Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

Whether it's a warning or a threat, although Dou Shilun's operation is indeed very handsome, but... in the end, it was our little unlucky guy, His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who silently suffered all the consequences.

"Hiss...Father..." It was night. His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who had originally planned to rush to the dinner party, was severely punished by the father of the Hunjun who received the news. However, after the lesson, His Highness the King of Chu remained the same. Don't forget that today's banquet will include his favorite bear paws: "If you beat me, you'll beat me... The anger should be gone. If there is nothing else, shall we hold the banquet tonight as usual? After all, we have to do it tomorrow." Back to Chang'an..."

It is said that a man can bend and stretch, and His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who encountered many accidents during this trip to Lishan Mountain, took this to the extreme in order to see Sister Lian'er.

"I..." His Majesty Li Er looked at his son who cared not only about food but also about beatings. His mood was also very complicated: "Kuan'er, it's time for you to restrain your retainers..."

"Ah?!" His Highness King Chu was immediately unhappy when he heard this: "No... Dad, why did you just ask me to restrain the retainers, but didn't mention anything about Wei Zheng squatting on me with weapons? What the hell? , were you also squatted like this by my imperial grandfather's subordinates when you were young? Hey... If that were the case, I think even if the emperor's grandfather was just a Taiyuan stayer at the time, he would never let you suffer this injustice!"

"Have I made you feel wronged?!" His Majesty Li Er was still willing to preach, but when he heard that the elder actually said such words, he couldn't stand it anymore.

"It's not me, Uncle Dou. I'll have to accept this grievance!" Facing the selflessness of Hunjun's father, His Highness King Chu was not used to it at all: "Father, I don't care, you can beat me for this matter. But you must not trouble Uncle Dou, because he represents my imperial grandmother in this conflict! Why, I don’t have a backing? His daughter, Wei Zheng, doesn’t take me seriously because he likes me. What's going on? Humph! Just watch it, dad, after you die... oh~~"

"I can't even remember now...how many times has this 'collapsed' in your mouth!" - His Majesty Li Er gave his son a strong belt, with a very expression on his face at this time. It was a sigh: "I have actually started to get used to it..."

"You are used to it and you still slap me?!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu stopped immediately after hearing this: "You stupid king... Wei Zheng scolded you for being submissive, but you turned around and punched a wise king like me! Hmph... this is terrible What a foolish act that has not even been recorded in history books!”

"How many history books have you read?" His Majesty Li Er really couldn't understand why his good intentions were so hard to understand: "Kuan'er, just because dad asked you to restrain your retainers, it doesn't mean dad will allow it. Others are disrespectful to you. Originally, if Dou Shilun didn't take action this time, I would have asked Wei Zheng to guard the Chang'an city gate for me for the first half of the year.

But now it's better - your retainer took action, and once he took action, he was shocked with thunderous means, so that everyone is now spreading the news: King Chu is domineering and bullied him one after another in a few days. Suppressing the two princes... You said it yourself, how do you want me to deal with this situation? "

Faced with the heart-wrenching question from Hunjun's father, His Highness King Chu immediately curled his lips and said: "Okay, dad, we have some differences...but now that you have beaten me, you have not gone to look for him again." Uncle Dou is in trouble. It's not his fault in the first place. Wei Zheng is shameless. Is it because I provoked his daughter? Isn't it because he is not good at school? His equestrian skills are poor and he almost falls off the cliff even when he is riding a horse? As a result, Li Xiaogong had to take action to save him.

Just save him if you say he can, but he still has to retaliate with kindness - he wants to marry his daughter, Wei Shuyi's tiger girl, to someone else's son. Even if he wants to repay kindness with revenge, his eyes are still not good, that despicable and shameless Li Chongyi Could such a sinister villain be a good match, let alone Wei Shuyi and I... In short, it's not like she didn't know what Li Chongyi was... After all, dad, my son is the real victim! You even slapped my belt! Doesn't your conscience hurt? ! "

"Okay, okay..." His Majesty Li Er is now dizzy because of his son: "After all, it's my fault. It's me who has wronged you, right?!"

"Just know it yourself!" His Highness the King of Chu knew that these words were meant to be punished, but he still couldn't help but scratch his neck: "Anyway, he will return to Chang'an soon, and the emperor's grandfather and mother will see me soon. ”

"You little bastard..." His Majesty Li Er now has two weak points that have been taken advantage of by his son: "In the next period of time, please give me some peace of mind, and I will... in short, don't give me any more Make trouble!"

"If that doesn't work, I'll still be with Uncle Wuji..." Upon hearing this, His Highness King Chu quit immediately.

"Are you planning to make trouble for your own uncle too?!" His Majesty Li Er originally thought that when things got to this point, no matter how stubborn he was, he should restrain his behavior. Who knows... He hasn't forgotten this yet. One crop.

"Are you kidding me?" His Royal Highness the King of Chu has always maintained his original intention: "I made the dumplings just because of Uncle Wuji's jealousy!"

"My son... you are invincible." His Majesty Li Er was completely convinced.

"Am I invincible?" His Highness King Chu raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "That's because I was too gentle before! Anyway, from now on, as long as I am around, no one is allowed to bully my mother!"

"I can't do it either?" His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows.

"About this question... I'll ask my mother later?" His Royal Highness King Chu made a double entendre this time. One "off" meant he would be able to fight back, and the other "off" meant he would open up.

"..." His Majesty Li Er felt that the unlucky child in front of him was really... terrible...

After that, the father and son were silent for a long time in the tent. Finally, the embarrassing situation ended with His Majesty Li Er sighing helplessly: "You little bastard... Since you don't accept dad's favor, dad has nothing to say." Come on, don’t say that dad didn’t tell you before: Your uncle Wuji is not Yu Wenshiji and Wei Zheng. If you start a fight with him, it will be your mother who will be sad in the end. "

"Dad, don't worry, I know what I know!" His Highness King Chu knew that his father was relenting, so he immediately assured him: "I mainly use threats, supplemented by broken legs. In short, I will definitely let him Uncle Wuji realized that although my father was a very weak and confused person, as my mother's son, I was very capable... Ouch~~-Dad! Can we just talk and don't do anything? !”

"You kid, you'd better remember what you said!" For His Majesty Li Er, His Royal Highness the King of Chu scolding him as a foolish king was like a breeze blowing on his face, but if he scolded him for being weak...ahem...for such real harm, he The belt must be used in response with the same real damage.

"Dad, look at you... you are so anxious..." His Royal Highness King Chu rubbed his buttocks and breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart: This time... even if this foolish king still has some conscience... Uncle Wuji, we and I can be regarded as We can be honest with each other...