Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie squatted in a squatting position and used his thighs to exert force. He jumped up on the spot like a frog, flipped and sat on the shoulders of the person opposite him, and rode on his neck. His thighs clamped his head tightly. The waist twisted slightly.

There was only a crisp "click" sound, followed by a violent scream, "Ah! My neck!"

Before he lay down, Wu Xie flew back to the stone bench where he was squatting, lifted the skirt of his robe and swung it back, squatted down again, and said coldly to the people lining up: "Next one."

There was obvious impatience in his tone.

Those parents who originally wanted to come to seek justice with their children looked at each other in disbelief and hesitated to step forward.

They are ordinary people with a little money, but their skills are really not that good. The other party is obviously a practitioner... They are here to seek justice, not to be beaten. Besides, their children are not as seriously injured as the previous ones. …

Suddenly, the originally noisy crowd fell silent. No one dared to step forward to criticize Wu Xie, except for the unlucky guy who was rolling on the ground in pain.

"You bastard! I'm going to report it to the county magistrate and have you drowned in the river!"

Wu Xie turned his wrist, very satisfied with his plan to scare the monkeys. He laughed and wiped the non-existent tears, and said: "Go ahead, your son takes it without asking, it is considered stealing! Now there is a famine. , there are many people who are starving to death. Your children, you are killing my hens that can lay eggs like this. It’s good that I didn’t let you accompany me. But my son saw it and got angry. He ran to fight, and your son beat him. But forget it, you bite us back and retaliate, I want to see if there is any justice in this world!"

Everyone was subdued by his momentum, and no one dared to speak.

"Okay, okay, I'm still not convinced. If you want to fight, I'll accompany you!" Wu Xie picked up the water glass, blew on the hot air rising from it, took a sip of tea, and waved his hand to let the strong man behind him Send everyone away.

"Let the others disperse, please disperse."

Everyone left quickly. This matter would definitely not go away so easily, but Wu Xie didn't care. The soldiers would stop him and the water would cover him. He had no intention of taking his children here for the rest of his life.

"Brother, please help me, my legs are numb." Wu Xie changed his previous sternness and lost all his aura. He smiled playfully and said to the child: "Am I very powerful? I am Wasn’t the leg kill just great?”

The child nodded, looking at Wu Xie with admiration in his eyes, "It's amazing!"

Wu Xie winked at him happily, stood up and stretched his legs and feet, "I haven't moved for a long time. I didn't expect that my skills are still as good as before."

"Look at how beautiful you are. Even though your illness is not fully cured, you are being beaten and killed here." Shen Zhi said angrily as the Wu family, who had been hiding behind to avoid showing up, now showed up.

"This makes me and you Angkor useless."

"Hahahaha, who said that! If it weren't for the people Sister Shen hired to give me popular science laws, I really don't know how to quarrel with the scholars." Wu Xie said sweetly: "Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Shen, do you want to stay?" Come down for a casual dinner? Chef Wu’s skills are outstanding!”

It turned out that there was a tall and thin man standing behind Shen Zhi. His facial features were very similar to his. It was Shen Zhi's brother who worked in the Yamen. He had an upright appearance and a majestic appearance. Obviously, he could not tolerate any sand in his eyes. It was thanks to Shen Zhi that he came to help Wu Xie this time.

The man came out from behind Shen Zhi, bowed slightly, clasped his fists and said, "Thank you for the hospitality. However, my father is waiting for news at home. I'd better go back quickly and tell him about Mr. Qi's style in person." So that he can feel at ease in his later years, and this can be regarded as repaying the kindness of Mrs. Bai who gave medicine back then."

"Oh?" Wu Xie glanced at Shen Zhi and said with a smile: "I didn't know that there was such a lot of fate involved. It doesn't matter. You should go back early and say hello to Mr. Shen for me."

The last family dinner was eaten by the Wu family and their son, accompanied by Wu Xie.

They were all members of their own family, so there weren’t that many rules. The whole family was chatting and laughing. Wu Ergou was still looking at Wu Xie with bright eyes, asking him how he used the double-leg choke move today. , so cool.

Wu Xie smiled enigmatically and leaned into his ear, the two of them whispered in a deep voice.

Mr. Wu bit his tongue and struggled to pick up the fish bones with chopsticks. He was a rough man, and it was extremely laborious to do such delicate work. Big beads of sweat flowed down his forehead, soaking a large piece of clothes.

It took a long time to finally pick out all the fish bones from a fish and hand them to Shen Zhi for inspection to see if there were any missing small bones.

After Shen Zhi handed it back to him, he felt like he was being amnesty. He scooped a few spoonfuls of fish soup into it and put it in front of the little brother with an eager look. The tall man, who was about 1.8 meters tall, suddenly started to tremble and rubbed his fingers. , Qi Qi Ai Ai shouted: "Xiao Xie... I'll give it to you..."

The two sons of the Wu family and Wu Xie all stared at him.

Mr. Wu was so irritated by what they saw that he said fiercely: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone picking out fish bones?"

Wu Xie could see a hint of shyness in it. He shuddered and stopped looking.

Wu Ergou shouted reluctantly: "You haven't even picked out a fishbone for me! Have you done anything wrong?"

Wu Dagou touched his nose and said, "I haven't chosen one either..."

Shen Zhi said with a smile: "Oh! What a coincidence, you picked it for me."

Mr. Wu twitched his mouth, pointed at his two sons and cursed: "Shut up! I can't even stop your mouths while eating."

"Dad, you are partial, mother obviously said that..."

Wu Dagou calmly stopped his brother's dangerous remarks and told him a cruel fact, "Brother, stop talking, we can't compare to my mother."

Mr. Wu snorted heavily and looked at the younger brother again, "Xiao Xie, can you forgive uncle? It was uncle who wronged you. I will apologize to you, okay?"

The child then remembered what happened and shook his head indifferently: "It doesn't matter, I don't take it to heart."

Head Wu was hesitant, not sure whether the child was alienated from him or not, so he hesitated and said, "How about giving uncle a hug?"

Sure enough, the child stretched out his arms to hug his neck. Shen Zhi saw this and said disgustedly: "You are covered in stinky sweat and you still go to hug Xiaoxie?"

"Uh..." Mr. Wu blushed when he was told that. Fortunately, his skin was dark and he couldn't tell clearly, so he thought about it. Unexpectedly, the child had already come up to him and rubbed Mr. Wu's chin with his soft cheek.

Unshaven and a little itchy.

Director Wu rubbed his chin blankly, like a pervert, and began to reminisce about that feeling.

Savory,

soft,

Completely different from his two stinky sons!

For a long time, Mr. Wu blushed and held back a sentence: "Xiao Xie, if only you were a daughter, I would have both children."

Everyone:...

Wu Xie heard this and cursed with a smile: "Get out!"

"What a beautiful thought."