Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

a long time,

Zhang Qiling was the first to surrender and nodded.

"Um,"

"Yeah(＾－＾)V" Wu Xie cheered and went to buy balloons.

What the big bottle wants = what the small bottle wants

Wu Xie had grasped this equivalence relationship.

Wu Xie bought two in total, one for the little brother was a little yellow chicken balloon, and the other for the little bottle was a white bottle-shaped balloon.

You have one, he has one, everyone has one!

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling, who had a cold face and a balloon in his hand, and nodded with satisfaction.

He is not partial!

The car had been driven back by the fat man, so they had to take a taxi to go back.

After walking to a place where traffic was less congested, Wu Xie waved to stop a taxi.

Before getting on the bus, he saw a small stall selling roasted sweet potatoes on the side of the road. In the cold winter, the steam was rising and the aroma was fragrant.

It looks warm and delicious.

"Hey, wait for me." Wu Xie said, and walked to the stall and bought two roasted sweet potatoes.

Wrap them in oil paper, prepare one for Zhang Qiling and one for the child.

He took the sweet potatoes back to Zhang Qiling and put one into the boy's shirt pocket. "Eat it while it's hot. It can also warm your hands."

The other one held the small bottle in his hand and bent over to get into the car. After Zhang Qiling got in, Wu Xie told him the address of Wu Shanju and the car started smoothly.

When the temperature of the sweet potato was not so hot, Wu Xie peeled off the thin skin himself. The sweet potato skin covered with molasses was easily torn off by him. He blew on the sweet potato twice and handed it to the little baby bottle: "Dear baby, eat sweet potato?"

The little bottle blinked, looked at Zhang Qiling who had been looking at this side, opened his little mouth and took a bite.

The sweet taste of sweet potatoes made him smile faintly.

Wu Xie looked at the little baby's smile and felt warm in his heart.

His sweetheart is back with him again!

"Is it sweet?" Wu Xie asked.

"It's very sweet." The child held Wu Xie's wrist holding the sweet potato with both hands, raised his hand, put it to Wu Xie's mouth, and said softly, "Uncle, eat it too."

Wu Xie was very pleased, "So good!"

The driver noticed their conversation and joined in with laughter, praising: "Your child is really sensible. How did you teach him? The mother must have spent a lot of time teaching the child, right?"

Wu Xie thought to himself: I wish he could be as arrogant and domineering as other kids.

"He wasn't taught, he was born like this." Wu Xie said as he took a big bite of sweet potato.

Um,

It's really sweet!

Seeing that Zhang Qiling hadn't moved, Wu Xie nudged him with his elbow and asked, "Brother? Why don't you eat? It's delicious, come and try it."

Wu Xie looked at him expectantly.

Zhang Qiling closed his eyes tightly, ignored Wu Xie's words, turned his head to look at the busy street outside, and no longer looked at them.

Wu Xie: Why are you angry for no reason?

The sweet potatoes themselves were not big, and Wu Xie specifically gave the big one to Zhang Qiling, so the one left for the two of them was naturally smaller.

Xiao Pingzi ate one bite after another, and Wu Xie also matched his pace, you take a bite, I take a bite, it's warm and natural.

So the two of them finished eating the sweet potatoes in no time.

After eating, Wu Xie gently patted Xiaopingzi's head, and began tapping his knees with his slender fingertips. At the same time, he secretly observed Zhang Qiling who was sulking out of the corner of his eye, wondering in his heart why he was angry.

At this time, Xiao Pingzi was sitting quietly on Wu Xie's lap. He first looked up at Wu Xie, then turned to look at Zhang Qiling, and then slowly climbed down from Wu Xie's lap without saying a word, and finally sat on the car seat alone.

Wu Xie looked at Xiao Pingzi in confusion, asking him what had happened with his eyes, but Xiao Pingzi just shook his head to indicate that he was fine.

When Wu Xie was about to pick him up again, Xiao Pingzi reluctantly pointed at Zhang Qiling and made a feeding gesture. He put his little hand on Wu Xie's leg and pushed him towards Zhang Qiling with a pout.

It means you go and coax him.

Wu Xie was speechless. He knew that Xiaopingzi had always been possessive of him, but he didn't expect that the child would do such a thing now.

why?

Did the child know that Zhang Qiling was his adult self?

Or is it some other reason?

Is it true that only you understand yourself best?

The puppy sighed.

Wu Xie pretended to be careless and leaned back in his chair, rubbed his stomach, and asked the driver: "Master, when will we arrive? Are we in a hurry to go back for lunch?"

"Your wife cooked it, didn't she?" The driver automatically assumed that the person who cooked was the child's mother, and said, "There's a bit of a traffic jam. It will probably take a while. It will be quick after this section of the road."

Wu Xie looked at his stomach in embarrassment and said to it, "Did you hear me? It will take a while. Just bear with it."

(The fat guy cast a disdainful look: Are you pregnant or something? And you’re doing prenatal education?)

suddenly,

Wu Xie saw out of the corner of his eye that Zhang Qiling, who had been sitting in the car with his arms crossed, cosplaying as a statue, suddenly moved quickly, and then a big, sweet sweet potato was placed on his stomach.

The big bony hand that had placed the sweet potato was retracted with a "swoosh", and the hand pretended to ignore what had happened and continued to look out the window.

Wu Xie's lips curled up, the young man really cared about him.

that is.......

Although I don’t have as good a figure as Zhang Qiling, I don’t have a big belly like a fat guy, right?

Why can this sweet potato stand so steadily on my stomach?

Wu Xie pondered sadly for a second, and then put the matter out of his mind.

As a human being, you must learn to forgive yourself, especially the small belly that you eat from delicious food, you must not let it down!

Wu Xie's dexterous hands quickly tore off the sweet potato skin.

This thing was originally placed in the guy's shirt pocket to keep it warm. Now when he took it out, the temperature is just right, mellow and sweet but not hot.

After peeling the sweet potatoes, Wu Xie leaned towards Zhang Qiling with a smile and raised the sweet potato to his mouth.

"Brother! The first bite is yours!"

The driver who was driving the car was stunned when he heard the noise. He quickly looked up and glanced at Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling, then adjusted the rearview mirror and saw the child who had taken off his shoes and was standing on the car seat, stretching his neck and looking curiously out the window.

driver:.......

What feels weird??!

Zhang Qiling's pale thin lips were tightly pursed, as if they were glued together with 502 glue, revealing a hint of reluctance.

The peeled sweet potatoes are right before your mouth! How could you not be tempted by their sweet and fragrant taste?

Wu Xie opened his mouth wide: "Ah——"

"Open your mouth."

Seeing that Zhang Qiling was still indifferent, Wu Xie lowered his voice, as if the two were talking about some unknown secret, and whispered: "Brother, are you jealous?"

As soon as he asked the question, Wu Xie felt something was wrong. He was really getting too carried away, and was a little too self-indulgent and narcissistic.

The ones who would be jealous are Xiao Naiping and Xiao Ping Bao, not the Menyouping in front of him.

The guy didn’t eat it, probably because he really didn’t want to eat something that would make him fart.

Wu Xie thought to himself: Damn, the image burden is quite heavy!

All along. Wu Xie knew that Zhang Qiling had no special preference for food. He was easy to feed and could live for a long time just by watering him.

[Watering? The author (eyes shifted) questioned: Are you willing to do that?

It is true that loving someone is like growing flowers, but it does not ask you to actually water them! (Crazy)]

But the guy doesn't eat things that are troublesome to eat, such as crayfish, green shrimp...

The green skin fish looks similar to crucian carp, but is much smaller than crucian carp. Its back is mostly green. It is particularly common in coastal cities.

Green fish is a particularly popular fish among diners at barbecue stalls in the summer. After the fish is half dried and grilled on the stove, it will sizzle with oil. In addition, its skin is relatively thick, so it tastes fragrant and fresh.

Wu Xie was really hungry. Just thinking about it made his mouth water. Every summer, he and Fatty would eat a lot when they sat down at the barbecue stall with a cold beer.

It was such a wonderful feeling, I felt like I was floating in the air!

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything." Wu Xie waved his hand. He had already denied the question first. Why should he embarrass himself?

Am I right?

He, Wu Xie! He is already quite old, but he still needs to keep his dignity.

How can you be so shameless like that young boy before?

"Since you don't want to eat it, I won't force you." Wu Xie sat up straight from his body leaning on Zhang Qiling's shoulder, looking at the sweet potatoes with shining eyes, "Since you don't want to eat it, I'll enjoy it all by myself~"

Wu Xie bit off half of the sweet potato in one bite, without any of the gentleness he had just shown when he was with the child.

Fatty often said that Wu Xie was an old child, an old child...

There is indeed nothing wrong with it.

Although Wu Xie is nearly 40 years old now, sometimes his behavior is just like a child who has not grown up, with the frankness and straightforwardness unique to children.

This is the innocence that everyone around Wu Xie wants to protect...

(I’m a pervert!

I actually wanted to write about a puppy with a sweet potato in its mouth, and the angry brother pinched its chin, turned its face away, and kissed it hard＾3＾

Licking the sweet potato from the puppy's mouth, he lowered his voice and said: "Mmm, it's very sweet."

Ahem, I feel like this guy is a bit greasy and a bit ooc, let’s get back to the topic.)

Wu Xie stuffed his cheeks full and chewed with movements.

He patted his stuffy chest and coughed twice.

"Cough cough..."

I ate too much at once and felt a little choked.

Even in this situation, she still didn't forget the small bottle of milk on the side, held up the sweet potato, and asked: "Xiao Bao~ Are you still tired?"

The child shook his head and looked at Zhang Qiling who had been staring at Wu Xie. He felt that this man was a little dangerous, so he opened his short arms and hugged Wu Xie's neck again, using his small body to block in front of him.

With his foot on Wu Xie's thigh, he stood in Wu Xie's arms and glared back at Zhang Qiling warningly.

What are you looking at?

mine! ! !

Zhang Qiling:.......

This was the nth time today that he had the urge to throw the child back into the trash can.

If the child had not been thrown away, Wu Xie would most likely have been angry, and Zhang Qiling would have given up on it long ago.

I found myself a rival in love.

(??v?v??)Bukaisen

"Wu Xie," Zhang Qiling suddenly shouted.

Wu Xie said "Eh?", poked his head out from behind the child, tilted his head and asked confusedly, "What's wrong, little brother?"

Zhang Qiling's gaze fell from Wu Xie's face to the sweet potato. He stared at it for 2 seconds, then looked up at Wu Xie again.

The meaning implied in that bright gaze is self-evident.

"what-"

Wu Xie came to his senses and looked at Zhang Qiling in surprise.

I thought: You are so fickle. I gave you the first bite just now, but you refused to eat it. Now you change your mind so quickly?!

"Brother, there's my saliva on this, you don't mind, right?" Wu Xie asked with a smile.

Smiling on the surface, but secretly saying: You’d better not mind!

Zhang Qiling shook his head.

So Wu Xie took one last bite and then reluctantly handed the remaining half to Zhang Qiling.

"Here, here you go."

Seeing that Zhang Qiling didn't take it and his hand was hanging motionless, Wu Xie raised his hand holding the sweet potato curiously, raised it to Zhang Qiling's face, and asked in confusion: "Brother, why don't you take it?"

Don’t want to eat again?

play me?

Zhang Qiling finally reached out this time.

But just when Wu Xie thought he would take the sweet potato, Zhang Qiling's jade-like hand reached over the sweet potato and grabbed his wrist.

"Young man, when did you become dizzy? You've grabbed the wrong place!" Wu Xie moved his wrist and said helplessly.

Unexpectedly, the young man held it so tightly that Wu Xie was unable to break free immediately.

(Tsk, it’s just a trick between young lovers, can’t you break free?

When I'm not here, I'll open your head (*′I`*)）

Zhang Qiling took this position and lowered his head to bite the sweet potato in Wu Xie's hand.

Are you using your hands as a plate?

Wu Xie thought speechlessly that the boy might have suddenly developed a mysophobia and didn't want to dirty his hands by roasting sweet potatoes.

Zhang Qiling lowered his head and ate slowly, one mouthful after another, chewing his food carefully.

His mouth was not open wide, but from Wu Xie's angle, he could just see Zhang Qiling's flexible and moist tongue.

After just a few glances, Wu Xie didn't dare to look anymore. He hurriedly withdrew his gaze and began to feel uneasy.

Look at the sky and the earth, but don't look at Zhang Qiling.

Although saying this is a bit insulting to the young man, Wu Xie still wants to say it.

QAQWhy can this guy eat sweet potatoes so bitterly?

(Today I am also a little dog who was fascinated by Brother Zhang??????????????)

"Brother, is it delicious?" Wu Xie suddenly felt that the scenery outside the car was "very" beautiful. He kept turning his head to look out the window, but in order not to make the atmosphere in the car awkward, he still asked for fun.

Zhang Qiling said, "Very sweet, Wu Xie..."

Wu Xie felt his ears were burning.

Suddenly he felt something falling on his fingers, and guessing it was the rotten sweet potato flesh, Wu Xie turned around to look.

Just then I saw Zhang Qiling lower his head even lower.

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Without any saved drafts, it's too difficult to update 4000 words every day!

This chapter now only has 2000 words, and the remaining will be added to this chapter later.

There is only one update today.