Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

If His Royal Highness the King of Chu gets angry, blood will be shed for thousands of miles.

This is no joke.

But Ashina Nihe still didn't realize where he was wrong. He faced the angry King of Chu and said tremblingly: "Your Highness, I... I don't know where I said something inappropriate. Please forgive me..."

"Don't you know where your words were inappropriate?!" His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu was so angry that he laughed: "Hehe... Hehe..."

"Your Highness!" Du Ruhui could already see how murderous Li Kuan was at the moment.

But today, His Majesty Li Er had already explained that it was not that the two sides were not allowed to have a conflict, but it must not be allowed to end in a mess. In view of this, Du Ruhui chose to try to calm His Royal Highness the King of Chu: "Since this foreign envoy does not know the grudge in your heart..."

"Uncle Du!" When it comes to the bottom line, His Royal Highness the King of Chu has no intention of being pampered by anyone. He turned his head and looked at Du Ruhui with a serious expression: "This battle, our Tang Dynasty did not lose! And I promise that even if there is another war, I will still win! So do you think I need to be pampered by anyone?!"

"Your Highness..." Du Ruhui now just wanted to switch seats with Tang Jian: "But we are sitting in the seats of diplomats now..."

"Nonsense!" His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu stiffened his neck when he heard this, and said righteously: "Isn't the role of this military general to allow diplomats to speak in a very firm manner when communicating with envoys from other countries on foreign affairs?! Now I am a diplomat, but I am also a military general! So Uncle Du, you say--" His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu felt that it was not enough to pull Du Ruhui alone, so he turned his head and looked at the envoys below: "--You say! Can I speak so firmly now?!"

As soon as His Royal Highness the King of Chu said this, the hall fell silent.

no way……

What His Royal Highness the King of Chu said was indeed very reasonable! They simply couldn't find any reason to refute it. Of course, even if they were lucky enough to find one, whether they dared to refute it was still a problem.

"Your Highness the King of Chu, just think that Ashina Nihe is talking nonsense..." The Uighur leader Yima saw that his ally was in danger, so out of his own considerations, he chose to stand up and speak well of the other party.

"Who the hell are you?!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu found that these barbarians in the northwest really seemed to be fearless: "Did the King call you out for questioning?!"

“……”Yima overestimated himself after all.

"Your Highness, Prince of Chu, please calm down." At this time, Lu Dongzan had already understood one thing: perhaps His Majesty the Tang Dynasty was willing to accept them as a vassal of the Tang Dynasty, but the Prince of Chu in front of him didn't seem to care about it at all, which gave him a glimmer of hope: "Ashina Nihe is not disrespectful to you, but this matter of marriage has been like this since ancient times..."

"You shut up too!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu knew that Lu Dongzan was a bastard and that he had no hope of spitting out any ivory. "It has been like this since ancient times, so why can't we change the rules in the Tang Dynasty?! Marriage? This king and you &*#@￥%@#!!!"

"Your Highness, please be careful with your words!" Perhaps it was because His Highness's curses were too filthy that Tang Jian, who had been hiding outside the door and eavesdropping, could not help himself. At the critical moment when His Highness was cursing passionately, the old man chose to stand up and put out the fire: "Your Highness...your words and deeds today...will all be recorded in history books..."

"Well, I'll curse you more, so that future generations won't lose the inheritance in this regard!" - His Royal Highness the King of Chu glanced at Tang Jian, who walked in silently with a bitter face. He had never tolerated this slippery old man.

"Your Highness... this kind of inheritance... is really unnecessary..." Du Ruhui on the side looked at Tang Jian at this time.

At this moment, the two of them missed His Majesty's belt and the Queen's legendary feather duster very much.

At worst... Wei Zheng... No, if Duke Wei could come here now, that would be great...

For now, these are nothing more than their hopeless fantasies.

On the other side, His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu was in the middle of cursing.

In just the blink of an eye, this rotten wood who had learned from five great Confucian scholars had already greeted the three maternal generations of Lu Dongzan and Yibi Shekui Khan no less than several times, and had already predicted in advance that the sons of these two would definitely lack some excretory organs in the future. And just when he was about to express his willingness to take action to solve such problems for the other party, Yima, who had lost his temper after being scolded, spoke.

"Your Highness, Prince Chu, do you really want another war to break out in the northwest?!"

“Huh?!” His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu, who had enjoyed true freedom in the northwest and whose temper had become increasingly worse since returning to Chang’an, could not help laughing out loud when he heard the other party dare to say this: “Hahahaha…hahahaha…”

"Your Highness, is this funny?!" Yima simply risked his life: "Yes, the Eastern Turks were defeated, and Jie Li Khan became a prisoner of the Tang Dynasty, but my Tiele tribes were not defeated! The descendants of the Wolf God will still give birth to heroes!"

"Good!" Upon hearing this, His Royal Highness the King of Chu stopped laughing, and then gave the other party a thumbs up with a serious face: "That's a tough statement! Even tougher than my father, the tyrant who leans against the wall every morning when he goes out! I just don't know... who exactly is the hero you are talking about?"

"..." Seeing the other party's reaction, Yima, who had regained his senses, finally chose to shut up.

"Let me ask you, who exactly is the hero you are talking about?" Seeing the other party silent, His Royal Highness the King of Chu narrowed his eyes slightly: "Yibi Shekui? Siyehu? Or have you Tiele tribes produced another great hero? Hey... have you guys elected a new Khan?"

boom!

What is murder and heart-breaking?

It is nothing more than the last question from His Royal Highness the King of Chu.

The air became strangely heavy again.

Yima, who was unable to answer, broke out in a sweat.

But the Tocharian leader, Qiu Lishi, could no longer bear it.

But he didn't have the guts to openly oppose His Royal Highness the Prince of Chu of the Tang Dynasty, so he chose to change the subject by talking about paying tribute: "Your Royal Highness the Prince of Chu... This time we Tocharians intend to pay tribute to you... No, to the Tang Dynasty with twenty Ferghana horses, ten boxes of various gems, and thirty stunning dancers, what do you think..."

"You are sensible!" Li Kuan, who had already made up his mind, looked at Qiu Lishi after hearing this: "Qiuli from Tocharia, right? You are very good. I will definitely give you more colored glassware as a token of friendship between the two sides!"