Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Early in the morning, Wu Xie came to the market in the town with his children in his arms. They wanted to buy things for their new home.

There are really a lot of things to buy.

After shopping along the way, Wu Xie finally understood why in the past, in shopping malls, we could always see men with girlfriends wearing big bags and small bags.

I really feel that everything I read is useful and I want to buy everything I read.

At first, the child was still held in his arms, but later he saw Wu Xie buying more and more things.

He took the initiative to help Wu Xie share the burden.

Of course it was impossible for Wu Xie to let such a young child take things, but he still let him go and repeatedly warned him uneasily.

"There are a lot of people. Follow me closely and don't run around. Don't be afraid if you get lost. I will find you. Just stay where you are and don't move..."

"Be sure not to run around, bad guys like you, they will be captured and eaten!"

Brother: "..."(￣ー￣)

Do you think I'm afraid?

Wu Xie struggled with the uncles and aunties around him all morning, carrying large and small bags. His hands were full, and even the younger brother was carrying a small bag.

Guess, Wu Xie wanted to go back, but he couldn't take more with him.

But his attention was attracted by the chirping orange chickens on the roadside.

Do you want to buy two to give to your children?

He lowered his head to ask for his opinion, and suddenly heard a soft, slightly hesitant female voice coming from behind him.

"Xiao Xie?"

"Eh?" Wu Xie responded instinctively, his voice was like a mosquito, it was really a subconscious reaction.

Looking around suspiciously.

The surroundings were so messy that it was impossible to find the source of the sound.

If he hadn't known it was impossible, he would have thought it was his mother calling him.

"Xiao Xie, is it really you?" A woman with her hair in a bun and dressed in a gentle and decent manner stopped in front of Wu Xie and looked at him with slight hesitation...

Under his feet...

Bro!?

"Why don't you go home when you're back?"

The child who was following Wu Xie boredly suddenly froze into a block of wood.

He can no longer remember who the other party is...

Wu Xie had no hands, so he had to stretch out one leg to block the child.

Sure enough, the child immediately reached out and hugged him. His little face was hidden behind Wu Xie's thigh, and he looked up at the kind woman in front of him with some vigilance.

Wu Xie had some guesses in his mind, but he pretended that he didn't know anything and said, "Sister, do you know my child?"

The woman was startled by Wu Xie's sister's call, her cheeks were slightly red, and she took two steps back in confusion.

This person...

She looks so delicate, but why does she speak so fluently?

"Sister?" Wu Xie called out again tentatively.

"Eh, no..." What do you mean by taking two steps back?

Wu Xie was speechless as he watched the man turn around and run away.

I thought to myself, should I call her aunt?

Looking at the small bottle still holding his thigh, he said helplessly: "Your uncle scared people away."

"rogue."

Wu Xie let out a light "heh" and kicked the child's butt with his toe, "Where did you learn the lyrics? Where are you and me for this arrangement?"

"Rogue." Another voice.

This time Wu Xie saw clearly that the child did not open his mouth at all.

Looking towards the source of the sound, I saw an aunt with a basket on her arm. She spat on the ground, pointed at Wu Xie and said in disgust: "Shameless! Smooth talk..."

There were many people around who were paying attention to the situation here, which would inevitably escalate the fighting. Wu Xie hurriedly took the child and ran away in despair.

"Oh, I should be beaten." After finally returning home, Wu Xie patted his mouth in annoyance, "I should have called you Madam or Miss."

"Frivolous! Too frivolous!" He paced back and forth anxiously.

"How could you be so disrespectful to my great-grandma!"

The child watched him talking nonsense and silently packed up the things he bought at the market.

"Hey! Don't move...I'll do it..."

midnight.

Wu Xie's small courtyard is brightly lit.

A group of people held slowly burning torches and surrounded the small courtyard on three floors and three floors outside.

In the dark night, the doors of every house were closed tightly, and the orange-red flames spit out a few sparks from time to time, making a crackling sound.

Wu Xie was holding the sleeping child in his arms and was too upset to fall asleep.

Sorrowful.

It's not easy to raise a child alone in a different world.

There’s a lot to plan…

Wisps of white smoke quietly drifted in from outside the door and along the cracks.

"Well……"

Suddenly feeling sleepy, Wu Xie yawned loudly.

Forget it, it's naturally straight from the bridge to the bow.

sleep!

He turned over and buried his head in the child's arms. The child's small body could barely hold Wu Xie's head.

The Little Brother brand human-shaped pillow was forced to work before reaching adulthood.

Someone comes in...

Wu Xie vaguely felt someone push open the door and come in, and the hot air came on the floor, but his eyelids were too heavy to lift.

it's over...

Eat black when you meet someone...

As soon as this thought popped up in his mind, Wu Xie's consciousness went dark and he fainted.

"Wow--"

The cold water poured down, and Wu Xie was awakened by the splash of water on his head.

As soon as his consciousness returned, Wu Xie couldn't help but struggle.

His hands and feet were tied to the chair behind his back, unable to move. He immediately shouted: "You want money? I will give it to you. Where is the child next to me?"

There was a middle-aged man sitting in the high hall directly opposite Wu Xie. His eyebrows were lowered and he held a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth with an expression of "I don't want to be messed with."

Turning a deaf ear to Wu Xie's words, he raised his chin slightly towards the younger brother beside him and said in a low voice: "Continue."

Buckets of water were poured on his head. Wu Xie was so wet that he couldn't open his eyes. He cursed angrily: "Asshole! Why did I provoke you? Do you want money? I don't have anything else if you don't want money. It's life-threatening." Ichijo, give me my child back!"

Middle-aged man: "Hmph, I want to wash your dirty eyes!"

What the hell?

Wu Xie squinted his eyes and looked over.

Ok……

this person,

Looks a bit familiar...

"Xiao Xie——"

"Xiao Xie, don't run away!"

"You can't go there, your uncle is there."

The soft female voice came, and the man in the high hall immediately sat up straight without crossing his legs like a snake or a scorpion, and spit out the dogtail grass in his mouth on the ground.

Call your brothers, "Put your things away! Put them away!"

Wu Xie looked at this extremely dramatic scene and smiled helplessly.

Did not expect ah.

In the Wu family, it is hereditary to be strict with their wives.

The sound of footsteps came.

A group of black shadows rushed towards Wu Xie at a speed that Wu Xie couldn't see clearly, and suddenly crashed into Wu Xie's wet arms.

"uncle……"

The child anxiously stroked Wu Xie's cheek, eager to make sure he was okay. With a few darts of his fingers, Wu Xie's hands that were tied behind his back were untied.

Wu Xie stretched his muscles, dragged the child's butt with his hands, and casually untied the rope around his legs.

This time it was his turn to sit on the chair.

Even though he is wet, the temperament of Little Buddha Wu can still be seen.

He squinted at the people around him who were facing each other with swords, and finally looked at the last two people in the crowd.

He said leisurely: "Master Wu, if you don't agree with me, you will tie up people. Is this how you treat guests?"