Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

The fat man groaned, still a little unconvinced, and said, "Naive, do you know what you look like right now?"

"I don't know, and I don't really want to hear it. Thank you."

Wu Xie had already anticipated that the fat man would say something unpleasant, so he covered his ears and walked away.

"Don't listen, don't listen! The bastard is chanting sutras!"

The fat man was chasing him and shouting.

"You are just like those parents who, when taking their children out to play, would say, 'Oh, this is not worth it, that is not worth it, this is expensive, that is expensive', no matter which tourist attraction they visit or what meal they eat. You only say discouraging words, wasting my hard work, which is something worth being happy about."

Wu Xie was speechless and thought to himself, then don’t come back with the bill and ask me to pay.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want. When we run out of money to eat, you'll behave yourself."

Fatty: "We are not that poor, right?"

Wu Xie has always been in charge of the family's money, and Fatty really doesn't know how much money they have left.

He can't save money anyway. If he doesn't put it in Tian Zhen's pocket, he will spend it. With all this money in and out, I really don't know how much money he has left.

Wu Xie took out his mobile phone and showed the fat man the balance of his bank card and WeChat.

The fat man's eyes widened in surprise. He stretched out his fat little fingers and repeatedly counted the deposit on the screen. Finally, he raised his head stubbornly and asked Wu Xie blankly: "It's not our money? Where did the money go?"

“How come after 10 years of hard work I’m still poor?”

Even...poorer than before.

"How about we go back to our old ways?" The fat man said with a frown, "If we continue like this, we won't even have enough money to buy train tickets. If we want to make money, we can only walk to the next place. We won't even be able to buy a better weapon. At that time, it will be difficult to find a way to make money! We may very likely starve to death on the way, do you know that?!!"

"I'll find a way, it's okay." Wu Xie patted the fat man's shoulder and comforted him, "I can get this little money if I cry at home."

"The worst that can happen is that I'll get scolded and beaten by my uncle. That's fine. I'm thick-skinned anyway!"

Wu Xie pursed his lips, looking righteous and awe-inspiring. If there was a background music at this moment, the fat man would definitely compose a song full of chivalrous spirit for Wu Xie.

Wu Xie felt that if a man is given a great responsibility by heaven, he must first suffer in his heart and work hard in his body.

Suddenly I felt the burden on my shoulders became heavier.

The fat man's eyes were filled with tears instantly. He looked at Wu Xie with emotion and shouted at the top of his voice: "You know you have paid too much for this family. You actually have to lower yourself and endure such humiliation. Dalang~ I can't bear it~~~~"

Wu Xie was instantly defeated. He was disgusted by the fat man. He slapped him and said coldly, "Be normal. Didn't you take your medicine at night?"

The fat man covered his face and said in a whimpering voice: "Don't you know whether I've eaten or not? My stomach is empty... Where's my roast chicken? Hand it over!"

When it came to the second half, the fat man stopped pretending and began to threaten Wu Xie in a rough voice: "Let me cook tonight, or I'll pee in your food!"

Wu Xie pushed his face away with disdain, "Can you speak more politely? There are children at home!"

Wu Xie was still holding the baby bottle in his arms, so the fat man reached out and poked the round ball on the red ice cream bucket plush hat on the baby bottle's head and asked Wu Xie, "Is it cute? I put it on you."

Little Milk Bottle looked unhappy and snatched his little ball back from the fat man's hand.

Wu Xie was so amused that he asked Fatty, "How did you offend him today?"

The fat man touched his chin innocently, "I didn't do anything. I just took him out to play, ate some food that children like, and bought him a lot of toys!"

"Why do you turn your face against me as soon as you come back?" The fat man glared at the little milk bottle angrily, "Have I not been good to you?"

Being nice to him means taking him to play on the seesaw, swing, rocking car, trampoline and the toy castle that stands in the middle of the shopping mall lobby, where hundreds of children gather?

What's so fun about this? How is this any different from torturing him?

Little Milk Bottle turned his face away and ignored him.

The fat guy caused him to be chased by several little girls, and in the end he was warned by a boy older than him to stay away from the girl he liked...

Little Naiping just wanted to laugh after hearing this. Anyway, he never wanted to play with those childish, brainless and weak people again!!!

He always sits on the ground and shouts "Mom"!

bother!

"What do you mean? Naive, Fatty, I'm hungry."

The fat man didn't mind Little Bottle's cold face at all. After all, Little Bottle was Zhang Qiling. It was normal for such a powerful guy to have a bit of temper. He didn't mention at all that he always secretly teased Little Bottle when he didn't like him before.

People, they are so double-standard~

The fat man patted his belly and asked, "You boasted yesterday that you would make us a roast chicken. Where's the chicken? How's it going? I had it delivered early in the morning."

Wu Xie raised his head proudly and complacently: "So esay! Of course it is perfect."

"Wow~ Not bad." Fatty patted Wu Xie's shoulder in surprise, "I never thought that one day I would be able to eat a hot meal as soon as I get home."

Hearing this, Wu Xie scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "It was just a small accident. The chicken was...still raw..."

Fatty: “???!”

"What!? I'm almost starving after going out, and you tell me there's no food to eat when I come back?"

"There's no oven at home..." Wu Xie rubbed his hands awkwardly.

"Wang Meng will bring it to us soon. Don't worry. I made some delicious food."

"Is there anything else?" asked the fat man.

"There are noodles. I ordered a bowl of noodles for the young man a while ago, but he left suddenly and no one is eating it yet."

"Shall I reheat it for you?" Wu Xie suggested.

Fatty felt that Wu Xie was very unreliable and said, "No need, you stay here and play by yourself. Fatty, I can go by myself."

Wu Xie shrugged. He was happy to have a leisurely time anyway.

When the fat man left, the air around them became quiet as well.

Wu Xie walked around the Christmas tree in circles with great interest. Looking at the tree glittering in the dark night, he asked Little Milk Bottle, "Why are you suddenly making such a big fuss when you come back from a trip?"

Speaking of this, Little Milk Bottle was very happy and rubbed his smooth face against Wu Xie's chin.

Although the stubble on Wu Xie's face made him feel a little itchy, Little Milk Bottle still looked satisfied: "This is a gift for uncle."

"Oh?"

This time Wu Xie became interested.

"What gifts?" Wu Xie said and wanted to open the colorful boxes under the Christmas tree.

He originally thought that these boxes were empty and were just used by the fat man to pretend to be empty, but he didn't expect that there were actually things inside?

But the little bottle stopped him and wouldn't let him open it.

"no!"

"Not now!" shouted the little bottle.

Wu Xie felt strange. The gift was placed here. Doesn't it mean it's a Christmas gift? A Christmas gift, it can't be opened now. When should it be opened? "Why not now?"

"No means no," the little bottle pouted.

Wu Xie teased him, pinching the little bottle's cheek and asking him, "What if I say I want to see it now?"

Little Milk Bottle frowned in embarrassment and looked at Zhang Qiling for help.

"Young man?" Wu Xie shouted in surprise. He didn't expect that Zhang Qiling was involved in this.

To be more precise, what surprised him even more was that Zhang Qiling would actually be interested in these things? !

"Wu Xie......."

As soon as Zhang Qiling opened his mouth, Wu Xie knew that he was going to say some words of advice again, and he didn't want to listen at all!

Anyway, whether you listen or not, the result is the same.

Who made him unable to refuse Zhang Qiling?

So Wu Xie waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, I get it. Since no one wants me to open it now, let's just leave it alone."

"The minority obeys the majority. I listen to you."

At this time, Pingbao came over and suddenly said, "Brother, I support you! I support all your decisions unconditionally!"

Little Milk Bottle, Zhang Qiling:.......

Both of them fell in anger at the same time.

Small bottle: (￢д￢.)

Zhang Qiling: No, hehe =_=

Wu Xie smiled, stroked Ping Bao's hair, and praised: "Good, good, I know you are the best."

Zhang Qiling, small milk bottle: cut →_→

Good tea

Being praised by Wu Xie, and he was praised in front of Xiao Naiping and Zhang Qiling, Pingbao looked at them both with some pride.

It seems to be saying: Look, my brother only touched me, not you~

He likes me the most

(???·????)

After a long time, Wang Meng finally arrived and brought the oven over.

"Why are you coming so slowly?" Wu Xie said a little dissatisfied.

Wang Meng then wailed, "Boss! It's my turn to get off work! Not only do you not want to pay me overtime, but you also complain that I'm slow?"

“Do you know how congested the roads are in West Lake at this time?” Wang Meng hugged Wu Xie’s thighs and cried, “It’s winter, and I rode my bike all the way here, wuwuwuwu…”

"You don't even know how to pity me QAQ"

"Alright, alright, get up!" Wu Xie couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to push him away, but Wang Meng was like a dog-skin plaster, stuck to his legs and couldn't be pushed away no matter how hard he pushed.

Finally, Wu Xie gave up struggling and called Zhang Qiling.

"Brother—come and help me pull him away!"

When Wang Meng heard him calling Zhang Qiling, he looked up in disbelief and looked at Wu Xie: "Boss, you have no moral principles! How can you let the young man from the Zhang family come to help? You are cheating!!!"

Wu Xie snorted and laughed, "If you have the guts, ask him to help you."

Tsk tsk tsk,

Look at the pride in this tone, it's really a bit lacking, making people love and hate it.

"Don't think I can't see through your little tricks to get a raise." Wu Xie put his hands on his hips.

"I'm glad I didn't fire you!!!"

Wu Xie patted Wang Meng's head and said earnestly, "Little Meng, don't blame me for not reminding you. What our store lacks the least right now is manpower. Including Xiao Bao, we have 6 people in the store. You - should also have a sense of crisis."

When Wang Meng heard such remarks, she was immediately “pale with fear” and shouted: “Yameidie—don’t—”

In an attempt to save face, he said, "Boss, please don't fire me! After all, where else can you find an employee as good as me?"

Wu Xie pouted: "Well, you have a ready-made good employee behind you."