The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

After Ningguang left.

Jiang Shi fell into contemplation about his current weight because he heard Ning Guang say to take care.

The last time he weighed himself was thousands of years ago.

At that time, his weight reached more than 90,000 tons, although he could still return to more than 100 kilograms.

But over 90,000 tons and over 100 kilograms, the appearance has not changed.

He didn't care anymore.

However, in these thousands of years of eating, drinking and having fun, he seems to have never controlled his weight.

Thinking of this, he decided to weigh himself.

Weigh yourself, go to bed, then get up and work.

"'Darkness', do me a favor."

Jiang Shi called out the almighty "darkness" that he had not seen for a long time.

"What's wrong? You can't think about it anymore?"

The "dark" head stretched out from the dark space, with the blood of an unknown creature on its face.

Drop by drop fell on the floor.

"Hey, where did you go hunting again? Your face is covered in blood?"

Jiang Zhi looked at the scrapped floor in his room and trampled the little blood-generated monsters to death.

"As you know, there will be some stowaways in the dark space from time to time. Today, a group of young people came here. They didn't know whether to live or die. They tried to sneak across the border. They actually wanted to steal my power, but I killed it. They could have used it directly. Can I bear it if I have to steal it secretly?"

The tone of "Darkness" sounded strange, and His head kept floating around, dripping blood all over the room.

"Can you stop floating? The floor in my room is completely ruined."

Jiang Zhi held down the floating head of "Darkness", and then cleared the blood on "Darkness"'s face and the blood on the floor of his room.

And the little monsters growing out of the blood.

"Don't worry about these details. What's the point of calling me out? Can't you think about it anymore?"

The head of "Darkness" left Jiang Shi's hand, and then began to float around again.

"Fart, when did I lose my mind? I asked you to help me weigh myself."

Jiang Xi pointed his middle finger at the "darkness".

"Oh, that's all, please stand up."

An arm of "Darkness" also stretched out from the dark space, allowing Jiang Zhi to stand on it.

"Well, 200,000 tons, you can weigh it. It's the Hai Lantern Festival. You, the one with the right weight, can definitely be slaughtered."

"Darkness" weighed the ginger corpse, and then confirmed that the ginger corpse was of this weight and could be slaughtered, just in time for the Lantern Festival.

"He! tui! If I can be killed, you can serve."

Jiang Shi raised two middle fingers this time.

"Then there shouldn't be such a big table. Okay, if you have nothing else to do, I'll leave first. "Death" came to pester me for a fat dragon, so I decided to throw her away this time."

Dark said and disappeared.

"When did this guy learn the skill of running away, but two hundred thousand tons??!! If I don't control it now... wouldn't it be possible to penetrate the center of the earth??!!"

Jiang Zhi looked at the ground under his feet, and finally suppressed the idea of ​​giving up controlling his weight and jumping.

Otherwise, the continent of Teyvat will probably suffer from this jump.

Finally, Jiang Shi chose to go to bed.

I still have to work tomorrow.

Nothing more to say all night.

The next day, Jiang Shi got up refreshed.

After finishing breakfast and deciding on the order of people to be found next, Jiang Zhi walked out of the shadow shop.

The first stop is the Panshi Teahouse in Minu.

Mi Nu, who was tasting new tea, saw the ginger corpse and knew that his pot of tea was over.

Jiang Shi picked up the teapot in front of Mi Nu with ease, poured himself a full cup of tea, and drank it in one gulp.

"Lord Darknas, your long-awaited visit is probably not to drink a pot of tea from me, right?"

Mi Nu watched Jiang Zhi drink one cup after another, then drained the teapot in front of him. His eyes twitched as he looked at Jiang Zhi and asked.

"Of course I'm not here to inform you of something. Isn't this year's Sea Lantern Festival coming soon? This Sea Lantern Festival was planned by me.

I'm going to play the big game, Liyue Seven Stars. I have already said that for this year's Hai Lantern Festival, the images of all our immortals and yakshas will be made into Mingxiao lanterns.

The images of Ruoduolongwang and Marcusius will also be made into Mingxiao lanterns.

However, due to the shortage of manpower in the General Affairs Department, your Mingxiao lanterns must be made by your own hands. I will also trouble you to contact other secluded Yaksha and immortals later. They need to go to the General Affairs Department to help Liyue Qixing. Complete this grand sea lantern festival. "

Jiang Shi explained his purpose of coming, and then drank up Mi Nu's pot of tea.

"Hmm... Huh... I understand, Lord Darknas, I won't waste your time. You should go and inform others."

Mi Nu calmed down and said that he understood and just asked Jiang Corpse to inform the others. Although Mi Nu wanted to ask why the Hai Lantern Festival was so big this time, he watched Jiang Corpse pour pot after pot in front of him. Tea.

Mi Nu felt that these questions were nothing.

"OK, if you don't have any doubts, I'll leave. By the way, the tea this time was quite delicious. Please prepare more next time."

Jiang Shi left, leaving behind Mi Nu who was about to comprehend the power of the fire element.

The second stop is Danqing clothing.

There are relatively few customers today, so Yingda and Fanan are relatively quiet.

When Jiang Shi arrived, they were still obsessed with new clothing designs.

"What are you two looking at? Mond's maid outfit? Are you two okay with this?"

Jiang Xi stood there for a long time, while Ying Da and Fa Nan didn't respond.

Finally, the curious Jiang Shi leaned his head over, ready to see what it was that fascinated Ying Da and Fanan so much that they didn't even respond to his arrival.

Then he saw a design drawing similar to Mond's maid uniform, and the character models on the design seemed to be Ying Da and Fanan themselves.

"Huh? Master Darknas? Why are you here?"

Fanan raised his head and asked curiously when he saw Jiang Corpse. Over the past thousands of years, Jiang Corpse had only come three times, including this time.

The first two times, one was when he brought Mi Nu to customize employee uniforms, and the other was when he brought Morax to Jianghu to rescue him. After all, Morax almost sent Danqing clothes to ruins, and Jiang Shi could laugh for thousands of years.

"Let me tell you something. This year's Hai Lantern Festival, as you must have heard, is a Hai Lantern Festival designed with the theme of immortals.

So I was fortunate enough to participate in the planning of this Sea of ​​Lanterns Festival. In my planning, this Sea of ​​Lanterns Festival included me, Morax, Endgame, and Heulia.

All our images of immortals and yakshas can make night lanterns.

However, due to the shortage of manpower in the General Affairs Department, you need to make your own Mingxiao lanterns. I just came here to inform you.

In addition, if you meet other immortals or yakshas, ​​remember to ask them to pay attention to the notice of the General Affairs Department. The General Affairs Department will issue a special recruitment notice.