.

It's best to be mentally prepared now and don't cry when the time comes. "

Why didn't "Darkness" forget to drag me into the water? If you ask me, the one who wants to see Jiang Shi cry the most is probably him.

After all, even if I saw Jiang Shi crying and kept the evidence, he would eventually take it away.

But "Darkness" is different. Jiang Zhi doesn't have the ability to snatch things from him.

“Because I won’t use your human technological creations, you are the only one who can preserve the evidence.

If you save it successfully, Jiang Zhi will definitely not let you go, but before it is taken away, remember to send me a copy. "

The Darkness is openly conspiring with me.

"I said, can you go behind my back when you two talk about this?

Also, how could I possibly cry? "

Jiang Shi didn't believe that he could cry, he had a heart of stone.

He didn't shed a single tear when Shu Qingya died.

With his cold-blooded performance, it's no wonder that many people think he is the most dangerous one.

"We'll know then."

"Darkness" and I laughed very evilly, which made Jiang Shi shudder a little.

"It feels like you two didn't hold it in well."

Jiang Shi was thinking about whether he should strike first.

“Hey, don’t slander someone’s innocence casually.

We two are very good people.

You can pick any high-level universe and ask, whoever mentions us doesn’t give a thumbs up and praise us as good people? "

"Darkness" and I are famous philanthropists in high-level universes. How could we be bad people?

"I don't know what's going on on the other side of the "darkness". But author, can you please stop putting money in your face?

Do you think I haven’t seen those universes that say you are a bad guy die from unidentified disasters? "

Jiang Xi's expression was very disdainful. Who doesn't know that my good reviews are based on brushes?

Anyone who dares to leave negative comments will get his whole family killed.

"There's nothing you can do about it, some universes like to tell lies.

Obviously I am such a good person. I have connections everywhere, but they just say that I am a villain and a troublemaker.

There is nothing we can do but give them a decent way to die.

But if you think about it this way, if this person dies, his whole family will definitely be very sad.

In order to prevent his whole family from grieving, they could only send his whole family away together.

I can't help it, after all, I am so kind. "

I am also very helpless. If you just want to do your own thing honestly, then there will be people who want to make fun of you, so you can only kill all those who are making fun of you.

In order to fear that those people would be lonely and cold, I even sent their whole family down together to stay with him. Oh, how kind I am!

I almost couldn't help but write a poem in praise of myself.

"I have never seen anyone so shameless."

Jiang Shi also specially brought a feather fan.

"I won't tell you who you are imitating. Please tell me first, where did you get such a gorgeous feather fan?"

Why do the feathers on it look so familiar to me?

"You're talking about this? Oh, when I went to the previous world to take revenge.

On the way back I met a beautiful big bird. Because I think the feathers on her body are very beautiful, I want to ask her to borrow some to keep for Qingya to make clothes.