Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

"what--"

A scream resounded throughout the sky.

The child who was digging in the soil and wanted to dig out Wu Xie was stunned.

The look in Zhang Hainan's eyes instantly turned fierce, and he jumped up and punched him on the head.

Zhang Hainan screamed in pain, "What are you doing? I'm saving him."

Wu Xie was pulled out by Zhang Hainan like a dead man.

He raised his middle finger tremblingly, "Just wait for me!"

Wu Xie was not like Zhang Hainan, who could shrink his bones. At this last moment, because his shoulders were too wide, they got stuck on the stone walls on both sides, unable to move.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Hainan went on a killing spree that day. He removed his shoulders and pulled him out like kneading dough.

He's like a piece of shit!

Zhang Hainan pulled him out without any hindrance...

What a shame!

There were a lot of scratches on his body.

The child watched with distress, his good impression of Zhang Hainan disappeared, and his face suddenly turned cold.

The thankless Zhang Hainan shrugged helplessly.

So squeamish.

The child carefully rubbed the medicinal wine on him and asked with concern: "Uncle, does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt." Wu Xie waved his hand indifferently, "These are just minor injuries."

It's just too embarrassing,

He had every reason to suspect that Zhang Hainan did it on purpose! ! !

The angry Wu Xie muttered and thought:

Isn't it just a slap on the butt?

mean,

"Brother, what are you doing here?" Wu Xie looked around and asked.

This is a semicircular space of several square meters in size. The stone wall is actually covered with caves of different sizes. Just like the road they came from, they are narrow, deep and winding into a long one.

Looks like a well-connected transportation hub?

"Resting area." Zhang Hainan was trying to stop the bleeding. He said without raising his head: "Those ghosts eat people. If you stay in one place for a long time, they will come smelling human scent. This room will be wiped out." We made special mud that can absorb popularity and keep us from being discovered."

"Okay..." Zhang Hainan paused in pain, tightened the cloth in his hand, and said, "Huh... take a good rest."

"Oh..." Wu Xie nodded. It seems that these caves lead to all parts of the ancient tomb.

Seeing him like that, Zhang Hainan was worried that he would really lose his guard, so he added: "But it's not 100% safe here, but it's enough to give us a temporary rest."

"I understand, kneel down." Wu Xie waved his hands away, as if he didn't want to listen to the nagging.

Zhang Hainan's appearance of being afraid of who really made Zhang Hainan angry.

"you!"

Zhang Hainan pointed at him and cursed fiercely in his heart.

Stupid!

Zhang Hainan went to bed, while Wu Xie chased the child and chatted: "Little brother, little brother! How tall are you now? Why are you getting thinner? Are you not eating well?

Hey~ You must be thinking about me~

Little brother, little brother...what have you learned? Do you still live in our house? Has anyone bullied you? This piece of shit Zhang Qiling actually asked you to come to this damn place to bleed again. You really don’t take me seriously! I've obviously warned him, damn it!

......"

After listening to these babbles for a long time, the child felt that he was never tired of hearing them, but he didn't know how to answer Wu Xie's questions. Do you want to tell Wu Xie that if you leave, everyone will forget you?

So I just looked at him quietly and listened to his non-nutritious but very homely chatter.

This person has a small mouth. Not only is he noisy, he is also very childish.

but,

He loved it.

The child thought happily:

I really hope you will always be happy, talkative and laughing.

Simply put, Wu Xie is fully endowed with the talent of talking to himself and asking and answering questions. As long as a child looks at him quietly, he can talk like a cocked fighter jet, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"

Zhang Hainan opened his eyes helplessly. He was just asleep, not dead.

He really doesn't want to hear the nonsense of these parents!

"Cough cough cough..." He coughed twice when he was weak.

Wu Xie didn't hear it at all.

Helplessly, his voice became louder: "Ahem!"

"What are you doing?" Wu Xie held the child, looked back, and asked in confusion: "Is the disease that serious? Even taking medicine won't help."

Zhang Hainan asked politely: "Do you want to drink some water?"

"No, I'm not thirsty."

"But I need to rest, I really know how to do it!"

Wu Xie was stunned.

What does he mean...I will wake him?

Wu Xie looked at his little brother strangely. Aren't the Zhang family always immune to the influence of the outside world and just sleep when they want?

He made jokes with the fat man and played cards in the middle of the night. Didn't the little brother sleep well?

strangeness……

The child looked back at him innocently, tilting his head slightly, as if asking: What's wrong?

Wu Xie shook his head and shook off the unrealistic thoughts in his mind, "I won't talk anymore. You can rest."

Zhang Hainan finally had a peaceful sleep. When he woke up, he saw that Wu Xie was also sleeping, leaving only a child with a bigger fart to watch, while he slept soundly and sweetly.

Speechless and choked.

How bold.

Fortunately, Wu Xie woke up as soon as he got up, so he wasn't too stupid.

The sharp look in Wu Xing's eyes when he first opened them, and the murderous look in his eyes, completely disappeared after he saw it was Zhang Hainan, and he became confused again, like an innocent puppy.

He stretched lazily and said, "Well~ you're awake."

"Yawn~" He rubbed his nose and asked, "Where should we go next?"

Zhang Hainan fell into deep self-doubt.

Looking at how stupid he looks, he might as well just beg and follow the Zhang family.

"Sometimes I really wonder what kind of family could raise such a weirdo like you."

Wu Xie, who has always felt that he is just one of all living beings: "?"

Am I different?

"Maybe it's because I'm the only child in the family?" Wu Xie asked tentatively and cautiously: "Aren't all normal people like me?"

Zhang Hainan smiled helplessly and affirmed: "You are really special. I have never seen anyone like you."

Superficial innocence.

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"what happened?"

They shuttled through the unpredictable underground, looking for hope. They happened to encounter a fork in the road ahead. Zhang Hainan, who was leading the way, walked to one side without hesitation, but realized that Wu Xie behind him did not follow, so Asked over his shoulder.

Wu Xie took a few steps back, looked at the ground under his feet, and then carefully observed the surrounding stone walls, and said after careful consideration: "You..."

"Why do you all like to walk this way?"

"It is recorded in our ancient books that one must always turn to the left whenever possible." Zhang Hainan replied: "What's wrong? What do you see?"

"I don't see anything." Wu Xie shrugged indifferently, "I just want to go against you. Just tell me whether you want to come with me or not."

Zhang Hainan: "..."

Oh shit,

Neuropathy.