Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie and the younger brother were walking back together.

"Brother, why are you laughing?" Wu Xie looked at his face and felt that this man was in a good mood.

"No." The younger brother looked at Wu Xie innocently, pointed at his mouth and said, "Look, I'm not smiling."

"Oh--"

Wu Xie raised his head slightly and refused to give up.

Lift the little brother's chin with your index finger, put your thumb on the little brother's soft lips, rub it gently, narrow your eyes slightly, as if I have seen through you.

"Don't pretend to be me! You are just laughing at me!!!"

"I just thought you were cute like you did just now." When the little brother was talking, his tongue licked Wu Xie's fingers, whether intentionally or not.

Wu Xie, who felt his fingertips were wet, retracted his hand like an electric shock, wiped it on the little brother's body to conceal it, and said: "Maitai,"

Patting the little brother's chest muscles, he said: "I am a grown man, and you want to praise me for being handsome, do you understand?"

The younger brother nodded, pulled Wu Xie and said, "Brother is so handsome!"

!!!

Wu Xie couldn't take a breath and almost fainted.

"Young man, you're pretty good at flattering me."

Wu Xie's ears were red, his mouth was grinning to the back of his ears, he locked his brother's throat with his arms and said, "Let's go, let's go to bed."

As the two walked away, Wu Xie's voice was still heard.

"By the way, Ang, you are not allowed to guard that broken door for me, do you understand?"

"Okay," the little brother naturally had no objection, "I listen to you."

"So good~"

Wu Xie smiled and touched his head, hugged him and went back to sleep.

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It's just a coincidence,

Normally no one comes, but today there were two groups of them.

When Haike knocked on the door, Wu Xie, the sleeping companion, was already fast asleep. The slight knock on the door only woke up the little brother.

The younger brother silently moved Wu Xie's legs away from him, stood up and opened the door.

"what happened?"

"Brother, there are people coming from outside again, related to the base at the foot of the mountain." Haike whispered.

And took the younger brother to meet the Zhang family who came to the door.

Unexpectedly, when the man saw the little brother, his eyes filled with tears, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Clan leader! I have finally found you..."

Haike: "What are you shouting for? He is not the clan leader."

"He is carrying a black gold bone knife, why is he not the clan leader?" This dignified man, a seven-foot-tall man, burst into tears on the spot and cried: "I'm wronged, clan leader, I'm wronged! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Haike twitched his lips and said, "If you have something to say, please don't do this. The clan leader died accidentally while escaping. We are here to store his ashes on the altar. This is the younger brother, not the clan leader."

Unexpectedly, the man cried even louder, "God is going to destroy our clan~~~~"

Brother: =.=

He was still a little sleepy when he was woken up in the middle of his sleep.

The little brother didn't understand what the other person meant and looked at Haike in confusion.

Haike immediately understood and slammed the table.

"Snapped--"

The fragile table fell apart.

Brother: =.=→oo→OO

What happened (O_o)??

Haike shouted: "Isn't it shameful for a man to cry? Tell me clearly what you are doing!"

Zhang Wansan was dumbfounded and stood there with his mouth open.

Finally stopped crying.

Just as Haike breathed a sigh of relief, the man howled again, complaining in passing: "Head of the clan, he is cruel to me, wuwuwuwuwu..."

Haike simply fainted,

This guy must be mentally ill!

"As I said, this is the little brother, not the clan leader!"

"Woooooooo..."

The younger brother said silently: "Let Uncle Ming and Xiao Cui come, I'll go back first."

"Okay, I'll tell you after he finishes explaining." Haike also found that it was a bit difficult to communicate with this person.

To be precise, there is something wrong with my brain.

I really don’t know how he climbed up the snow mountain alone.

The little brother obviously thought about this problem and warned: "Have someone check the area to see if someone sent him here."

"it is good!"

Wu Xie was still asleep when the younger brother went back. When he lay down on the bed, the person who was originally sleeping with his arms and legs spread out automatically wrapped around him and asked confusedly: "Where are you going?"

"It's nothing, I went out for a while, go to sleep." The little brother coaxed him, patting him on the back.

"I'm not going to sleep anymore. I won't be able to sleep again at night." Wu Xie stretched out, barely opened his eyes, and looked at the handsome face propped above him.

He muttered: "I seem to be dreaming. I dreamed that you were working as Zhang Qiling again."

What does it mean?

The younger brother keenly caught Wu Xie's loophole, but he was considerate and did not delve into it. He only said: "Dreams are all contrary. I will definitely not do anything you don't let me do."

Wu Xie let out a soft "hum", looked at the obedient Xiao Ping Zai who promised to be good to him now, and said angrily: "That's not necessarily true, you are so stubborn, you don't do less of what I don't let you do? "

"As long as it doesn't involve you, I will listen to you."

"What I said is the same as what I didn't say." Wu Xie reached out angrily, pinched the thin cheek of the little brother, and said with love and hate: "You little rascal."

The two of them stayed in bed for a while before getting up and getting dressed.

Wu Xie: "Let's go and see the person you mentioned."

The little brother's guess was correct. This late night man did not come alone. They found another ordinary person nearby.

He was directly carried into the tomb tied up with five stripes.

It was obviously impossible to expect Zhang Wansan to tell any useful information. When Wu Xie and others passed by, the man who was tied up by Wuhuada was coaxing Zhang Wansan, "Xiaosan, go play with that sister, stop crying."

Zhang Wansan wanted to untie him, but was stared at eagerly by Haike, who hesitated and did not dare to take action.

As soon as he saw the little brother, he cried: "Chief, wuwuwuwu..."

"Haiying, go play with that brother for a while." Wu Xie patted Haiying on the shoulder and said softly.

Haiying nodded, "Brother, this is the hairpin Uncle Ming made for me. It's very beautiful. Do you want to try it?"

As expected, Zhang Wansan's attention was diverted and he sobbed: "No, it doesn't look good. I'm a man and I don't wear such things."

Zhang Haiying coaxed: "You will know after you try it on."

"Okay, thank you."

Quite polite.

Wu Xie smiled and let the two of them play together, letting Haike untie the tied man.