I formed the El Cat Investigation Team in Pirates.

On a morning with bad winds and bad sun, but which was just as ordinary as any other in the Grand Line, Bluestar had just finished a sparring match with several fighting cats including Meowjuro and Suika-meow.

Before he could sheath his fresh sword, Bai Nagi, Klee came running over and leaped up with all her might when she was still three or four meters away from Xie Wen.

"Brother Xie Wen, that Zou has changed direction again, meow!"

(=＞w＜=)

Klee flew into Xie Wen's arms, poked her head in for a bit, then wrinkled her nose and muttered, "It keeps changing like this. When can we see that giant elephant?"

Just as Xie Wen caught Klee, Dudu also climbed onto Xie Wen's head from behind using his hands and feet.

[Yes, yes, I have changed direction twelve times during this period of time, meow! ]

Duduhao patted Xie Wen's head with his little paws and echoed Klee's complaints.

"I can't do anything about this," Xie Wen rubbed Klee's little head, then pinched the pads of Duduhao's flesh, and said helplessly: "The Lord of the Elephants has been moving aimlessly for hundreds of years and never stops to rest."

"Why is this, meow?"

(=w=)

Klee looked up in confusion, "Won't it be tired?"

"Who knows? You should wait until you encounter it in the future, Keli, and ask it yourself."

Xie Wen could probably remember that the elephant master didn't rest because of an agreement or punishment with Joyboy, but he didn't know the specific reason.

As for whether Klee can communicate with the Elephant Master...

According to the plot in the comics, it is reasonable to speculate that Shirahoshi, who is the same "king" as Luffy, should be able to communicate with the elephant master. And Klee, who has a similar observation Haki as her, may be able to communicate with the elephant master...

At worst, I can just let Bai Xing relay it.

Moreover, the "Sea King Translator" made by Meowerya and Huibara Meow is already able to convert ordinary language into the frequency band that Shirahoshi used to communicate with the Sea Kings. However, at present, that thing can only "output" but not "input", so Xie Wen and the others can't figure out whether the "translated" language is accurate.

Anyway, in the latest related experiment, the few sea kings that were attracted seemed to be very angry. If it weren't for Shirahoshi, they would most likely have been caught in the pot by Sanji.

Plan D, which Xie Wen had not been able to use before, was actually to use this thing to attract nearby sea kings and ask them to help entangle Kaido. However, Xie Wen was not sure whether he would attack himself if the sea kings were really summoned.

Hmm...it's better not to experiment on the elephant master.

Recalling the scene in the comics where the elephant blew Jack away with one blow of his nose, Xie Wen thought it would be better to be steady.

"Okay then..." The little puppet pouted, and soon became cheerful again, "Kelly wants to hear a story, meow!"

(=`=)

"Boss Xie Wen, do you want to tell a story?"

As soon as he heard that there was a story to be told, Bai Xing came over.

Miao Julang, who had originally planned to return to the quiet room to practice sword meditation, turned 180 degrees and sat next to Xie Wen in the standard cat squatting posture.

"Are we still talking about "Pillar Slayer" this time, nya?"

The little black cat wagged its tail and asked expectantly.

(=w=)

Linkmeow beside him also showed the same expectant expression.

And Suixiang Miao held her wine gourd and rolled directly to Xie Wen's side, then leaned on him in a casual manner and gulped down a big gulp of wine.

"Ha!" The drunk cat exhaled a long breath of alcohol, then rubbed his head against Xie Wen, "Although I also like the fighting story of "Pillar Slayer", when will you tell a story about alcohol?"

Meowx also suggested: "There are already "Bleach" and "Pillar Slayer" stories about slashing with knives, it's time to tell a story about gunfights, meow!"

"Humph! What's so good about stories about fighting and killing? The stories of "Bao Qingtian, the Little Cat" are better!"

Grayhara Cat climbed onto Xie Wen's shoulder and pulled his ear to make another request.

As soon as she finished speaking, the little puppet in Xie Wen's arms covered his ears, frowned and yelled: "Bao Heizi's story is too complicated, Keli can't understand meow..."

In fact, with Klee's intelligence, she didn't really not understand. This little rascal just didn't like to think about complicated problems while listening to the story.

"You should listen more because you don't understand. Otherwise, you will become an idiot like Xie Wen in the future, meow!"

"But, Sister Xiao Ai, you've obviously been fooled by Brother Xie Wen more times, meow. If Brother Xie Wen is an idiot, then Sister Xiao Ai, you're an even dumber idiot than the idiot, meow!"

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Klee made a pose that said "there is only one truth", put one hand on her waist, pointed at Haibara with the other, and said in a loud voice.

"I'm going to beat your little idiot butt till it blooms!"

(=`Д=)

The angry Huiyuan cat jumped off Xie Wen's shoulder and pounced on Klee cat, who was in his arms. The two kittens fought in Xie Wen's arms...

But most of their little paws fell on Xie Wen who was holding them.

Xie Wen: "..."

In order to prevent himself from suffering further harm, Xie Wen decisively separated them with one kitten in each hand.

The little ragdoll soon calmed down, but the gray cat held his arm and started to nibble on it, even harder than before.

Xie Wen: "..."

"Um... Actually, I kind of want to hear the story of Liu Maoxing, meow..."

At this time, Sanji-nyan also spoke weakly.

Bai Xing seemed to think Xie Wen didn't have enough options, and whispered, "Boss Xie Wen hasn't finished telling the story of the trouble in Heaven yet..."

Xie Wen looked up at the sky in silence. Did he really dig so many holes?

The main reason was that he didn't think much when he told the story, he just told whatever he thought was appropriate, and each cat liked different types of stories, so before he knew it, Xie Wen had told several stories at random...

Not finished yet!

After spending some time calming down the noisy cats, Xie Wen touched the Toot-Toot lying on his head and said, "How about I tell you a story about a ship?"

Don't worry about having too many debts, don't worry about having too many lice. Anyway, there are already so many pits, Xie Wen doesn't care about opening one more.

[Yes, yes, yes! ]

Although the ship spirit of the Dudu had never appeared before, she had heard the stories that Xie Wen told everyone. She didn't have any special inclinations at first, but now that she heard it was related to a ship, her feeling immediately changed.

After looking at each other, the other cats stopped arguing and decided to take care of the "newly joined" Dudu.

It was just that Suixiang took a sip of wine with some unhappiness, and then said nothing, just stared at Xie Wen with resentful eyes.

"Uh... it's not suitable with children around. When I have some free time, I will tell you a story about Drunken Master. It involves drinking and fighting. I'm sure you will like it."

Xie Wen quickly made a promise to Cuixiang Miao, and the drunk cat became happy and handed a "bowl" of wine to Xie Wen.

After drinking the wine handed to him by Suika, Xie Wen said to the pouting Meowx, "The story I'm going to tell now involves a gunfight!"

As Meowx's mood turned from cloudy to sunny, Xie Wen began to tell the cats the story of "Transformers" that he had modified...