Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

"Oh... So that's it..." His Highness King Chu nodded first when he heard the words, and then made a disapproving "嘁" sound, and then said: "Let me tell you, Master Xiao is too kind-hearted. You are like this If a person doesn’t have a capable disciple like me to protect him, he will be bullied to death sooner or later.”

"Ha..." Yu Shinan sneered when he heard this: "His Royal Highness the King of Chu is so transparent!"

"Uh..." Li Kuan looked at the shiny black wooden ruler in Yu Shinan's hand and said in a humble tone: "My teacher Zhuyu is in front of me, and my disciples dare not..."

"Don't come here!" The furious Yu Shinan didn't even wait for Li Kuan to finish his words before interrupting him: "You brat... are you pretending to be cool? I ask you, how do you plan to end it now?!"

"What's the end result?" Li Kuan scratched his head when he heard this: "Master Yu, in this tent, I will accept everything you say, but out of this tent, his two legs, which Yu Wenshi reached, were broken while riding a horse. It doesn’t work!”

"You are so enlightened..." For the first time, Yu Shinan did not feel angry because of his disciple's insistence. Instead, he nodded happily: "You brat... Although I disdain to play rogue like you... but Remember, this is what we do!”

"Wow..." His Highness King Chu looked at Master Yu who had been stained by him, and couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Master Yu, Master Yu... I didn't expect you to look at those thick eyebrows and big eyes... like that The green lotus that rises out of the mud but remains unstained...who knows..."

"Hmph!" In fact, the biggest purpose of Yu Shinan's visit this time was not to get angry at his disciple at all. He originally planned to scare the brat and then let him bite Yu Wenshi to death. Even if he fell off a horse and broke his leg, he and he His retainers are irrelevant, but...well...

Although Yu Shinan is now gradually showing signs of being on par with his disciples in terms of morality, but... his bottom line as a human being is still far beyond that of some asshole.

"Master Yu..." Seeing that the teacher had calmed down, Li Kuan suddenly took out two wooden plaques from his arms and handed them to Yu Shinan. On them were the "Orders of the King of Chu" that he had carved out of boredom these past few days - —Each one is uniquely ugly.

"What is this? You kid carved... such ugly characters?!" If there is anything that can make Yu Shinan, a great calligrapher, break his guard instantly... the poor calligraphy skills of his close disciple King Chu Man must be one of them. pieces.

"Master Yu...can we please lower our voices?" Li Kuan was also convinced: "Hong San is still outside. If you shout like this again, he will think that I deceived my master and betrayed my ancestors, so what happened to you... …”

"..." Yu Shinan looked at the frighteningly ugly words "The King of Chu is here" on the two wooden signs. He felt that his scalp was going to split open: "To be honest... you bastard..." You might as well deceive your master and betray your ancestors - we are from the lineage of calligraphy saints..."

"Master Yu...you are a bit hurtful when you talk like this..." As the saying goes, intentional lies will not hurt people, and the innocent truth is the sharp edge. This time, after hearing his mentor's murmurs, His Highness King Chu , his old face suddenly turned red.

But then he thought of business and hurriedly said: "Master Yu, this is a gift from me to you and Master Xiao. Remember to take it with you in the future. With them, I guarantee that no one will dare to follow you again." Speak loudly—in addition to my father, my mother, my imperial grandfather, my Uncle Dou, Mr. Jiang, and Grandma Xiao..."

When it comes to matters, His Royal Highness the King of Chu can be regarded as a strict person.

"Okay, okay..." Yu Shinan looked at the wooden sign in front of him that was so ugly that he couldn't breathe, with a painful expression on his face. Then he closed his eyes, as if accepting his fate, and stuffed it into his arms: " Mr. Xiao’s piece of wood...I’ll give it to him later!”

"This is my king's order from the King of Chu. Master Yu, why do you look like you are stuffing dog shit?" Although His Highness the King of Chu's metaphor is strange, it is also appropriate.

"Do you want me to help you recall the taste of the ruler?" Yu Shinan picked up the ruler angrily and waved it in front of Li Kuan twice.

"Master Yu..." His Highness King Chu felt aggrieved at this moment. He stretched out his hand and showed the scar on his hand to the other party: "At least it is my heartfelt wish..."

"..." Looking at the injuries on his disciple's hands, Yu Shinan suddenly felt that he really deserved to die...

But immediately...he felt that his "damn" was unnecessary.

Because at this moment, His Royal Highness the King of Chu took out another "exquisite" small wooden carving from his arms.

In fact, when it comes to "exquisite", that's a relative term - a wooden sculpture with a barely human-like shape is as exquisite as the "Ling of the King of Chu" with a ghost painting on it.

"What are you doing?" Looking at His Royal Highness King Chu who suddenly showed a flattering smile to him, Yu Shinan's tone suddenly became very harsh.

"Master Yu... ahem... Could you please Master Yu to give this wooden carving to Sister Lian'er." His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who had always been carefree, was rarely reserved for once.

"Who are you carving?" Yu Shinan really didn't want to take over this wood carving.

"Sister Lian'er!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu replied in a matter-of-fact manner: "Master Yu, are you having trouble with your eyesight?"

"..." Yu Shinan was completely angry with his closed disciple today: "You brat... you care about this... forget it... this is not the point..."

"Then what's the point, Master Yu?" His Highness the King of Chu asked immediately when he saw Master Yu suddenly stopped talking.

"I am Lian'er's grandfather!" Yu Shinan glared angrily at the King of Chu who did not regard him as an outsider: "Have you ever seen a young man give such a gift and ask the other party's elder to deliver it on his behalf?!"

"What do you mean 'this kind of gift'?" His Royal Highness the King of Chu stopped immediately after hearing this: "I worked so hard to carve it! It's a bit ugly... but I carved it for five days and then scrapped it. A few pieces of material, this is enough to show my feelings! Master Yu, if you hurt me like this again... I will just give you the bellyband next time..."

"What a jerk!" Yu Shinan realized that this little brat really didn't know anything about him. He dared to say any nonsense. He immediately stopped caring about his teacher's demeanor. He held up a ruler and said to his disciple's newly healed buttocks: "Long!" Are you capable? You dare to say such nonsense in front of me?”

"No...Ouch~~~" His Highness the King of Chu, who had received a blow on his butt, did not care that his legs and feet were still weak at this time, and hurriedly limped around to avoid the pursuit of his mentor: "You are not at all today. You came to visit me specifically to find trouble, right?”

"Hey!" Yu Shinan stopped when he heard this, and his expression suddenly changed: "You brat, you have a big misunderstanding. To tell you the truth, you are in big trouble!"

"What?!" His Royal Highness King Chu frowned slightly when he heard this: "My eldest brother has robbed a civilian girl again?!"

"This is all..." Yu Shinan was almost stunned by the sudden words of this man. After he stopped what he was doing, he was silent for a long time, and then said to Li Kuan in a tone that seemed to be a smile but not a smile: " Li Xiaogong, the prince of Hejian County, was in danger while hunting a few days ago and was saved by Wei Zheng. Now he intends to marry Wei Zheng. Wei Zheng was actually ready to agree, but his daughter Wei Shuyi, who was also involved, told him in public that she I don’t like Li Xiaogong’s eldest son, but I am my childhood sweetheart and childhood sweetheart...

Boy, just wait! Duke Wei has been wandering around your camp several times now with a long sword in hand! "