Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Did something go wrong?

How can we let the God of Wealth go?

"Black Glasses!!!! How could you let my God of Wealth leave without saying a word!!!"

"That's our financial sponsor! How could you let him drive?"

"That's right." The fat man echoed.

The blind man pushed up his sunglasses and said with a smile: "Blind people can't drive."

Wu Xie gave him the middle finger

Gritting his teeth, he said, "How come I didn't know you were so law-abiding?"

The blind man smiled and pushed him away, "It's not too late to know now. Obey the law, and you should too."

Wu Xie:

The blind man stood up and straightened his clothes. "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. I have more important things to do."

Wu Xie was stunned: "Do you have anything important to say?"

Heiyan just smiled, pushed away Wu Xie who was blocking him, and ran away.

"Hahaha~ Nothing is more important than my flowers!" The blind man laughed like a villain.

Wu Xie was speechless after hearing this.

The blind man was very agile and disappeared in an instant.

It was the fat guy who reacted first, "Oh no! Can't we park in the backyard?"

When Wu Xie and others arrived, a pink sports car that could blind people's eyes was parked in the backyard, and the blind man was already massaging people's shoulders in a servile manner.

"Hua'er, thank you for your hard work. Are you tired?"

Wu Xie: "......"

The world is really going downhill, people's hearts are no longer the same as before, there is no place for him to show courtesy?? ?? ?????

"You stupid blind man! Get out of the way!!!" Wu Xie ran over, stuck his butt out, pushed the blind man aside, took his place, and pinched Jie Yuqin's shoulders like a servile boy.

"Hehehehe...Xiaohua hehehehe..." Wu Xie couldn't help but grinning foolishly while massaging someone's shoulders.

Hehehehe,

Who would be unhappy to see the God of Wealth?

Xie Yuzhen held her forehead helplessly, "Xiao Xie, you are already in your 40s, not , nor . If you are like this, I simply cannot see the future of the Wu family..."

Sigh: "Brother Xiaoman seems to be much smarter than you..."

Wu Xie was surprised, touched his face and asked, "Will it?"

He grumbled unconvincedly: "It's not so bad... I'm obviously very smart..."

Xie Yuqin went to open the trunk of the car, and found it full of things, all bought for Wu Xie and his friends.

Wu Xie and Fatty's eyes lit up when they saw this, and they rushed over and unanimously decided to change Jie Yuqin's note to a wishing well.

And black glasses changed to: Turtle in the wishing well

"Kid, why don't you call me?" Xie Yuqin poked the little baby's cheek with her hand and said jokingly, "I've sent you so many gifts. It's not a loss for you to call me uncle, right?"

"Uncle Jie, Uncle Jie..." the little baby shouted, blinking his big eyes.

Wu Xie had fattened him up a lot, and his body was full of flesh, which felt very good to the touch. Even Jie Yuqin couldn't help but hold him in her arms and play with him.

The man with black glasses also joined in the fun and put his head on Xie Yuzhen's shoulder, "Call me blind uncle."

The little bottle called out obediently, "Blind Uncle."

"Hey! So good." The blind man pinched the little face of Little Bottle contentedly and raised his eyebrows proudly at Zhang Qiling.

It feels like a huge bargain.

Zhang Qiling disagreed.

As usual, we had dinner at Louwailou in the evening. Jie Yuchen paid the bill, and the whole family sat around the table.

Everyone drank some wine. Xie Yuqin's cheeks were flushed. She leaned on the sofa with her legs crossed, supporting her chin with her hands, playing Tetris to sober herself up.

Hei Xia Zi had already put on an apron and went to the kitchen to cook sobering soup for Jie Yuqi.

Pingbao, Fatty and Wu Xie were playing the newly acquired game console enthusiastically.

Zhang Qiling was in a daze as usual.

Zhang Haike was watching TV. The plot was so stupid that Jie Yuqin was too tired to complain.

"Child," Xie Yuzhen looked at the child who was playing with the puzzle, and gradually became playful. She shouted, "I bought you a nesting doll, why don't you try it?"

It should be just the right size to fit you?

Fun

Little Milk Bottle then went and picked up the giant fat baby that was as big as an adult.

"Huh, you're quite strong." Xie Yuqin said with a smile: "Open it."

So the little person stood on tiptoe and opened the nesting dolls one by one with great effort.

It seemed like there was no end. After opening one, there was another one inside. Soon, the living room was filled with smiling nesting dolls.

The blind man came out with the cooked hangover soup, and for a moment he didn't know where to start. "Kid, go play over there."

Block my dear little flower.

Little Milk Bottle patted Jie Yuqin's leg a little angrily, feeling that he was being fooled.

Xie Yuzhen was not annoyed. She took the hangover soup handed to her by the blind man, gently stirred the spoon, tilted her head and asked in confusion, "Not fun?"

"How about we play hide and seek?"

"Xiaohua, I want to play, I want to play!" The blind man volunteered, "I want to play with you."

Xie Yuchen rolled her eyes at him, her tone slightly disdainful, "You're still playing hide-and-seek at such a age?"

Xie Yuqin hid the small bottle inside the inner shell of one of the fat dolls and asked him mysteriously, "Xiao Xie is such a stupid person, how long do you think it will take him to find you?"

Hei Xia Zi tried his best to shuffle the nesting dolls and stack them together.

By the time Wu Xie discovered their little trick, the house was already full of nesting dolls.

"Blind man, what are you doing?"

The blind man smiled but said nothing.

Wu Xie felt strange and glanced at the people in the room, wondering: "Where is the baby bottle?"

The blind man reached out and pushed a nesting doll that was closer to him, grinning and saying, "Good disciple, let's play hide-and-seek."

Wu Xie put his hands on his hips in anger, "What the hell, the milk bottle is so small, how can you bully a child like this?"

"More!" Wu Xie pointed at the dolls in the room and shouted, "Who bought these ugly dolls? How could you be so naive to buy such a big one?"

Xie Yuqin put down the soup spoon, glanced at Wu Xie, and said faintly: "I bought it, what? You don't like it?"

Wu Xie: "......"

He laughed dryly: "No...no...look how festive this is, it's just right to put it at home during the New Year."

Xie Yuqin nodded in agreement, "I think so too. It's worth the money I spent to ship this thing from Russia."

Wu Xie is not laughing,

How nice would it be if you gave me this money?

So the group of people at home who were each doing their own things gradually evolved into a group of people sitting and watching Wu Xie taking apart the nesting dolls.

Don't say,

It's really interesting.

This is much more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala.

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