Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Zhang Qiling was eating quietly. Wu Xie held the bowl, licked the edge of the bowl, and slurped the hot porridge in it, glancing at Zhang Qiling from time to time.

Wu Xie discovered that although the young man seemed to be eating in an orderly and unhurried manner, in fact, he was really slow in his eating, but he actually ate very quickly.

Wu Xie watched the young man chew a steamed dumpling twice in his mouth and swallow it directly. He was afraid that he didn't even have time to taste it.

Even the arc of the chopsticks seemed to have been planned in advance. They fell straight towards the predetermined target without any unnecessary movements.

It was as if the little brother would never be like him, holding the bowl, slurping the hot porridge inside, and spitting out the burned tongue and grimacing...

Zhang Qiling's eating time felt slow and urgent, as if he was eating according to a watch, which made Wu Xie feel exhausted.

Finally, after Zhang Qiling swallowed the fifth steamed dumpling, Wu Xie couldn't stand it anymore and held down his hand holding the chopsticks, "Wait!"

Wu Xie adjusted his facial expression, put on a "kind" smile, and tried his best to look less dictatorial. He asked the young man in a negotiating manner, "Young man, can you eat slower?"

Zhang Qiling misunderstood Wu Xie's meaning and thought that he was eating too fast and that he would not have enough to eat, so he put down his chopsticks and said, "You eat first."

You finish eating, I'll eat...

Wu Xie: Not necessarily-_-||

"Brother, that's not what I meant." Wu Xie held his forehead helplessly, "Our family is not so poor that we can't have enough food."

"Do you have anything to do later?" Wu Xie took a deep breath and decided to have a good talk with Zhang Qiling.

The energy of raising children came back.

After raising a child for a long time, the smell of a dad who loves to preach can sometimes be so strong that it can kill people!

You must explain things to people clearly and thoroughly from beginning to end, with solid reasons and evidence!

Zhang Qiling thought about it seriously and shook his head.

He has nothing to do most of the time.

"People have three urgent needs. Do you want to go to the toilet?"

Zhang Qiling still shook his head.

"Are you in a hurry to finish eating and make room for other people who don't have seats?" Wu Xie asked again.

As they were talking, someone happened to sit down at their table and shouted, "Brother, let's share a table!"

First you see its shadow, then you hear its sound.

Zhang Qiling looked at the strange man who suddenly sat down opposite him and shook his head again.

"Since we both have plenty of time, can we eat this meal slowly and savor it slowly?" Wu Xie emphasized the words "chew slowly and savor it slowly".

Zhang Qiling had a sense of what Wu Xie meant, so he nodded and agreed: "Okay."

"Don't chew a bun twice and then swallow it! How is that different from swallowing!!!" Wu Xie saw the young man pick up the chopsticks again, pick up a bun and wait for a while before picking up the second one, but still chew it twice and swallow it casually. He said madly: "Who did you learn these bad habits from?"

Zhang Qiling looked at Wu Xie blankly, with his eyelids drooping, looking a little pitiful.

The man opposite them was also looking at these two strange combinations.

He had never seen someone so nosy between two men. In the words of his girlfriend, he was a very fatherly person!

"Dude, he's not a kid anymore, aren't you meddling too much?" The man opposite couldn't help but speak up for the young man.

What can Wu Xie do?

He also didn't want to become so fussy. This ineffective personality was what annoyed him the most in the past.

But facing Zhang Qiling who has lost his memory, especially since he is still in that "dream", it is really hard not to worry too much about the child who I have raised for so long.

"One Xiaolongbao needs to be eaten in two bites, and each bite needs to be chewed more than ten times before swallowing, understand?" Wu Xie said bluntly.

It's unknown how long it will take for this stubborn boy to understand if I beat around the bush, so it's better to tell him directly what he should do to satisfy himself.

It’s simply unreasonable!

Wu Xie cursed himself in his heart.

The man opposite slowly raised his chopsticks with two steamed dumplings stuck in them, gestured at the size of the dumplings, and said in disbelief: "No, buddy, these are steamed dumplings! Hangzhou steamed dumplings!!! I can stuff two in one mouthful, don't be too ridiculous!"

Wu Xie was annoyed by this self-familiar man, so he simply ignored him, picked up his porridge and continued to sip it, saying, "Drink something hot to whet your appetite, don't choke."

He originally meant to say this to Zhang Qiling, but he didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, the man opposite him, who had stuffed two steamed dumplings in one mouthful to prove himself, actually choked and grabbed the soy milk on the table and gulped down two gulps.

Then came a series of coughing fits.

"Cough cough cough..."

The corners of Wu Xie's mouth secretly raised up, and he silently hid his face behind the bowl, so as not to let anyone notice his gloating.

Next, whether it was buns, fried dough sticks or anything else, Zhang Qiling strictly followed Wu Xie's requirements.

If I say ten times, then it means ten times, not one more or one less.

Occasionally I would unconsciously swallow it directly like I did before, but I would quickly come to my senses and chew it slowly.

I will also wait for the hot porridge to become warm before drinking it slowly, instead of drinking it in one gulp like I did before, relying on the fact that I am not afraid of the heat.

Zhang Qiling slowed down his pace and was taken by Wu Xie to a corner of West Lake in Hangzhou to learn how to enjoy an ordinary breakfast.

Wu Xie had to be thankful that his little brother did not have a rebellious period. He was much easier to control than when he used to be so angry that he would tear down the roof and sing a dissenting tune after hearing his mother's nagging.

Even Wu Xie himself felt that he was just like a nosy gossip!

But who let...

Is Zhang Qiling willing to listen to him?

Wu Xie raised his head proudly, in a very good mood, and even the look he gave to the annoying guy opposite him became much friendlier.

Passerby A on the opposite side shuddered silently: Good - a friendly smile, feeling a chill on the neck...

"Brother, is it delicious?" Wu Xie asked expectantly as he looked at the man chewing his food slowly and obediently.

Zhang Qiling nodded slightly. He was not a person with a strong appetite. Eating was just for maintaining life for him. As for how it tasted... as long as it didn't kill him, it was fine.

However, when he met Wu Xie's expectant gaze, his heart couldn't help but move, and Zhang Qiling thought: He probably doesn't want to hear this.

then,

"Delicious." He replied softly.

After saying that, Zhang Qiling picked up a cute and soft steamed bun and placed it in the bowl in front of Wu Xie. "You eat too."

Seeing this, Wu Xie's smile immediately widened and became even brighter. He held up his chopsticks and looked very hungry. He picked up the steamed dumpling without hesitation and put it into his mouth. While chewing, he mumbled, "Good!"