Actually... it was too early for Wang Xuance to be moved.
He still didn't understand King Chu well enough.
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In the lobby of Dou Mansion.
——"Uncle Dou, don't be angry with these two bad guys, it's not worth it! Please note that this king... I have been quite naughty recently..." His Highness King Chu really has a way of disregarding everyone in terms of persuading peace. The gift of life and death: "Speaking of which, my father, the foolish king, plans to hold an autumn hunt in two days, but he doesn't know yet that the treasure bows he hid in the Wude Hall were basically ruined by me... Well ...Uncle Dou, I will still need your help when the time comes..."
"..." Dou Shilun was really put off by His Highness King Chu's outrageous statement: "Your Highness, what you mean is... If I feel aggrieved or angry now, it's too early. After all, you are still here. Waiting behind you, right?”
"Uncle Dou, I didn't mean that..." His Highness King Chu knew that his meaning had been conveyed in place, so he quickly changed the subject: "I just want to bring Wang Xuance and Yu Wenqing to come here to sincerely apologize to you."
"Mr. Dou, Xuance really realized his mistake this time." His Highness the King of Chu had finished his words. Wang Xuance obviously did not need to be reminded anymore, so he wisely stood up and apologized to Dou Shilun again.
"Mr. Dou, the same goes for me." Compared with Wang Xuance, Yu Wenqing's apologetic attitude seemed very insincere.
"Are you looking for someone to cheat?!" His Highness King Chu was no longer used to his beloved "Tiger Maniac". He glared at Yu Wenqing and said, "You kid, don't know what is good and what is bad. Uncle Dou is easy to talk to. It doesn’t mean that this king is easy to talk to!”
"..." As for whether His Royal Highness the King of Chu can speak well, as long as he is a retainer, it can be said that everyone has "the right to speak that has been summed up through blood and tears."
Therefore, King Chu's "tiger idiot" saw this and obediently reorganized his speech: "Mr. Dou, don't worry, I really know that I was wrong this time. I promise that next time, I will mention Wang Xuance The head comes to see you!"
"..." Because the improvisational performance of King Chu's "Tiger Madness" is too full of black humor, as "Li Si", King of Chu, is also the "pledge" of the oath made by the other party - Wang Xuance, this is real I can't stand it any longer, you damn... Yu Wenqing, you piece of shit... If you do something stupid for His Highness the King of Chu next time, am I the one who will be responsible for the sacrifice?
"Hey..." Dou Shilun was also amused by Yu Wenqing's great wisdom and stupidity: "No wonder Mr. Jiang often told me that your boy is like Zhang Fei, rough and fine. It seems that you are not stupid either?"
"Ahem..." How could Yu Wenqing not hear that this was Dou Shilun's warning about "Dou Jiang's joint doubles"? So he wisely chose to pretend to be stupid: "Where is it... These are all promoted by Mr. Jiang..."
"Okay!" Dou Shilun didn't want to continue talking nonsense with these two people who were engraved in their bones as "die loyal to the King of Chu": "You two, remember, the boundary I have drawn for you is that you are not allowed to incite His Highness to act rebelliously. Of course, it’s even more unacceptable to carry His Highness behind your back! Besides, I don’t care what you think of me. On the contrary, I am actually quite pleased with your loyalty, but remember, young people must do things in a measured way!”
When Dou Shilun said these words in front of His Highness the King of Chu, it could be said that he was "repaying his loyalty to the King of Chu".
"Uncle Dou..." His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was sitting next to Dou Shilun, suddenly couldn't help but stepped forward to give his great minister a sincere hug: "I am so touched..."
"Your Highness... please save it..." Dou Shilun stretched out his hand and touched the forehead of His Royal Highness who was trying to get closer to the King of Chu: "Later, you can find a way to bring the damaged bow to me, and I will have it repaired."
"It's okay, I just said that casually. My father, that foolish king, has long been drained of his body by wine and sex. Now he will definitely not be able to draw those treasured bows." When His Highness King Chu said this, he obviously forgot about Li Li. How brave Your Majesty was at the foot of Jinshan Mountain.
"Your Highness...be careful with your words..." Wang Xuance's eyes were opened this time: it turns out that His Highness's nickname for His Majesty is so strange...
"What are you afraid of?" Although Uncle Dou refused to approach, the old man showed no trace of embarrassment on his face and sat back down calmly: "He has no evidence to prove that it was me."
"Your Majesty beat you...do you need evidence?" Dou Shilun felt that His Royal Highness King Chu was really inflated.
"Hey..." His Royal Highness King Chu raised his chin proudly upon hearing this: "My imperial grandfather doesn't need evidence to beat that foolish king!"
Hey!
His Royal Highness, King Chu, said this really toughly...
But the stubborn His Highness the King of Chu was eventually sent out of the Dou Mansion by Dou Shilun with a shameful face. Even the two unlucky guys Yu Wenqing and Wang Xuance suffered a lot because of His Highness the King of Chu's insane speech.
"Your Highness...how can you talk to Mr. Dou like that?" - The three masters and servants were riding on the way to the Hejian Palace. Wang Xuance felt the pain in his buttocks and couldn't help but complained: "Even if If you want to repay Mr. Dou, you should say it more tactfully, "Uncle Dou, do you have a beautiful daughter?" Your Highness... you are a bit outrageous!"
"What are you talking about? Don't I want to make Uncle Dou happy? Who knows that he only has two sons, one has just joined the army and the other is studying abroad! Alas... It seems that this king made an oversight. I never thought of this before. , But no matter what, next time I go to the north to fight Goguryeo, I have to take these two brothers with me and help them earn some military merit. "
"Your Highness is wise!" Yu Wenqing seemed to have found a new breakthrough at this time: "I just have a plan... How about you hand over these two Young Masters Dou to me then..."
"Don't be scheming!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu now really admires Yu Wenqing's intrepidity: "And if these words get back to Uncle Dou's ears, Yu Wenqing, you are just waiting to be exploited!"
"Your Highness..." Of course Wang Xuance would not let his guard down at such a critical moment: "Don't worry, I will definitely not spread the word..."
"Hey..." How could Yu Wenqing not understand that this bitch Wang Xuance was trying to pick on him with words: "Xuance, I just said it casually before, you don't need to take it seriously, you don't need to take it seriously... Haha..."
Don't take anything seriously? Did you use your head as a guarantee before, or do you plan to transform Duke Dou's two sons into loyal retainers of His Highness King Chu in the future?
"Well, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously..." Wang Xuance, who also noticed that the other party was not simple, smiled shyly.
"You two masters are fighting each other, just click it!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu now has no time to mediate the conflicts between the retainers. He is still thinking about how to save his good brother Li Huairen.
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