Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

"Oh - gurgle po gurgle -"

"Is there anyone who hasn't gotten on the bus yet? Hurry up -"

"Who is so conscientious? He stepped on all my shoes."

"Eh……"

It was crowded.

The train station gathers people from all walks of life and travels from all over the world. It is a reflection of a microcosm of society.

Wu Xie hugged the child tightly, as if he was afraid of being snatched away, but he kept mumbling.

"Brother, that grumpy aunt, did you see who stepped on her shoes?

She looks hard to talk to, but in fact she is straight-tempered and she should be a nice person. You see..."

Wu Xie said, his eyes still rolling, and finally he looked back blindly: "Oh, there is a thief over there!

Brother, from now on, when you go out alone, remember to put your things away. "

"In the future, transportation will only become more and more developed, with cars, high-speed rails, and airplanes... Don't just walk on two legs wherever you go. You need to buy a ticket before taking transportation, and you need an ID card to buy a ticket. "

As he spoke, he put it into the child's ear and said mysteriously: "We are now undercover and have no ID cards! Uncle will teach you quietly how to get up..."

The old-fashioned green train looked like a huge fat insect lying on the rails, spitting out black breath.

Wu Xie carried the child to the end of the train, aimed at the opportunity, and jumped on with a quick stride. Just as the train shook its tail, it started to move...

"Hey! What are you doing?" Someone spotted Wu Xie and the others and asked.

Wu Xie quickly put on a flattering smile on his face, hurriedly handed out the cigarettes he had prepared in his pocket, and said in fluent Mandarin: "I am alone with a baby and can't buy a ticket. Brother, please do it." good……"

"It's hard for this baby to be with me. He has no mother. I want to take him to Changsha now to live with my relatives. Brothers and sisters, please do me a favor and make it easier for me."

"Thank you... thank you..."

Wu Xie shook hands with them in turn and put a cigarette into each other's hands. He looked innocent and harmless, "Brothers, I will go in first with the baby. The baby is still young and cannot smoke~"

The others turned a blind eye or closed one eye, pretending not to see it at all. How many of them at the back of the crane really bought a ticket to come up?

If you smoke cigarettes for free, you can smoke them for free.

Wu Xie hummed a tuneless tune and said with great satisfaction: "Brother, look at how good I am! You should learn from me more in the future. There are always more methods than difficulties."

Holding the child in his arms, he walked from the back of the car to the front. The small and airtight compartment was crowded with people, and there was no space to stay. Not to mention the quality of these ordinary people, the big man took off his shoes and picked at his feet. They abound.

There were also the sounds of many children crying and parents beating and scolding, jabbering in dialects from various places, and the noise made Wu Jie's head growl.

Listening from a distance on the platform, I still found it interesting, but now I just want them to shut up.

I finally found a corner and squatted down, holding a small bottle and sulking.

How could I be so complacent at the beginning?

He complained nonchalantly: "Those who make a lot of noise in public places have no quality at all! It's so noisy."

The younger brother's mood is very stable. He can be said to be autistic to a certain extent. It is difficult for him to change his mood due to changes in the external environment.

Whether others are crying, laughing, scolding or beating, it is difficult for him to have unnecessary emotions.

It's like he could just follow Wu Xie without asking. More importantly, he just couldn't bear to leave this person.

No matter how bad it gets, it won't be any worse than before.

The cold little hands stroked Wu Xie's exposed neck, soothing the heat in Wu Xie's heart, "Don't be angry..."

It's embarrassing to say it out loud. Wu Xie, a grown man in his forties, was suddenly taken advantage of by a child no older than himself. His mood was like riding a roller coaster, soaring into the sky.

"I'm just afraid that you'll be wronged. You've been staying at the Zhang family just fine, but now you're being dragged around by me and you're stuck on a tree. What if I lose you?"

"No." The child's dark pupils looked at Wu Xie seriously and promised: "I will find you and won't lose it."

Wu Xie felt his nose was a little sour and gave a soft "hmm".

"Then no matter where you are in the world, you must remember to come to me."

"it is good."

Wu Xie would not know that because of his joke, he had been on the road for the first half of his life...

The old-fashioned train was not moving very fast. Wu Xie was sitting on the steps for loading and unloading passengers. His slender legs were stretched out of the car. The child was swaying in the wind. He was holding a piece of cake that was bigger than his face. The pancakes were eaten one bite at a time.

Wu Xie was still surprised, "Brother, your teeth are really good..."

Bro:"……"

"Yes, you are handsome as a doll and well-behaved. You never cry or make trouble. You are very cute!" Someone behind them interjected as if they had been observing them for a long time.

It was a middle-aged woman with a scarf on her head.

Wu Xie proudly raised his chin, as if he was the one being praised.

"Nong's baby?" Someone joked kindly: "Like yours, just as handsome."

Wu Xie smiled, neither admitting nor rejecting.

He couldn't give birth to such a big baby.

But if the little brother is willing to call him daddy...

It feels so good to think about it!

Anyway, the little brother won’t remember it in the future, so Wu Xie started to make sounds like teasing puppies, “Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…”

"Baby, call me daddy."

People around were also cheering, "Call someone..."

Seeing that the child didn't speak for a long time, someone hesitated and asked, "Why can't Nong's baby know how to talk at such a big age?"

A man in a rag shirt said sourly: "That's right, I just said why he doesn't cry or make trouble. He's different from other kids. He turns out to be a fool."

"It's all for nothing."

At first glance, he was jealous of having such a cute child.

Wu Xie glared at the person who spoke and scolded him protectively: "Your child is the idiot. You will have children without assholes in the future!"

"You're just jealous of me!"

"you!"

"Uh eh eh..."

The people around started to break up the fight again.

The bustle here attracted the attention of many people. The train was boring, so they could only pass the time by chatting.

The essence of Chinese people is that they love to join in the fun. After a while, people from three floors inside and three outside gathered in a circle, all wanting to take a look at the amazingly handsome father and son.

"Humph!"

Wu Xie gave the man a sharp look, stuck out his butt, pushed the man away, and squeezed out from the crowd.

Touching his nose that was accidentally hit red, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "It's so annoying..."

"Luckily my nose is real."