Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

I wanted to bring some scraps, but unfortunately the review was too strict, which made me exhausted mentally and physically, so I might as well not write it.

The previous one couldn't be approved, so I had to publish this chapter first.

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"You -" Wu Xie pointed at the Overlord Flower angrily and said aggrievedly: "Why are you like this, a monster?"

"Who are you looking down on?!"

Seeing him looking like he was about to cry, Bawanghua couldn't bear to hit him anymore.

He's a kid, but he's too innocent. He's easily bullied if he doesn't watch out.

He coaxed: "Okay, don't worry, he won't die as a monster. He will feel uncomfortable for a few days at most. Go back."

"Then..." Wu Xie hesitated and looked at Bawanghua.

"Tell me!" Overlord Flower: "What does it look like when you are grinding and chirping?"

"Can you monsters eat people?" Wu Xie asked cautiously.

"Of course," Bawanghua flashed her big white teeth, "I am Bawanghua."

Wu Xie was so frightened that he took a step back and trembled: "I am your child, you can't be so hungry and eat me too, can you?"

"Of course not~" Bawanghua said with a bright smile: "I don't like eating old men like you with rough skin and thick flesh. If I want to eat, I have to pick out children with thin skin and tender flesh."

Seeing Wu Xie looking like he was about to faint from fright, Bawanghua curled her lips speechlessly, "I lied to you, why do you believe everything?"

"I am a demon but not a devil. I do not commit any evil deeds."

"Oh, that's good." Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then I'm leaving." Wu Xie turned back three times at a time, "What do you monsters eat? Can you eat human food?"

Bawanghua said angrily: "Do you think I grew up drinking dew?"

"How long will it take for Xiao Ping Lan to be in estrus?"

"Three to five days."

"Is he really okay like this? Doesn't he need to see a doctor?"

Bawanghua kicked Wu Xie's ass, "Are you done? If you worry about whether a monster will die, it's better to worry about whether you will be beaten by the monster!"

Bawanghua smiled and narrowed her eyes, showing her fists, "Just because we don't eat meat doesn't mean we don't hit people~"

Wu Xie ran away with his tail between his legs.

When he was about to get home, he heard Brother Xiaoman barking in the yard, and Wu Xie, worried about something happening, rushed into the door.

I saw the situation inside clearly.

Wu Xie: "Uh..."

The person who was standing quietly in the dirt looked over in silence with a cold face.

As soon as Brother Xiaoman saw his master coming back, he stopped barking at Xiao Pinglan and ran towards Wu Xie biting his tail.

The voice suddenly became loud: "Woof woof woof~"

Wu Xie ruthlessly avoided Brother Xiaoman who was running towards him and walked towards Xiao Pinglan.

Xiao Pinglan was wearing his clothes, which must have been dug out of the closet at home.

Too,

He even forgot to prepare clothes for this man, so it was really outrageous to let him lie on the bed so naked.

"Why are you standing here without wearing shoes?" Wu Xie looked up at the small vase orchid standing in the flower bed and asked softly.

As if afraid of disturbing him.

Xiao Pinglan's eyes kept falling on Wu Xie. When she heard his question, she just stood silently.

It made Wu Xie a little suspicious.

Can he understand human speech?

The sound of "GuluGulu~" sounded.

Wu Xie touched his stomach in confusion. He was not hungry either.

So where does this sound come from?

Wu Xie's eyes focused on Xiao Pinglan's smooth belly.

The little monster only knew how to use clothes to cover up his shame, but he didn't know how to wear clothes. Wu Xie had several pieces of clothes messily worn on his body by Xiao Ping Lan, and tied them like bandages, so a lot of skin was still exposed.

Wu Xie carefully reached out and pulled up Xiao Pinglan's clothes to cover her lower abdomen, "You still have a fever, why did you run out without putting on your clothes?"

Xiao Ping Lan looked at him with dark eyes.

An idea flashed in Wu Xie's mind, and he suddenly felt that he understood why Xiao Pinglan ran out and stood in the mud barefoot!

"You were hungry, so you wanted to do photosynthesis, right?"

Xiao Ping Lan finally gave some reaction and nodded reservedly.

This is his first day as a human being, and there are still many unfamiliar places.

He used to rely on photosynthesis to fill his stomach, but now he is still hungry.

Wu Xie was very happy to receive the response, "Then don't stand here. I'll cook for you, okay?"

Xiao Pinglan lowered her head and thought seriously for a while.

He pulled out his white feet that were stuck in the mud.

"good,"

"Can you speak?" Wu Xie shouted in surprise.

Perhaps seeing that Wu Xie was willing to feed him, Xiao Pinglan became a little more enthusiastic towards Wu Xie.

He opened his mouth and said, "A little bit."

The voice was low and sweet, without any fluctuation in tone, like the ice on the snow-capped mountains that never melts all year round.

"It doesn't matter, you can learn slowly." Wu Xie said with a silly smile.

Seeing Xiao Pinglan slowly walking down from the flower bed, Wu Xie's hands were almost twisted into knots. He wanted to help but didn't dare to.

"Shall I teach you how to put on clothes first?" Xiao Pinglan tied the clothes tightly, and Wu Xie saw that his already red skin turned even redder.

Xiao Pinglan nodded, "Thank you, thank you."

Wu Xie's wardrobe was rummaged through in a mess. Xiao Ping Lan was not a human being, so he naturally had no idea that he could not mess with other people's things.

Wu Xie nonchalantly stuffed the clothes on the floor back into the closet, picked up a piece at random, and tried it on himself.

"You see, that's it, this hand goes through it, and then..."

Wu Xie patiently explained to Xiao Pinglan. During this period, he was afraid that Xiao Pinglan would starve, so he stuffed a piece of candy into his mouth.

"Okay, you can try to put it on yourself, and I'll cook for you." Wu Xie put away his clothes and said.

By the way, I also found a clean, unworn pair for Xiao Ping Lan.

Xiao Pinglan nodded, watched him leave, and closed the door.

This person...

At least he didn't have any evil intentions, so he reluctantly forgave Wu Xie for his previous rudeness.

?(???)?grace