Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Not to mention the chaos that followed the fat man's earth-shattering two calls of "Dad" and "Mom".

After the meal was over and the dishes were cleared away, Wu Xie came out carrying two large bags of freshly frozen dumplings. It was almost twelve o'clock.

"Son, drive safely at night. Send us a message when you get home. And don't forget to put the dumplings in the refrigerator." Mother Wu reminded him worriedly and put several bottles of frozen mineral water in her hand into the bag of dumplings to prevent them from thawing.

"Okay, I remember it." Wu Xie responded, closed the trunk door, and called the fat man and Zhang Qiling to get in the car.

"Mom, it's late. You should go to bed early. We will come to see you next time." Wu Xie hugged his mother.

"Okay, take care of yourself and don't get sick." The old couple supported each other and went back to the house until they could no longer see the shadow of Wu Xie and his car.

The house suddenly became quiet again...

Wu Xie drove back home. He had slept too much in the afternoon and was still energetic. The fat man had drunk some wine and fell asleep in the back.

Zhang Qiling sat in the passenger seat, looking sideways at the rearview mirror on his side. He didn't look back until he could no longer see the figures of Wu's father and mother. Then he withdrew his gaze and calmly looked at the road ahead.

"What? You can't bear to leave my parents?" Wu Xie joked.

Then I found out that Monk Oil Bottle was not wearing his seat belt again!

He said angrily, "Brother, if you forget to fasten your seat belt again, I won't let you sit on the passenger seat! We don't have the money to pay the fine, do you know?"

Zhang Qiling turned his head calmly and looked at Wu Xie with his dark eyes. The flames burning above Wu Xie's head became smaller and smaller, and finally went out with a "puff".

"You are quite right to disobey traffic rules." Wu Xie frowned and complained in a low voice. Finally, he resigned himself to his fate and unbuckled his seat belt like last time, loosened his hands holding the steering wheel, leaned over to Zhang Qiling's chest, and helped him fasten his seat belt.

Then he sat back, fastened his seat belt, and continued driving. The car body only bumped a little in the middle, which did not wake up the fat man. Otherwise, if he had seen it, he probably would not let Wu Xie drive even if he hired a designated driver in the future.

Damn, driving is like doing acrobatics. Even when I’m drunk, I drive more steadily than you.

Tian Nai, you and that guy are both the same, neither of you is a fool who obeys traffic rules!

If the fat man said this, Wu Xie would definitely retort: ​​None of us three are saying anything about each other, we are all the bad apples that break the traffic rules.

Fat: You can be shit if you want, but I don’t care. It’s so shameless!

In the pitch-black night, two rows of street lights illuminated the road as bright as day. The usually congested road was now extremely empty, with only a few large trucks passing by occasionally. Wu Xie felt that driving on such a road was truly enjoyable, and he could drive all the way home with his eyes closed.

"Go back and visit them more often when you have time." Zhang Qiling suddenly said.

Wu Xie was stunned, and quickly turned his head to look at him. Zhang Qiling still had a calm expression, which made Wu Xie doubt himself: I didn't drink alcohol? How could I be hallucinating! ?

Am I already hard of hearing? ? ? ! ! !

(⊙_⊙;)

"Brother, did you speak just now?" Wu Xie asked nervously while driving.

"I think I'm hallucinating."

Zhang Qiling looked at him in silence until Wu Xie turned around. The two looked at each other for a second, then Zhang Qiling withdrew his gaze and looked ahead calmly, reminding: "Car..."

"Oh, oh!" Wu Xie shook his head, focused his attention and concentrated on driving, but the young man's answer just now had been accurately conveyed to him with his eyes.

Wu Xie was crying in his heart: Oh, oh, oh (╥╯^╰╥) Brother scolded me!

He just looked at me like I was an idiot!

"They love you very much..." Zhang Qiling murmured again in a low voice.

So, if you love your friends, you will be so enthusiastic about them as well...

This time Wu Xie heard clearly and understood what he meant, and said, "I know. I didn't have time in the past few years. I will make more time to accompany them in the future."

Zhang Qiling said "hmm" as a reply.

Finally, Wu Xie still insisted: "Brother, I am very smart!!!"

Zhang Qiling:......

Half a while,

Wu Xie just heard Zhang Qiling's cold voice:

"oh,"

(?_?“)

Wu Xie: Fuck! It would be better to say nothing! It's even more humiliating!

The car stopped steadily in front of Wushanju. Wu Xie got out of the car and looked at the white note on the door. It was written by the director.

Wu Xie! I will catch you sooner or later!!!

Ah,

Wu Xie sneered, tore off the white paper, crumpled it up, and threw it back casually.

The paper ball fell to the ground, rolled twice, and then stopped quietly in the middle of the road.

When you are in a bad mood, you can relieve it by littering.

笑、

ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ

Wu Xie opened the car door and kicked the fat man who was snoring loudly. Seeing that he couldn't wake him up, he said to Zhang Qiling, "Brother, help the fat man in. I'll go park the car."

Zhang Qiling looked down at the fat man lying on the back seat, grabbed his feet and dragged him out of the car, then grabbed the fat man's arm and placed it on his shoulder, and with one effort he carried the fat man on his back and dragged him into the house. Fortunately, the guest room of Wushanju was on the first floor, so the young man didn't need to carry the fat man upstairs.

Wu Xie parked the car and came back, stuffing the dumplings into the refrigerator. When he returned to the room, he saw that no one was inside. He heard the sound of water dripping in the toilet, so he knew that the young man was taking a shower, so he leaned against the head of the bed and played with his phone with peace of mind.

Last time, Xiaohua’s people took some of their blood back for testing. Today, the blood test report and physical examination report came out, and Wu Xie flipped through them.

The fat guy still had those old problems. He would never listen to anyone asking him to lose weight or avoid certain foods. What Wu Xie didn't expect was that among the three of them, the healthiest person was actually himself?!

Wu Xie typed quickly and asked Xiaohua: Did your people really not mix up my blood with my brother's?

Xie Yucheng happened to be awake too, so she quickly replied to him: I am indeed surprised that you are so healthy, but the things that Zhang Qiling has been practicing since he was a child, just the bone shrinking alone, will cause his bones to develop deformities, habitual dislocations and ligament tears. In the long run, how healthy do you think his body will be?

But you don't have to worry too much. Don't forget that his last name is Zhang. These diseases of ordinary people have little effect on him. Generally speaking, you two have no problem except malnutrition. But Fatty Wang has too serious three highs! The three of you are simply two extremes. Are you so poor that you have no money to eat?

After listening to everything, Wu Xie tapped his phone in surprise, thinking that the speaker on his phone was probably broken, otherwise why was Xiaohua's voice so hoarse?