Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie jumped hard and threw himself onto the soft bed. He fluttered twice and wrapped himself up like a caterpillar. He imagined himself as a fat caterpillar, curling up on the bed.

Zhang Qiling went to close the window. When he turned around, he saw Wu Xie walking like a child and asked him seriously, "How old are you?"

Little Milk Bottle is more mature and stable than Wu Xie.

Wu Xie smiled foolishly and loosened the quilt wrapped around his body. He grabbed a corner of the quilt and opened it, waiting for Zhang Qiling to get into the bed, "Come on, come on!"

The quilt covered Zhang Qiling with a "puff", causing a gust of wind and waves.

"Is it warm?"

Wu Xie hugged Zhang Qiling, rested his head on his shoulder, and asked with a smile.

Zhang Qiling did not answer, but silently pulled his hand away, turned around, and hugged Wu Xie face to face.

"Ah," Wu Xie was surprised. Why was that blockhead so proactive today?

"you......"

Just as Wu Xie was about to open his mouth to say something, Zhang Qiling pressed his head down and his face hit his chest.

Hard,

Wu Xie moved his nose in pain, and heard Zhang Qiling say faintly above his head: "Sleep."

"It's late..."

"Oh," Wu Xie responded reluctantly.

I guess he is used to his bed. Wu Xie couldn't fall asleep at his parents' house. But when he came back, he fell asleep quickly. After a while, his breathing became heavy. (Are you sure he is used to his bed, not to the person??!)

Zhang Qiling was also happy. He had been enjoying the cool breeze for half the night, looking forward to seeing the person he wanted to see finally came back.

The usually lively home suddenly became empty without Wu Xie, and he inexplicably felt a sense of loneliness.

Everyone feels lonely, and he is becoming more and more like a solitary person.

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When Wu Xie woke up, Zhang Qiling had disappeared.

Wu Xie reached for his cell phone in a daze, but found nothing. Then he remembered that he had forgotten to bring his cell phone when he came back from his parents' house yesterday.

Oh, pig brain.

Wu Xie sat up like a zombie, touched his face, and became a little more awake. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong.

He quickly lifted the quilt, stared at his crotch for three seconds, then quickly covered the quilt back with a blushing face, and his sitting posture became stiff.

Damn it, Wu Xie! You are such a loser.

Wu Xie cursed himself inwardly.

He was startled by the sudden sound of a door opening.

"Young man?!" Wu Xie looked at the person who suddenly came out of the bathroom. Zhang Qiling's hair was dripping with water, a towel was draped around his neck, and his whole body was covered with moisture. Wu Xie asked in surprise, "You're taking a shower so early in the morning?"

Zhang Qiling glanced at Wu Xie, then withdrew his gaze somewhat awkwardly, hummed softly, and went to blow dry his hair.

Taking advantage of the moment when his back was facing him, Wu Xie quickly got off the bed, bent over and rushed into the bathroom.

While taking a shower, Wu Xie suddenly had an idea. He looked at himself and it seemed that... he suddenly knew why the young man took a shower so early in the morning...

Then it was quickly rejected by Wu Xie himself.

No, no!

Wu Xie! Don't be so sentimental.

Patting his already red cheeks, Wu Xie told himself that he was overthinking.

Carefully open the toilet door.

I found the bedroom empty, and there was no trace of the young man.

"Eh—" Wu Xie made an ambiguous sound and went out to blow dry his hair.

After looking around, I found Zhang Qiling rolling up his sleeves, cooking noodles in the kitchen.

It was rare to see his down-to-earth side, so Wu Xie was happy, "Be careful, don't let Fatty know that you can cook, or he'll quit."

Zhang Qiling didn't respond, but just asked Wu Xie: "How many eggs do you want?"

"both!"

Wu Xie stretched out his hand and shook it, "Give me your phone, I'll call Fatty, they're still at my parents' house."

Zhang Qiling never carried such things with him. He thought for a moment and replied, "In the pocket of the clothes I wore yesterday."

When I called, the fat guy asked me again, "Why did you go home alone in the middle of the night?"

In between, there were also some vague sounds of small bottles and baby bottles.

Wu Xie made a few excuses and asked them to come back as soon as they had packed up.

After hanging up the phone, the noodles were served.

It was just an ordinary bowl of noodles. Wu Xie picked up the chopsticks and took a big sip. Then he gave a thumbs up and exclaimed with satisfaction, "Delicious! So delicious!"

Zhang Qiling stared at Wu Xie for two seconds, picked up the chopsticks silently, and said softly while eating noodles.

"If it's hot, spit it out."

Wu Xie immediately opened his mouth wide, and there was always a faint wisp of white smoke coming out of his mouth. The noodles were so hot that Wu Xie kept inhaling, but he didn't spit them out. He just held them in his mouth, grunting and turning the noodles over and over in his mouth with his tongue, and fried them again...

Let cool.

"Hehe~" Wu Xie felt embarrassed himself and kept grinning foolishly.

"Young man, leave the dishes here for me to wash." Wu Xie ate slowly, and seeing that Zhang Qiling had finished eating, he volunteered.

Zhang Qiling shook his head and waited for Wu Xie to finish eating before taking both of their bowls to the kitchen to wash them.

Wu Xie looked at him and grinned, "You cooked the noodles. It's so embarrassing to ask you to wash the dishes."

(Fatty: Are you still embarrassed? I think you are too embarrassed to do it [○?｀Д′? ○])

Fatty and Little Bottle came back very quickly. I guess Fatty’s accelerator was about to smoke on the way.

Only a burst of hurried footsteps was heard, and then the door was pushed open and three people walked in one after another.

"Happy New Year." Wu Xie looked at the three people who came in with a smile, but each of their expressions looked a little sour.

The fat man spat at Wu Xie and cursed, "You are so mean! You left without even saying hello, leaving me all alone. Do you know that when you were away, these two guys almost turned our parents' house upside down?"

"You can do it on your own. I won't get involved." The fat man looked at the two people, a big and a small, with gloomy faces behind him, gave Wu Xie a look that told him to wish him the best, and then he slipped away.

"Oops~"

There was only a scream, but Wu Xie walked forward as if nothing had happened.

He first looked at the two cold little faces with curiosity, then reached out his hand and touched them gently, as if he was teasing a decent man or woman.