Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince
Chapter 405 Brother...go with my brother
But Your Majesty Li Er can be sure that Queen Changsun's good intentions are purely unnecessary.
As for why...
His Majesty Li Er is happy to prove it to his wife with actions next.
"You brat, your eldest brother came to me with this treasured bow to advise me, saying that going to Luoyang would inevitably involve dispatching a large number of troops. Not only would it disturb the people along the way, but it might also delay the farming season and even destroy the crops... ha... I originally thought that the prince had grown up, but I didn't expect it... I am cooperating with your elder brother for you!" His Majesty Li Er looked at King Chu Dai with a look of emotion on his face. He knew that, The other party's work will start soon.
Sure enough, the next moment...
"Brother!" His Royal Highness King Chu called Big Brother so suddenly that it even frightened His Highness King Wei who had just finished eating the lamb chops and started tearing into the roasted lamb legs to tremble: "I didn't expect that at the critical moment, you have to think about me. Ah! Come on, come on -" His Highness the King of Chu said, stood up and came to Li Chengqian's side, snatching the roasted leg of lamb from Qingque's hand on the way, and then, regardless of the eldest brother's objection, he stuffed it directly into the other man's mouth: " Brother, don’t be polite to me, just eat, I see you haven’t eaten yet, I’m sorry for you!”
"No..." His Highness King Wei didn't understand why the second brother wanted to steal his leg of lamb? ——He had obviously divided one and put it in front of him: "Second brother...are you grateful to eldest brother for using your own leg of lamb? Why do you want to use mine?!"
"Alas -" Upon hearing this, His Highness King Chu turned around and patted his younger brother on the head: "Why are you so ignorant? Isn't our father still hungry?"
"Second brother, give it!" Princess Lanling obviously knew what her second brother wanted to do, and quickly handed the roasted leg of lamb that belonged to King Chu to her brother.
His Royal Highness the King of Chu took the leg of lamb and placed it in front of His Majesty Li Er: "Father! Please use it!"
"Guanyin Maid, have you seen it?" His Majesty Li Er first glanced at King Chu whose smile turned into a trumpet flower, and then looked at Empress Changsun who was holding her forehead: "Look at this kid, he looks like Do you know what to be grateful for?”
"What are you talking about?" At this time, His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was still stuffing the leftover leg of lamb that his younger brother had eaten into his eldest brother's mouth, did not forget to defend himself: "Dad, what are you doing with me?" Don’t you know the feeling? It’s true blood is thicker than water, it breaks the bones and connects the tendons! Think about what my elder brother said when I wanted to take someone to put the sack on Changsun Anye? ——'Brother... go with me!' Look, this kind of brotherhood still requires saying thank you to each other?" (Note 1)
This passage by His Royal Highness the King of Chu is full of flaws and contains too many elements.
Not to mention whether His Royal Highness the King of Chu's emotional speech evoked bad memories of the past for His Majesty Li Er, who had also been "brothers, friends and brothers".
Not to mention that the phrase "say thank you" was originally used in the context of the sacking process. After the identity was exposed, everyone had to take the initiative to plead guilty in order not to drag down the brothers.
Just talking about this guy's ability to always pull out his good brother and torture him repeatedly no matter where and when, as well as his unparalleled talent for citing scriptures - everyone must admit that His Royal Highness the King of Chu is worthy of His title!
This... Zhangyu!
"Uh... um..." His Royal Highness, who struggled to pull the mutton leg out of his mouth, first chewed the mutton helplessly and swallowed it, and then said to his barbarian brother: "I said brother Kuan... you Are you going to choke me to death? And I don’t think I said this..."
"Hehe..." His Royal Highness King Chu also realized at this moment that he was too considerate: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was just too happy for a moment. But don't renege. You did say this, maybe the original words were not I summarized it so elegantly..."
"You little bastard know how to generalize." Glancing at the big son who was talking nonsense, His Majesty Li II slowly ate the roasted lamb leg: "But don't be too happy. I have said... Can I bring my female relatives with me during this autumn hunt?"
Oh oh oh oh...
Regarding this, His Majesty Li Er has never said anything...
"Then give me back the leg of lamb!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu is a real person: he can't not see the little girl from the Yu family and lose a roast leg of lamb at the same time, right?
"Kuan'er!" Queen Changsun knew that His Majesty Li Er was teasing his stupid son, but...if the stupid son tried to be more serious, then His Majesty Li Er would probably also be more serious...
"Mother, you are showing partiality to this foolish king!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu was not happy either: "You must know that I am on your side!"
"Heh..." His Majesty Li Er let out a noncommittal laugh upon hearing this.
"Hey..." His Highness King Chu felt that it was time to use his killer move.
"Mother..." His Royal Highness King Chu quickly came to Queen Changsun, and then pretended to be mysterious and said: "I heard... that Queen of Silla sent my father a bellyband again..."
"Pfft..." Li Tai, who was drinking soup at the side, couldn't help but spray a mouthful of soup all over the body of His Royal Highness, who had just sat down and was about to eat.
"Qingque!" His Royal Highness felt that he was really unlucky today!
"Ah! Second brother!" Princess Changle was so embarrassed that she covered her ears because she heard such explosive gossip. But when she turned to look at Lan Ling who was confused, she couldn't help but yell at her good second brother. He lost his temper: "You're not afraid of leading Lan Ling as well!"
"That's right!" His Highness King Chu turned around and gave the pot to his father: "Dad, you are not afraid of leading me and Lan Ling astray!"
"Do you still need me to lead the way?" His Majesty Li Er did not dare to look at the pretty face of Empress Changsun with frost at this time. He stood up and planned to take out the belt.
"Your Majesty, are you angry from embarrassment?" Empress Changsun said calmly when she saw this.
"Guanyin Maid..." At this moment, His Majesty Li Er's desire to beat his son reached its peak.
"Mom, why don't my son lead someone to extinguish Silla when he comes back?" Although His Royal Highness the King of Chu was a bit abstract, but due to his filial piety, after lighting the fire, he took the initiative to put out the fire.
Of course, considering the matter, he did have the confidence to say this in an understatement.
"Then you capture the Queen of Silla to be your father's foot warmer?" Queen Changsun looked at the big bitter gourd she had grown, her eyes narrowed slightly, and she reached out and pinched her ear.
"Ouch~~" To be honest, Queen Changsun's move probably caused more damage to His Royal Highness the King of Chu than the barbarians in the entire northwest: "Mother, my son has always been on your side!"
"You brat, you are the only one who can cause trouble! Tell me, where did you get this news?" The reason why Empress Changsun did this was to dispel His Majesty Li Er's suspicion.
"Mother..." His Highness King Chu was extremely aggrieved when he heard this: "Have you forgotten? The day before yesterday, you asked me to deliver dinner to my father, but he went to Concubine Wei. I was idle and bored. No, I was planning for a rainy day. ——I planned to use the Imperial Seal to cover two imperial edicts in case of emergency, but in the space under the royal desk, I found the pink bellyband that the Queen of Silla used to embroider love letters..."
"Ah! Second brother!" As a good sister, Princess Changle tried her best to cover her sister Lanling's ears with both hands, but she felt that her ears were getting dirty: "Quickly stop I said it! I’m so ashamed!”
"Dad, you heard it, my sister is so embarrassed!" His Highness the King of Chu first gave the livid-faced father a boost of strength, and then apologized to his sister Changle: "Sister... I promise not to do it again next time. I said this in front of you...Today is really an accident..."
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