Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

"Uncle Qi is back."

The second son of the Wu family came back from outside.

We haven’t seen each other for a long time. The two brothers have grown a lot taller. The elder brother calls Wu Xie gracefully.

The younger brother, on the other hand, was a little nervous when facing Wu Xie.

"Hello, uncle."

After greeting him, he looked at the child who was dressed like a jade ball by Shen Zhi with some surprise, and asked curiously: "Are you brother Xiaoxie?"

"You don't seem to have grown up."

Wu puppy seemed to be looking at the toy and couldn't help but touch the child, "It's so cute."

Touch your head, touch your hands, touch your legs, touch your face...

Like a naughty child who got a new toy and is very curious about it.

He was stopped by his brother in time, "What are you doing? You didn't even ask Xiao Xie if he was willing, so you just started doing it."

"He is willing! He is willing! I am his puppy brother." Wu Xiaoxiao broke away from his brother's hand, picked up the little brother who looked like a snow ball, and sighed: "It's so fun to grow up, I can even pick you up. ”

"Brother Xiaoxie, call me brother quickly! Come on, come on, let me listen."

"Look at your beautiful appearance." Shen Zhi couldn't help but smile and nodded at him.

"Eat, eat! It's been a long time since I tasted Chef Wu's cooking. I'm so hungry."

"Let's go."

……

"Bang bang bang bang-"

"Crackling, crackling... boo-boom, boo-boom..."

"Hahahahaha..."

"Come on, come on!"

The flavor of the past year was very strong,

Walking through the streets and alleys, laughter and laughter spread everywhere,

Every family puts up Spring Festival couplets and hangs lanterns,

The sound of firecrackers went off all night long.

Wu Xing had just finished the New Year's Eve dinner and sat on the threshold with his children.

Xiaoshi~

The bright red lights illuminate the child's face and make the person beaming with joy.

"Brother, aren't you going to set off firecrackers? Other children like to play with this."

The child Yaoyaotou sat quietly, like a girl.

Wu Xie thought that when he was at this age, he was not afraid of anything, he was making trouble, and he wished he could overthrow the sky...

He was as noisy as a monkey, and was beaten up and down by his mother all day long.

After growing up, I restrained myself a lot...

"Brother, if you don't go, who will play with me?" Wu Xie shouted coquettishly, "Those kids definitely won't play with me, a weirdo!"

"I'm so embarrassed to play alone..."

"Then I will accompany you."

The child agreed "reluctantly".

"Little brother, little brother!" Wu Xie helped him light the fireworks stick and shouted excitedly: "Swing it like me!"

"Throw it up!"

Wu Xie exerted endless strength every day, swung his arms, and swung the firework sticks in his hands to create afterimages, drawing circles in the air.

"Whoa whoa whoa!"

"It's so awesome~"

Before Wu Xie got the children to play, the other children gathered around Wu Xie and imitated him, throwing fireworks sticks.

The children were neither minor nor serious, and a group of children were even more troubled.

Wu Xie saw the fireworks in someone's hand being thrown very close to the little brother's eyes. The silly kid didn't know how to hide, so he just stuck them there. He was so frightened that Wu Xie quickly dropped the things in his hands, picked up the kid, and said, "Let's go." Come on, who wants to play with you little brats?"

"Go find your parents."

"Slightly~" A child made a face, "Disappointing!"

Some of the more naughty ones actually threw firecrackers at Wu Xie's feet.

"Crack, crackle, crackle..."

"Wow! Be careful, I'll beat you up." Wu Xie nimbly kicked the firecracker back with his feet.

"roll roll roll."

The group of children dispersed, and Wu Xie muttered in a low voice, "It's really annoying..."

But when I think about myself being more hateful than them when I was a child...

Forget it,

Accumulate virtue and virtue with your mouth.

"Xiaoyu, stop playing those girlish things of yours, come and fire the cannon with me, and we'll go fry fish!"

As soon as Mr. Wu finished speaking, his ears were grabbed by Shen Zhi who followed closely.

"It's day by day, can you please give me a break! Going to fry fish during the Chinese New Year? I think your brain has been blown up."

"Pfft~"

Wu Xie couldn't hold it back and snickered. Fortunately, the crowd outside was so busy that the two of them didn't hear it.

"Xiao Xie, the dumplings are ready, go inside and eat with your two brothers." Shen Zhi greeted Wu Xie, "You too, don't follow me outside and fool around, you are so grown up."

While eating dumplings, the child's diaphragm was ruptured and he spit out the contents of his mouth.

It's a copper plate.

"Wow!" Wu Xiaowu quickly accepted his little brother who had grown up, and clapped excitedly when he saw this, "Awesome, you are so lucky!"

"Mom! You wrapped a few coins, I want them too!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Happy New Year!"

"Yes, yes! Happy New Year!"

……

Shen Zhi has been renting the small courtyard where Wu Xie lived before, and regularly asked people to plan it.

When they came back, nothing had changed. It was like they just went on a long trip and came back soon.

"Cluck cluck"

The sound of their return woke up the old hens raised in the yard, and they flew around.

The child watched silently and said calmly.

"I'm disabled..."

It made Wu Xie funny.

He laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight.

"Little yellow chickens always look like this when they grow up."

……

"Happy New Year, little brother, I will be happy every day from now on."

The child also said solemnly: "Uncle Qi Yu, Happy New Year."

No, it should be,

Wu Xie,

happy New Year.

……

"Eh--"

"We're back."

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling agreed that when they came back, they would go to Changbai Mountain and someone there would take them to the Zhang family.

I originally thought that the legendary Zhang family would live in some remote place with mountains, mountains and flowing water, but I didn't expect...

Wu Xie looked around.

uh~

It looks pretty ordinary.

The laughter of the villagers could be heard just beyond the wall.

It is built on the mountain, so it has good luck.

Zhang Haiming passed by silently with his ears pulled out, the corners of his mouth drooping, "You're back?"

He shrugged his shoulders and muttered: "I heard your shouting from so far away. It seems like I won't have a peaceful life in the future."

Wu Xie smiled.

It seems that the ears work too well and are not good enough to have a good night's sleep.

"Stop stuffing your old cotton wool. It's just your ears. The cotton stuffing is useless. I'll make you an earplug next time. It will definitely work."

Eh? Something I've never heard of.

Zhang Haiming pointed happily at Wu Xie, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "It's a deal!"

"Yes, yes, look at how you look like you have never seen the world." Wu Xie raised his forehead and said, "Go and call your clan leader out. Why, you don't even know how to come out to greet us when we come back?"

"I told him early..." Halfway through Zhang Haiming's words, a voice suddenly interrupted.

"I am the leader of the clan, why can you see me whenever you want?" Zhang Qiling snorted with his nose, raised his head arrogantly, looked at Wu Xie sideways, and scolded: "Ordinary people."

Wu Xie took a deep breath and held it in.

I am absolutely speechless.

Where did this idiot come from? He looks so stupid even with the title of Zhang Qiling!