Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

When Li Shimin received a message from someone sent by Li Yuan and was told that his most beloved bow had been "accidentally" broken by the Supreme Emperor, he felt that he might be hallucinating.

The Supreme Emperor's treasured bow was accidentally broken...

After His Majesty Li Er connected these keywords, he felt that this was more like the behavior of a certain person.

So, he called the palace officials from Hongyi Palace and started questioning.

After a while...

"Is this Zhuzi so brave?" Li Er couldn't help but feel surprised after hearing the palace man's description. Although he and Guanyin Maid had noticed that the child was very strong before, but... if things continued like this, His Majesty Li Er realized that it was really important to spank the child as early as possible.

Afterwards, he pondered for a moment and ordered someone to call Li Kuan.

"Tell me about it," Li Er said as soon as His Royal Highness King Chu, who was feeling guilty, entered the door, pointing to the scattered longbow fragments on the ground, "Did you do it?"

"What? What is this?!" His Highness the King of Chu stared at his big "innocent" eyes, looked at his father "puzzled", and began to deny Sanlian: "I don't know, I don't know, I'm sure not me."

"The Emperor sent someone to tell me that he broke my bow on a whim." Li Shimin ignored his son's sophistry. As he spoke, he slowly stood up, his eyes never moving from Li Kuan to the end. He moved his face away and said, "Do you know that this was a birthday gift from your imperial grandfather to me when I was in my twenties?"

Do you know how precious this bow is to me? "His Majesty Li Er's deep voice and the movement of his hands towards his waist were all signs that he was about to kill him.

Li Kuan was already sweating profusely.

"Ah... this... this..." The expression on Li Kuan's face changed for a while, and finally he chose the fastest way to die: "Grandpa, it's really shameful! Dad, don't worry, I will go and replace you later." Tell me about him!"

"I'm very curious," His Majesty Li Er looked at his son who was madly seeking death with pity: "How did you convince the Supreme Emperor to take the blame for you? Of course, I am even more curious. This bow of mine is placed in the Wude Hall. On the weapons rack, why did it grow legs and go to the Hongyi Palace of the Supreme Emperor?"

"Well..." His Royal Highness King Chu, who was forced into a corner, could only continue to pretend to be stupid: "Then we have to ask about the treasure bow..."

"Okay, okay..." His Majesty Li Er nodded, and then told Zhang Nan at the door: "Close the door."

Family scandals should not be made public.

"Yes, Your Majesty." Hearing this, Zhang Nan silently glanced at a certain figure in the palace who began to tremble, and then gestured to the palace people. After all the other people had left, Zhang Nan, who was walking at the end, silently closed the palace door. .

Your Majesty teaches your children, and you should encourage them, your Majesty...

The sinister Zhang Nan left the cleared battlefield to Li Er and his son.

"Dad, please listen to my explanation..." His Royal Highness King Chu was shattered when he realized that the conspiracy had been exposed. He didn't know why. He seemed to have been memorizing words during this period. He was obviously very bad in everything he did. Be careful, but there will always be clues that fall into Li's hands from time to time.

"I won't listen!" His Majesty Li Er was determined to teach his son a lesson this time: "You are a jerk! I and Guanyin Maid were too indulgent to you in the past, and now you are becoming more and more courageous! I ask You, can you just use bows and arrows for fun? If you don’t hurt anyone today, how do you want me to deal with it? Besides, if the truth of this matter is known to all the officials, what do you want me to do to stop everyone from talking? "

"Dad! Daddy, Daddy!" Li Kuan called "Dad" several times, trying to awaken His Majesty Li Er's paternal love. At the same time, he also launched the Dragon Swimming Technique and played with His Majesty Li Er who was chasing him. The King of Chu is walking around the pillar." While Li Kuan moved flexibly, he did not forget to continue to beg for mercy (provocation) without hesitation: "Don't be angry!"

Look, a certain Zhuzi was so anxious that he even used Shu dialect.

But no matter how His Majesty Li Er listened, he felt like he was mocking himself.

then……

"Little bastard, you still dare to run away?!" His Majesty Li Er was really angry at that moment. He took out the belt from his waist and said with a ferocious expression: "I have been busy with official affairs all day, but you kid is doing well. You can live a comfortable life. Xiaoyao..."

Either he drove the prince's carriage out of the palace privately, or he went to Wude Hall to steal his treasured weapons and play around with them. If he continued to turn a blind eye, he might even dare to steal the jade seal and pretend to pass on the imperial edict. !

Sooner or later it will be overturned!

"Dad, Master Kong once said: 'Suffer with a small stick, walk with a big stick.' (It means that if your parents beat you when they are angry, you should just endure the small battles. If your parents hit you hard in anger, you should run away." .Confucianism believes that this is the attitude that a filial son should have when he is punished by his parents.)'"

——It must be said that His Royal Highness the King of Chu has a profound understanding of the motto "knowledge changes destiny".

Of course, the consequence of His Highness King Chu's citing of scriptures this time was that His Majesty Li Er, who was angered by him, immediately accelerated the pace of pursuit, and his whole body became more and more angry: "What a fool, I asked you to study hard, you are just like this It’s about learning and applying it, right?”

"Dad! Stop it!" Just when Li Er asked his soul question, the clever King of Chu had already discovered that he would soon be forced into the corner of the hall by his father and fell into a situation where there was no escape.

So, he stopped decisively and started to break the jar: "Dad, even if you want to beat your son and give it to the officials, then you have to beat me in front of the officials, right? - Or at least one or two important court officials must be present to bear witness, otherwise, wouldn’t my son’s beating be in vain?”

"You think my godson is for outsiders to see?!" As the saying goes, everything must be reversed. At this moment, His Majesty Li Er is already angry at his son's outrageous remarks.

Li Kuan also took advantage of the moment when his father stopped to move his body, and then while His Majesty Li Er was talking, he decisively turned around and started to escape in the other direction of the hall. At this point, he was saved from despair!

"Dad, I can't even think about you. Hahahaha..." His Royal Highness King Chu ran to a safe area and began to laugh with his hands on his hips and toward the sky.

It has to be said that no matter when he gets there, this old man has the ability to enjoy hardships (crazyly commit suicide).

"What a boy!" His Majesty Li Er was really happy this time: "You want to do this with me? Well, well..."

At that moment, His Majesty Li Er, who was determined not to spoil his son anymore, began to look around for a weapon. After a while, he flicked his hand, his sleeves flew up, and extinguished the candles on the candlestick beside him. Then His Majesty Li Er took out a handful of weapons. The candle was used as a hidden weapon and he threw it at his son: "You little bastard is good at running, right? Come on, keep running!"

After all, His Majesty Li Er has been on the battlefield. Putting aside his superb archery skills, his skill in throwing concealed weapons is like that of an old sheepherder who has been shepherding sheep in the northwest for decades: he can hit wherever he points, but only with his familiar hands.

More than a dozen candles were shot out from His Majesty Li Er's hands, none of them missed, and all of them landed on Li Kuan's back and buttocks. For a moment, Li Kuan screamed as the candles hit him.

"It's wrong, it's wrong! My son has realized his mistake this time!" Braving the barrage of candles that was like a "storm of pear blossoms", Li Kuan finally ran behind the pillars and began to admit his mistake and beg for mercy.

But this time, His Majesty Li Er didn't buy it.

He stepped on the scattered candles on the ground, holding the belt in his hand, and walked step by step to the pillar where Li Kuan was hiding. He said in a gloomy tone: "You just know that you can't escape this beating."

What is murder and heart-breaking?

That's it.

"Zhuzi! Still want to run?!"

"Dad..." Before Li Kuan could say his begging for mercy, his singing talent was stimulated by the attack of the belt: "Ouch——"

In the summer of the second year of Zhenguan, His Majesty Li Er, who was troubled by many troubles, and His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who loved to get into trouble all day long, father and son, because of each other's existence, spent a tender period of "pain and happiness" together... …

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