Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie returned to Wu's house with the child in his arms, and the commotion inside could be heard from a distance.

After all, having two such noisy sons is really a headache.

"Xiao Xie and Mr. Qi are back, it's time to start dinner."

"Oh, you guys are back, I'm almost starving to death." Wu Ergou held the dog's tail grass in his mouth, touched his belly with one hand, and asked doubtfully: "Didn't Xiaoxie finish school earlier than me? How come? So late? I heard from my mother that Mr. Qi rushed over early in the morning and was waiting. "

"Xiao Xie's first day of school, it's normal for Mr. Qi to be worried." Wu Dagou answered from the side, and then took out a grasshopper made of bamboo from his arms: "Xiao Xie, it's your first day of school today, this is for you The gift I brought you must study hard and listen to Master’s words in the future.”

The child nodded and accepted.

Gentle and polite.

Wu Ergou, on the other hand, grabbed his brother's sleeves reluctantly, "Where's mine? Where's mine? Brother, you can't be partial! I want it too."

"You already have several. I gave you one as a gift on your first day of school. Don't you remember?"

"I don't care, you are just partial!" Wu Ergou yelled, "You have to buy me one tomorrow."

Wu Dagou helplessly raised his forehead: "You took all my pocket money and ate it up. I have no money anymore."

"I don't care...wuwuwuwu..." Wu Ergou covered his eyes with his fists and cried loudly.

The child watched from the side and silently handed over the straw grasshopper in his hand, but he slapped it away with his palm, "Who wants yours? I want my brother's."

When everyone was helpless, Master Wu's cursing voice came, "Er Gouzi, if you make any more noise, I'll throw you into the river to feed the fish."

As expected, Wu Ergou stopped talking, his nose twitched, and he stood stubbornly, refusing to eat.

Wu Xie saw the child standing at a loss with the grasshopper, his eyes darting back and forth between the big dog and the second dog, obviously blaming himself.

"Brother, give it back to you."

"Xiao Xie, don't worry about him. I bought it specially for you. It's just for you." Wu Dagou ignored his brother's unreasonable troubles, took his hand and led him to the dinner table, "Let's go to eat."

Wu Xie felt heartbroken when he saw the child's panic-stricken look.

His little brother is too good and always takes the responsibility on himself. This is just jealousy between the two brothers.

Although he is loved by his parents, third uncle and second uncle, and is the only one in the old Wu family, he is not without relatives. When there are more children, quarrels will naturally come. He knows that kind of original It's uncomfortable to have someone's love taken away from you. Maybe your parents just want to maintain the relationship and show care as if they were social, but how can a child understand this? They just feel like the sky is falling.

"Ergou, can I give uncle three minutes to explain it to you?" Wu Xie squatted down, looked straight into Wu Ergou's stubborn eyes, and asked.

"Yeah." Wu Ergou nodded.

Wu Xie wiped his tears gently, "Your brother is not partial, on the contrary, your brother loves you very much, right? He spent all his pocket money on you, so how can he have anything to eat when he wants to?" Money to buy it? But he still gives it to you every time, right? And he often buys you gifts because you are the younger brother and he is the older brother, but who bought him the gift? Your brother’s first time When he went to school, did you give him straw grasshoppers?"

Wu Ergou defended in a low voice: "When my brother went to school for the first time, I was not born yet."

"Yes, your brother gave you everything he didn't have, but you still think he is partial. It really hurts your brother's heart."

"Er Gou, do you hate your little evil brother?"

Wu Ergou shook his head quickly: "I don't hate it, I want to have a younger brother."

"But not only did you not prepare a gift for him, you also made a big fuss, which made him very sad." Wu Xie looked at the child who was looking here frequently and smiled brightly: "Your little evil brother is very sad and blames himself. , did you see it? He is feeling guilty because the two of you quarreled over him."

Wu Ergou: "I'm sorry..."

Wu Xie spoke softly, like a teacher who worked tirelessly to teach stupid children, "You didn't do anything wrong, but you really shouldn't apologize. The person you should be coaxing is not me. Do you understand?"

Wu Ergou mustered up the courage to walk over and hold his brother's hand, "I'm sorry, brother, I'm too willful and selfish. I thought Xiao Xie had taken away your love for me, but I obviously also took away the love between my parents." Your love is because I am too narrow-minded."

Wu Dagou's originally indifferent expression suddenly relaxed, "Don't talk nonsense, brother will buy you another one next time."

"Brother Xiaoxie." Wu Ergou turned around and hugged his little brother, gently stroking his back, "Don't blame yourself, I'm very happy to have a little brother. I'll buy you one tomorrow too. He will definitely be better than yours." This beautiful piece of grasshopper is given to you. In the future, my brother will study well, be promoted to a high official, and make a fortune."

Wu Xie: That’s not necessary, I don’t even have a diploma.

"Hey~ are you done arguing?" Mr. Wu walked out leisurely holding two trays, whistling, and laughed loudly: "I was still thinking about which one to beat when I came out, but I didn't expect you to be so quick. Just make peace.”

The Wu family is a typical strict father and loving mother. The head of the Wu family never reasoned with others and only spoke with his fists. The two brothers had been beaten since childhood and froze when they heard words.

The dinner table.

Shen Zhi joked with her brother: "Xiao Xie, is this fish delicious? Mr. Qi caught it himself. When he caught it, he was thinking about you. Is it delicious?"

The child cleverly replied: "Auntie's cooking is delicious."

Wu Xie: "..."

They don’t even praise me!

unhappy.

Shen Zhi covered her mouth and chuckled: "Look at how droopy the corners of his mouth are. He has been distracted all day today. If you don't praise Mr. Qi, he is really going to cry."

Wu Xie: No need...

Mr. Wu coughed twice, "Ahem, madam, please restrain yourself. Don't look at others smiling so beautifully. If you want to praise me, praise me. I caught the fish."

Oh shit.

I would rather be killed by a car than kick over this bowl of dog food.

Wu Xie sternly scolded: "You are so controlling, I don't know how Sister Shen can stand you."

Shen Zhi's cheeks were also slightly red, and she pushed Mr. Wu's arm, "The children are still here, please stop saying a few words."

Headmaster Wu was a wife-controller, and with his love mind now in full swing, he let out a sigh, muttered "an eyesore" in a low voice, and secretly winked at the two children.

"I'm full. I'm going back to do my homework." Wu Ergou put down his rice bowl with a clang and ran away in a hurry, followed by Wu Dagou. "I'm going to help him with his homework."

A person must be discerning, as for Wu Xie~

Life is a master, and death is a ghost.

"Come on, little brother, try to see if this fish is delicious." Wu Xie picked out a piece of fish meat without fish bones for the child with his own hands, and said with a smile: "I caught it with my own hands, is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." The child nodded and tugged on Wu Xie's clothes, "Let's go back too."

go back?

No,

not going back!

Even if he dies today, he will die here.

Oh shit,

He decided on this light bulb.

Mrs. Shen was so embarrassed that she almost couldn't see her head.

Mr. Wu coughed twice: "Brother Qi..."

Wu Xie immediately stretched out his hand and interrupted him, "No! Don't get close to me. I haven't eaten enough yet."

Mr. Wu:...

Oh shit.