Rebirth in the 70s: Crazy criticizing spoiled husband for being clingy

Tang Tuantuan got up early on Sunday morning.

I was very active in getting myself ready, putting on what I thought was my best-looking outfit, washing my face and brushing my teeth, and then knocking on my parents' door: "Dad, Mom, get up, the sun is shining on your butt!"

"Wake up, it's time to eat!"

Tang Banxia and Wen Mubai, who rarely sleep in:

Tang Banxia buried her face in Wen Mubai's arms and muttered, "Your son, you take care of it."

Wen Mubai directly pulled the bed sheet over their heads: "Ignore him, and sleep for a while."

"Dad, Mom!! Wake up."

"The sun is shining on my butt!"

Outside the house, Tang Tuantuan was still knocking on the door persistently.

Tang Banxia pushed Wen Mubai and said, "Go and deal with your son."

What else could Wen Mubai do? On one side was his wife, and on the other was his son. He could only put up with it.

He opened the door and looked at his debt collector son with a fierce face.

Tang Tuantuan was completely unaware: "Dad, hurry up, grandma has prepared breakfast."

Wen Mubai: "Why are you in such a hurry!"

"Dad, it will be too late if we don't go now!" Tang Tuantuan personally dragged his lazy father to wash his face and brush his teeth.

After a long while, he persevered and woke up his mother.

He supervised the two of them while they ate breakfast, and after breakfast he watched them change their clothes again: "Okay, let's go."

"Roll the ball, hurry up!"

"Coming."

Wen Gungun carried her small bag and stepped over the threshold: "I'm fine."

Tang Banxia and Wen Mubai, the parents, looked at each other and said, "Let's go!"

Beijing Zoo is located in the north of the city. A family of four rode two bicycles, each carrying a child, and arrived.

After buying a ticket, you were allowed in.

The zoo is quite large. As you enter through the main gate, you will see a small forest. Both sides of the forest are surrounded by fences, and there are some chickens and ducks roaming around.

There was a sign hanging on the fence saying one yuan for a chicken and two yuan for a duck.

This is used to feed tigers.

There is no way. Tigers are carnivores, but humans don’t eat enough meat, so there is no extra meat to feed tigers.

The director of the zoo came up with this idea, applied to his higher authorities, and raised a group of chickens and ducks. This would allow the zoo to be self-sufficient while also generating more income for the zoo.

But this is too cheap.

Tang Banxia pulled Wen Mubai aside and whispered, "I wonder if we can buy a few more and eat them ourselves when we get home."

Wen Mubai laughed and said, "Of course you can't do that. The zoo is not stupid. Didn't you see it says that no take-out is allowed?"

Tang Banxia looked over and saw that it was indeed the case. Not only that, there were people patrolling at the zoo entrance.

She could only stop thinking: "Let's go, let's go see the monkey first."

"Let's go."

Tang Tuantuan was very happy. He held Wen Gungun's hand and explained to his brother how powerful the Monkey King was.

But when he saw the monkeys in the zoo, he was dumbfounded.

The monkeys jumping up and down on the mountain had dull fur and looked gray.

He was skinny and emaciated, and he bared his teeth at the passing tourists with a ferocious look on his face.

It was not at all the majestic or cute image he had imagined.

"Wow wow wow, that's not a monkey! You lied to me!"

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Tang Tuantuan who was crying, it was another child.

He looked about seven or eight years old, chubby, and was hugging his father's thigh and crying heartbreakingly.

His father seemed even sadder than him: "Son, son, these pants are new, don't make them dirty by crying."

The child cried even more sadly, and wiped his tears and snot with his father's newly bought pants.

Tang Banxia watched helplessly as his father's face changed: "Don't cry! I'll take you to see a tiger, okay? A big tiger! Awooo!"

"Big tiger, will it eat people?"

"Yes, Dad doesn't know either. Let's go and take a look."

"Wow wow wow, I won't go! Daddy wants to feed me to the tiger, I want to find Mommy!"

"I can't help you!"

Then the child was dragged away by his father.

Looking at the posture, it's like feeding his son to a tiger.

Tang Banxia retracted his gaze and fixed it on Tang Tuantuan: "Son, what about you? Are you still looking?"

Tang Tuantuan was very depressed: "I won't watch it anymore."

"So, do you want to go see the tigers?"

Tang Tuantuan: “Go!”

"Where's Gungun?"

"I'll go as well."

As for Wen Mubai, it doesn’t matter.

He had killed many tigers when he was on missions before, so just go and see if you want to.

So, the family of four moved to the tiger park.

There was only one tiger inside, which was fat and strong, with smooth fur, and was taking a lazily nap in the shade.

I've gotten used to the bipeds making a fuss around me.

The tiger is very sleepy and wants to sleep.

"Dad, tigers are so beautiful, can I have one?"

It's an acquaintance.

The father and son I met at the monkey park.

The old father stared at the tiger's fur with longing: "Dad wants to raise one too. Go back and ask your mom. If she agrees, we can raise one."

"Great, I'm going to have a tiger!"

Upon hearing this, the children present all pulled their parents' sleeves and begged them to raise tigers.

Including Tang Tuantuan, he said: "Mom, I want to raise one too."

Tang Banxia twitched her lips and said, "Raise her, raise her. I'll find you a little one someday. Only when you raise her from childhood can you develop feelings for her."

Now, the ones cheering were the brothers Tang Tuantuan and Wen Gungun.

The kids around them were making even more noise.

After watching for a while, a zoo employee came up to remind us: "You can feed the tigers."

The children expressed their interest.

Then, a staff member came over with a cart full of chickens and ducks.

Tang Tuantuan and Wen Gungun also went up and picked one, waiting for the staff to release it from the cage, untie the rope, and throw it into the tiger park.

The moment the chicken landed on the ground, the fat tiger that was basking in the sun suddenly grabbed it in its mouth.

After chewing it a few times, there was not even a scrap of the whole chicken left.

After eating, the fat tiger squatted there: "Roar~"

Any more? Keep sending!

After waiting for a while, the second one landed.

The third one... The fourth one...

By the time the fifteenth tiger was fed, all the children present had satisfied their desire to feed it, and the tiger's belly was so full that it bulged.

There were no more snacks, so Tiger Lord stopped serving and lay down to take a nap again.

He snored, his beard shook twice, and his round ears moved.

When he turned over again, he revealed his belly that looked so good to be rubbed, which made the children feel itchy.

The desire to raise one has become stronger.

It was not until the sun was high in the sky that Tang Banxia and his party reluctantly left the tiger park.

I found a shady place to rest for a while, ate the dry food I brought with me, and waited until the sun was not so strong before continuing my stroll.

in the afternoon.

They went to see giraffes and peacocks, but unfortunately they didn't see the peacocks spread their feathers for a long time.

Apart from this, there are no other rare animals.

What I am most interested in is the tiger.

When they finally walked out, Tang Tuantuan and Wen Gungun were both obsessed with the fat tiger.

"Mom, when can I get a tiger?"

Tang Banxia hummed: "Wait for mom to ask around."

See if there is a fat orange cat? I want to take one home to raise.

Tang Tuantuan expressed his anticipation.

The two children had a great time on the one-day trip to the zoo.

"Fat Bean! Fat Bean! Where are you? Don't scare Daddy!"

When I was almost at the door, I ran into that father who had a special connection with me again.

But at this moment, he called his son's name with an anxious look.

Immediately, a staff member came over and asked, "Comrade, what happened?"

"My son, my son is missing!"