Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

"Hey, brother is back."

The fat man had already woken up. Seeing Zhang Qiling coming back, he smiled and asked, "What are we having for dinner today?"

The fat man jokingly called the young man's daily morning exercise "hunting". He would come back with "prey" every day and give them to the lazy guys.

It is so wonderful to be able to have a hot breakfast every day without going out.

The fat man has gained a lot of fat, and he is very satisfied with it. If he doesn't store more fat in the winter, how can he survive the winter?

After this winter, I will naturally lose weight.

Wu Xie (sneering): Being thin is your lie.

Zhang Qiling nodded in response, and put the "thing" in his hand on the dining table with a cold face.

"What are you carrying?" the fat man asked in confusion. He walked forward and took a look, then was shocked.

"Yo ho!"

"Brother, where did you steal this child from? We can't kidnap children! Although Tian Nai can't have children, you can't steal other people's children even if you want one."

Zhang Qiling glanced at him coldly and said, "I picked it up."

"Pickled it?" the fat man repeated. He felt that the young man was in a bad mood. Although he had a cold face most of the time, he seemed particularly irritable today, as if he was enduring something.

He muttered in disbelief: "Did you really pick it up?"

The fat man didn't understand and didn't dare to ask any more questions.

"I found it from the trash can." Zhang Qiling said these words and went upstairs.

The fat man was shocked: "Damn it! You picked it up from the trash can and put it on the dining table like this? Isn't it dirty?"

Zhang Qiling ignored him and went into Wu Xie's room. He saw that there was no one on the bed. The toilet door was open and the sound of running water could be heard.

"Hmm? Brother, you're back?" Wu Xie, holding a toothbrush in his mouth, heard the voice and leaned out to ask.

Zhang Qiling said "hmm" and went into the toilet.

Wu Xie made way for him and asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Qiling didn't say anything. He just stood under the shower and started taking off his clothes.

Obviously planning to take a shower.

Wu Xie's eyes widened in shock. He looked at Zhang Qiling, who had already taken off his shirt, and shouted, "Can't you wait until I finish brushing my teeth before washing?"

The Qilin tattoo on Zhang Qiling's body was faintly visible. Hearing this, he just turned around and glanced at Wu Xie, then began to take off his pants.

Wu Xie: “Fuck!!!!”

He turned his head quickly, spat out the toothpaste in his mouth, scooped up some water, washed his face, and hurried out.

"Click——"

By the way, I also closed the toilet door.

"What's wrong with you, brother? Are you in a bad mood from buying breakfast for them every day?" Wu Xie scratched his head in confusion and opened the door to go out.

I pressed the door handle twice and found that the guy had locked the door from the inside. If he wanted to go out, he could open the door, but the guy's abnormal behavior...

Don't want him to go out?

What's out there?

Wu Xie was confused, but in the end he didn't really go out. He walked around the room, opened the window, and wanted to see the scenery outside. He shivered when the cold wind came in, and closed the window decisively.

He really is a flower kept in a greenhouse.

Wu Xie sighed that when his second uncle was decorating the house for him, he was even thoughtful enough to install floor heating throughout the house, so he could move freely upstairs and downstairs in his pajamas.

No need to wear heavy clothes, it’s awesome!

The dangers of the past were infinitely far away from him, as if he had just had a nightmare full of ups and downs.

After waking up from the dream, he was still a rose living in the sun room, carefree, until all the thorns on his body faded away...

Wu Xie turned around and saw that the young man had already finished his shower. He unconsciously glanced at the clock hanging on the wall.

Yo ho!

One minute and thirty-seven seconds

The guy's shower speed broke his own record again.

Zhang Qiling's hair was still dripping with water. He casually covered his head with a towel, came out in his underwear, and found a pair of pants in the closet to put on.

"Hey boy, you're wearing the wrong pants. Those pants are mine." Wu Xie touched his nose and said.

Their clothes were all put together, and since they were all bought by him, the young man often couldn't tell whose clothes were whose and always wore the wrong ones. Wu Xie would only say something when he saw it, but most of the time he just let him do as he pleased.

Zhang Qiling said "hmm" to indicate that he understood, but he would not change and continued wearing it.

When he got closer, Wu Xie could even smell the faint scent of shower gel on Zhang Qiling's body.

Wu Xie felt that the young man's hands must have left afterimages when he was taking a shower.

Otherwise, how could a spider with eight arms wash so quickly?

"Eat?" Zhang Qiling asked him.

Wu Xie nodded and asked, "Did something happen?"

Zhang Qiling thought about it, not knowing what to say, and just said, "You'll know when you get down there."

Wu Xie thought that the boy had prepared a surprise for him, and he secretly rubbed his hands together, feeling a little happy ^_^

The fat man was quite interested in the unconscious child lying on the table, and Wang Meng also ran over to join in the fun.

The fat man used his palm-leaf fan-sized hand to compare it to the child. It was only three of his palms big, and he felt that he could be killed by one slap. He sighed, "It's so small——"

Therefore, Wang Meng was watching with extra caution. He curiously poked the child's face, but the fat man slapped him away and said angrily, "Be careful! What if you break it by being so careless?"

Wang Meng:......

People in their line of work have little luck with having children. It’s rare to come across someone with children around them. Even if they do meet one, they won’t be this young.

The fat man sincerely thought: Has this girl been weaned?

When Wu Xie came downstairs, he heard their movements and asked excitedly, "Fatty? What happened?"

The fat man touched his chin, bent down and looked carefully at the child's red face. He felt that the child looked a little familiar. Who did he look like?

He didn't have time to answer Wu Xie's question.

Wang Meng, however, figured something out. She glanced at Zhang Qiling who came down behind Wu Xie, then looked at the child at the table. The soy milk she was drinking suddenly lost its flavor.

Depend on!

He doesn't want to drink anything the scumbag brought back!

He wants to find a new boss lady for himself!

Wang Meng looked at Zhang Qiling with gritted teeth.

"Whose child is this? Why is he lying on the table?" Wu Xie felt strange and asked the fat man, "Yours and Yuncai's?"

"Of course not!" The fat man pouted at the young man and said, "The young man picked it up."

Wu Xie turned around and looked at the young man again.

The fat guy also went to look at the young man, and he immediately realized what was going on. This kid!

Why do you look so much like my brother?!

The little brother's illegitimate child?!

After thinking about it, I felt that the young man was not such a person. My eyes unconsciously drifted to Wu Xie's stomach and began to think.

What is the possibility that this child is Wu Wu Xiesheng?

After all, the young man was able to bring Tian Zhen back to life, so maybe their Zhang family also has some magical secret recipe that can enable men to have children?

When the young man took Tian Zhen away from the hospital, he might have done other things besides treating her.

The more Fatty thought about it, the more likely it seemed.

I gave the young man a look of admiration.

Zhang Qiling: (?_? )