Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

The general meaning is to ask the guy why he didn't go out for a morning run today, leaving me waiting in the cold wind for a long time, almost catching a cold...

Is this a complaint or a way of acting coquettishly?

Wu Xie was a little confused by his tone.

Hey man, you're so big, can you speak more manly? Can you stop acting like a macho man?

Let’s not talk about whether Zhang Qiling agreed to go jogging with you in the morning. Even if he agreed, whether you feel cold or not is none of my business.

Who cares if you're cold?

If you caught a cold from the cold, that's your own fault. If you don't have the skills, don't take on this job!

No one feels sorry for you, why don’t you wear more clothes on yourself?

Wu Xie complained silently in his heart. Zhang Qiling faced the man with a cold face on the surface, as if he was listening carefully, but in fact he was listening to the man absent-mindedly. He inserted the fingers in his pocket into Wu Xie's fingers and carefully helped him warm his hands.

After confirming that Wu Xie's hand had returned to normal temperature, he let Wu Xie pull his hand away with satisfaction.

Then he took off the gloves on his hands and gave them to Wu Xie.

This time, Wu Xie rarely refused.

It's really cold,

The gloves he took off still had the warmth from Zhang Qiling's hands...

"Brother Zhang, are you listening to me?" The man raised his hand and waved it in front of Zhang Qiling's eyes.

Zhang Qiling: "What's the matter?"

The man was choked, and Wu Xie smiled secretly, finally understanding the young man's psychological activities when he listened to his chattering.

It's really a bit annoying.

But it should be a little better than this guy.

After all, he is not that effeminate.

Wu Xie feels good about himself.

He is Wu Xie! But he is a real man!

"Nothing serious, are you going out for a morning run tomorrow?"

Zhang Qiling nodded. He would come out to exercise almost every day.

When Wu Xie heard this, he thought: Oh no, how can this be possible?

As expected, the man suddenly revived and felt that he still had a chance. The gay love in his eyes did not even wait for it to fade away, but was already burning fiercely.

But was interrupted by Wu Xie, "No!"

"He has something to do tomorrow and can't go with you."

The man looked Wu Xie up and down. He had noticed this man before. He saw him tugging and pulling with Brother Zhang, but he didn't expect him to be so unruly.

Don’t you know that 1 is a public resource?

Okay, he's more generous.

"The day after tomorrow."

Wu Xie: "Not even the day after tomorrow!"

The man asked with a fake smile: "Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you? I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to exercise. Be careful not to lose your muscles."

Wu Xie: What do you mean the muscles have disappeared? Has he touched it?

Wu Xie glared at Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling looked bewildered.

I have no idea what they are talking about.

"Listen carefully. I'll say it one last time. He will not and cannot go exercising with you!" Wu Xie said word by word.

The man's smile began to become a little ugly, but he forced himself to keep it on, and asked Wu Xie with a fake smile: "How can you be so sure?"

Wu Xie then leaned on Zhang Qiling with his elbow, motioning him to speak.

Zhang Qiling nodded seriously and said "hmm".

The man thought that Zhang Qiling was responding to what he said, so he smiled again and took two steps towards Zhang Qiling, raising his hand in an attempt to put it on the young man's forearm.

Wu Xie glared at him, as if he wanted to poke his hand to pieces with his eyes.

Fortunately, Zhang Qiling did not let that man succeed. He pulled Wu Xie back a step and distanced himself from that man again.

"Brother Zhang?" the man shouted in surprise.

You have to know that if you ask a quiet person to refuse others, there is a high probability that he will turn around and leave.

And I never paid any attention to him again, and I was too lazy to explain anything to that person.

Wu Xie was also looking at Zhang Qiling, wanting to see what he would say in this situation.

Zhang Qiling moved his fingers, took out the stone he had casually put in his pocket earlier, and held it between his two slender fingers.

Mo Ran said: "You make Wu Xie unhappy, I will let you..."

With a "crack", the stone, which was the size of a human thumb, shattered into pieces.

Zhang Qiling even twisted it with his fingertips, and it became even more broken into pieces.

It fell to the ground without making any sound.

"......"

This time, it is very deterrent.

Wu Xie began to be distracted and thought: If this guy can clamp a stone so easily, then it should be no problem for him to crush a man's thing. Isn't this as easy as just sprinkling some water?

really,

That person must have thought the same thing as Wu Xie, as his face turned pale instantly.

Zhang Qiling didn’t think as much as they did, and he had no idea that they had come up with such an outrageous idea.

He simply thought that this would allow the other party to clearly understand his strength, and they would be afraid of him without him having to waste words.

Perhaps because he saw that Zhang Qiling was not interested, the man walked away in shame, shaking his butt.

(ˉ―ˉ?)

"Stay away from that man from now on. Take a detour when you see him!" Wu Xie pulled Zhang Qiling and warned.

"good,"

The sky gradually brightened, and the edges of the distant mountains revealed a faint golden color.

"Wu Xie, the sun has risen." Zhang Qiling looked at that place and said.

Wu Xie took a look and was surprised. Wow, it was true. He didn't expect that after it rained so heavily yesterday, today would be a sunny day with sunrise.

Wu Xie happily stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck to find the best angle to watch the sunrise.

"What a pity..." Wu Xie stood still again, shook his head, and said with a bit of regret: "Where we are is too low, and there are trees blocking us, so we probably can't see much."

Zhang Qiling pondered for two seconds and said to Wu Xie, "Follow me."

"Ah?" Wu Xie was pulled forward quickly by Zhang Qiling in confusion and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Go watch the sunrise."

Wu Xie looked at the morning glow on the other side of the mountain and said blankly, "Aren't we watching that right now?"

Zhang Qiling signaled Wu Xie not to say anything and just follow him.

Even though Wu Xie was full of doubts, he didn't dare to ask any more questions.

He could only obediently be dragged away by Zhang Qiling.

But this...

I don't know if it's because he's in a hurry or what?

Zhang Qiling walked faster and faster, and finally he just ran.

Wu Xie was carried along and ran all the way, and finally stood at the foot of a mountain beside the West Lake.

"We don't have to climb the mountain again, do we?" Wu Xie asked, panting.

All the exhaled air suddenly turned into a cloud of white smoke.

Wu Xie felt a little hot after exercising, so he pulled the scarf around his neck with his hands, but it felt a little bit stuck.

He was like a big boy who made a fool of himself in front of the girl he had a crush on. He suddenly realized that he looked so ugly when he ran away just now and felt a little embarrassed.

I wish I could do it all over again.

This time he must be running handsomely and elegantly.

(After all, Wu Xie, you still have too much idol baggage! No need to explain, explanation is just covering up!

Wu Xie, ah Wu Xie, don't care about what others think, just live your life well.

Zhang Qiling wiped the sweat off Wu Xie's forehead with his hand. In order to catch up with the sunrise, he ran a little too fast, making it difficult and reluctant for Wu Xie to catch up with him.

Wu Xie was almost dragged forward by Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling saw that Wu Xie wanted to take off his coat because he was hot, so he quickly stopped him, "Be careful not to catch a cold!"

Wu Xie had no choice but to put down his hand in disappointment.

It was still early and there were almost no people around, but the golden light on the other side of the mountain was becoming increasingly intense.

If they wanted to see the sunrise, they didn't have much time left.

Zhang Qiling then squatted down and exposed his back to Wu Xie.

"I'll carry you."

"what?"

"Isn't this bad?" Wu Xie was still a little hesitant.

"How do you climb a mountain with a person on your back?"

"It's okay, we're very close." Zhang Qiling said.

"Since we're so close, let's just keep running." Wu Xie suggested, blinking his eyes to make himself look sincere. He immediately stopped dragging his feet and clamoring to rest, and took the initiative to say, "I've rested, let's go."

Zhang Qiling didn't want to force him, so he stood up again and pulled Wu Xie into the mountains.

The mountains beside the West Lake are not very high. The road that Zhang Qiling led Wu Xie on was quite steep, and few people usually walked on it. He jumped and leaped on the huge rocks, light and agile, as flexible as a mountain elf.

It makes people think that climbing a mountain by jumping is a very easy thing.

But looking at Wu Xie's appearance, you can tell how difficult it is.

Wu Xie followed Zhang Qiling's steps from behind, but he had lost all his elegance and grace, and he almost fell flat on his face in such a mess.

Zhang Qiling had to stop from time to time to wait for him, or run back a few steps to save Wu Xie who was about to fall down the slope.

So nature is just as Zhang Qiling said, it will arrive soon.

Otherwise, even if someone went with a sedan chair carried by eight people to invite him to watch the sunrise, Wu Xie would definitely not go.

Until Wu Xie stood under the tree and looked up at Zhang Qiling, who was so agile that he jumped up the tree in just a few steps like a monkey.

Only then did I understand what the young man meant by a good place to watch the sunrise.

This place should have been discovered by the young man when he was hiking in the mountains.

As Zhang Qiling's health gradually recovered, ordinary running along the West Lake could no longer meet his needs, so Zhang Qiling's exercise program changed from long-distance running on flat ground to mountain running.

Wu Xie knew this.

Occasionally, Zhang Qiling would come back and bring him and Fatty some wild fruits, wild herbs and other things found in the mountains.

Just like if Xiaomange feels unwell, he will go out and eat some grass on the roadside, they have their own way of treating diseases.

One time, Wu Xie ate barbecue, seafood, ice watermelon and drank cold beer in the middle of the night. After eating and drinking to his heart's content, he and Fatty both fell ill in the toilet. After occupying the two toilets in Wushanju for a whole night, they were lucky enough to eat the wild herbs that the young man brought back for them the next day.

I have to say, it’s quite effective. At least he doesn’t have to go to the hospital, and he finally doesn’t have to sleep sitting on the toilet anymore╥﹏╥

Looking at the thick tree trunk in front of him that required several people to hug together, Wu Xie twitched his lips and looked at Zhang Qiling who was standing above and looking down at him.

He seemed to be wondering why Wu Xie hadn't caught up yet. He looked at Wu Xie with a slightly urging look in his eyes.

"Zhang Qiling!" Wu Xie rarely called out Zhang Qiling's name, and he was obviously speechless. "Do you think I can directly degenerate from a human to an ape, and then jump up like a monkey?"

Zhang Qiling frowned slightly. What Wu Xie said was a bit too complicated, just like double negation equals affirmation, making it difficult for him to figure out what it meant.

Not to mention that he is now in a stage of amnesia, his understanding and contact with human society all come from Wu Xie.

He was a complete novice in things that Wu Xie had not taught him and was still in the exploration stage.

Even if all his memories of the past hundred years were restored, it would be difficult for Zhang Qiling to discern the joking meaning in Wu Xie's words.

After all, in his long life, there should be very few people who would joke with him.

If the fat man was here, he would have burst into laughter and shouted that all the bamboo shoots on the mountain had been taken away by you, Wu Xie!

But Zhang Qiling didn't understand what Wu Xie meant, and had no idea what he was going to do.

What does tree climbing have to do with monkeys?

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling with helplessness in his eyes.

It was a bit difficult to explain: "I can't climb up without auxiliary tools."

Zhang Qiling finally reacted, jumped down a little, jumped onto a relatively thick branch, hooked his knees around the trunk, and hung upside down.

He extended his hand towards Wu Xie.

"Is this okay with you?" Wu Xie was still a little hesitant.

The guy is doing this upside-down hook, relying entirely on the strength of crunches. Can he really pull up this "cargo" weighing more than 100 pounds?

Zhang Qiling didn't want to waste time talking to Wu Xie, so he didn't believe him?

He signaled Wu Xie with his eyes to give him his hand.

Wu Xie had no choice but to step back a few steps, then jumped high and grabbed Zhang Qiling's hanging wrist.

Zhang Qiling grasped Wu Xie's wrist with one hand, exerted force from his abdomen, bent his flexible waist, and pulled Wu Xie up like a swing.

Wu Xie was being pulled by him, his whole body stiff, not daring to move at all, for fear that his unconscious movements would disturb Zhang Qiling.

After all, the two of them are now tied to the same rope. If they are not careful, they will both fall down.

He didn't want to call Fatty so early in the morning and tell him that he and the young man had secretly run out in the middle of the night without telling him, and now they were paralyzed on one side of their body. He needed him to call a car to take them to the hospital.

If this were the case, the fat guy would definitely laugh at them loudly and say that they deserved it.

Zhang Qiling's abdominal muscles were tense and bent upwards. Wu Xie was held up by him, and soon his hand touched the rough bark.

Zhang Qiling pressed his hand on the branch, and waited until Wu Xie had a firm grasp before letting go and letting him climb up by himself.

Then he turned over lightly, supported himself with the branch, and his feet were firmly on the branch again.

Wu Xie couldn't help but sigh at Zhang Qiling's strength once again.

What you do is absolutely not something that ordinary people can do.

Zhang Qiling led Wu Xie through the dense tree canopy, and after repeating the same method, he climbed to the top of the tree with Wu Xie in a short while.