Rebirth in 1980: I pretend to be a pig, eat the tiger and marry the chief

"Ah wu wu... I don't want..."

Tang Zheng still wanted to struggle, but the dagger in Tang Zheng's hand was pressed against Tang Zheng's neck. Tang Zheng couldn't help but tremble.

"Be honest, or I will kill you now!"

She clutched her belly and her voice trembled: "I...I want to go to the toilet..."

"Hold it in." Bao Er frowned and spoke while turning the gem ring on his hand.

Something flashed in Tang Zheng's eyes, and he suddenly approached Bao Er: "Brother, are you serious?"

Bao Er snorted lightly: "You have never seen the world, of course this is true. It was dug out of a tomb, an antique from the Ming and Qing Dynasties!"

The corner of Tang Zheng's mouth twitched. He dared to wear the one dug out from the tomb. He was really courageous. He was made to be a robber.

Tang Zheng, the big head on the side, calmed down and said seductively: "You can hang out with the brothers from now on. I can wear this thing on all ten of your fingers!"

Tang Zheng looked at Tang Datou with admiration: "Really?"

Bao Er said: "Of course, you have to believe in the strength of your brothers."

Tang Zheng rolled his eyes and focused on the backpacks carried behind the two people. They said so calmly that they were leaving the country, and they were afraid that all their belongings would be carried on their backs. So should she think of a way to make a fool of herself? black?

In this way, she can save two or three years of struggling at the bottom.

Tang Zheng didn't know when the rat medicine buns these people had eaten would take effect, but she felt uncomfortable in her stomach now.

There's no big problem if she eats a steamed bun with rat poison. She won't die, but she will definitely suffer from vomiting and diarrhea.

Tang Zheng bought twenty buns in total, three of which were without rat poison and seventeen with rat poison.

Tang Zheng ate one with rat poison, and the other three should have eaten an average of five each with rat poison. If nothing happens, they will have an attack soon.

She had to get out of the car, otherwise when they turned around, it would be too late to give her a 'close the door and beat the dog' in the car!

"I...I want to come big..."

After a while, Tang Zheng held his stomach and spoke with a painful expression.

Wu San, the bespectacled man driving in front, glanced at Tang Zheng coldly from the rearview mirror: "Big brother, second brother, if you can't, just tie her up. Girls are so annoying!"

Tang Zheng mentally greeted the eighteenth generation of Wu San's ancestors: "People have three urgent needs. You held a dagger to my neck and I didn't pee my pants. Isn't it okay if I go to the toilet?"

As he spoke, Tang Zheng's heart skipped a beat, he gritted his teeth and farted twice. Within a moment, the stench filled the carriage.

Tang Zheng had nothing to be embarrassed about. The person in front of her was not Xiao Beiqi, so she was not afraid of embarrassment.

"If you don't go, I won't go. If I pull the car, you all just have to bear with it!"

As he spoke, Tang Zheng clamped his legs together, looking like he was trying to hold it in, and then farted two more times.

She was really lucky to have eaten stewed radish at noon, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to prepare this shit.

Bao Er couldn't help it first, he couldn't help but retched.

Tang Zheng pinched himself quietly, his eyes were red, and tears were welling up in his eyes: "How long will it take for us to leave the border? If I really pull the car, can you bear it?"

Thinking about that situation, Bao Er retched again and said to the front man: "Lao San, please stop for a moment, I also feel uncomfortable in my stomach."

Bao Er felt really sick in his stomach, but Wu San thought he was soft-hearted, so he was a little impatient: "Second brother, if you are making trouble at this time, there must be people from the army and public security behind you. If we stop, Wouldn’t you be caught?”

Tang Datou hesitated for a moment and said: "What are we afraid of if we have a hostage in our hands? Please stop the car. I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach."

Tang Zheng was afraid that they would suspect that there was something wrong with the buns, so he quickly said: "It must be that you didn't eat well in the morning. The meat buns you had at noon were too oily."

The three of them had no doubt at all. In the end, Wu San, who was wearing glasses, stopped the car.

"There is a bridge ahead. You can deal with it under the bridge."

After he finished speaking, Tang Zheng just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Wu San throwing a rope: "To prevent her from playing tricks, tie her hands up."

Tang Zheng almost yelled: "How can I go to the toilet if you tie me up?"

Tang Datou on the side laughed loudly: "Don't worry, you can't use your hands, my brother's hands are very convenient. I will help you when you take off your pants and put them up!"

Bao Er on the side held back his laughter and said with a serious face: "Brother, the bridge cave is not allowed. You can do whatever you want when you leave the country."

Tang Datou glared at him: "Are you the kind of person who can't control yourself? Don't worry!"

He said, wrapping the rope around Tang Zheng's hand, and then roughly dragged him out of the car.

When Xiao Beiqi's car drove over, he saw their car parked on the side of the road.

He quickly backed up the car a little more and then got out of the car.

"Brother, can you do it alone? I'll go with you."

Bao Er asked a little worriedly.

Tang Datou said angrily: "I can't manipulate a girl, so why should I be a big brother?"

Wu San in the car said with a serious face: "Hurry up, don't delay things!"

As he spoke, he smashed the steering wheel angrily. Everyone was so damned. He didn't know what was going on, and he was still dawdling.

Tang Datou grabbed the rope tied to Tang Zheng's hand and went down the slope. After Bao Er was a little worried, he also went down the slope.

Tang Datou stretched out his hand to unbutton Tang Zheng's pants: "You can stay here, hurry up, don't delay things."

Tang Zheng looked up and saw Bao Er coming down, and his heart sank.

She took a step back, dodged the hand stretched out by Tang Datou, and said confidently: "You, you two are looking at me, how can I pull you?"

"Don't play tricks. You are a hostage now. We must keep you under guard. If you can't pull you out, hold it in!" Tang Datou said with a cold face.

Tang Zheng crossed his legs, his face flushed with embarrassment: "I, I can't even pull it out even if I hold it in!"

Tang Datou was not angry: "Then just hold it in."

With that said, he said to Bao Er: "Second brother, look at him while I pee."

Bao Er immediately took the rope from Tang Datou's hand. As soon as Tang Datou unbuttoned his pants, Bao Er held his stomach and his expression changed: "Brother, I want a big one too."

Tang Datou cursed and snatched the rope from Baoshuo's hands: "What a fucking lazy ass, go and pee a lot, don't let her pull down her trouser pockets, but you did!"

Bao Er didn't have time to reply, he held his stomach and went to the innermost part of the bridge hole.

Tang Datou peed and was about to lift his pants when Tang Zheng suddenly came over and said, "Brother, I'll do it."

As she said that, she stretched out her hand to lift up Beard's pants.

Tang Datou reached out and pinched Tang Zheng's chin, and said with interest: "Not bad, something will happen so soon."

Tang Zheng clenched his back molars. Fortunately, the hand Tang Datou touched her was not the one holding his thing, otherwise she would be really disgusted.

Tang Zheng sighed: "I have no choice but to find someone to rely on. You are the eldest among them, and you are such a tall and well-rounded person. I will follow you from now on."

Tang Datou nodded with satisfaction: "Well, if you are smart and learn something in the future, I will give you all the ten gemstone rings that my brother promised you!"

"Really, brother, you are so good!"

Tang Zheng stood on tiptoes, trying to kiss Tang Datou, but Tang Zheng lowered his head in cooperation.

"what……"