"Ah?" His Royal Highness King Chu originally thought that he could fool his father, but who knew that this man seemed to be still looking forward to relying on the newly compiled content.
And this... is not a problem for the clever King of Chu at all!
"Dad, only by killing Gao Yulong can we clearly tell the world: In this game of chess in the world, when we, the Tang Dynasty, are willing to sit down and play chess with other countries, it is best for all countries to respectfully place their pieces on the chessboard. As for who Want to overturn the table? That is the qualification that only we in the Tang Dynasty have! Everyone else! You have to step aside!" His Highness King Chu felt that his performance today was not bad.
"Did you find Yu Shinan afterwards?" His Majesty Li Er looked at his arrogant son in front of him with a look of suspicion on his face: "Did he teach you to say these words?"
"If Master Yu has a mind like this king... would he still rush to teach me?!" His Highness the King of Chu made such a twist to save the country and secretly defended Yu Shinan's "heartfelt words"... It is true that he is talking rough words but not unreasonable. .
At least His Majesty Li Er didn't know how to retort at all: "...Okay, it's rare for you to have an enlightenment, so this matter is over. I...won't beat you up either!"
"Dad, don't make it seem like I've really made a mistake." As the saying goes, a long illness makes a good doctor. This long period of beatings also developed His Highness the King of Chu's extremely agile movements and excellent eloquence, but he This character that deserves to be beaten... belongs to the category of "returning still the same person".
"Hmph, you are good at complaining?" His Majesty Li Er saw that his little brat started to squeal, and couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Your imperial grandfather almost took out his belt and whipped me!"
"Ah?! Grandfather, he only thunders but doesn't rain?!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu was immediately disappointed when he heard this: "I thought he was so domineering and arrogant..."
"Are you quite sorry?!" His Majesty Li Er laughed angrily.
"Alas..." His Highness the King of Chu sighed after hearing this, and then decided to give his father a boost of strength, so he looked at the Hunjun's father with a sincere look, and activated the divine last-ditch in a calm tone: "That's right. The so-called beating is kissing, scolding is love, dad, grandpa, he... doesn't love you!"
"..." His Majesty Li Er didn't know what to say for a moment!
咋的,合着朕隔三差五的就要揍你,那是在表达对你的爱了? !
"You kid..." His Majesty Li Er felt that he was a little embarrassed: "Don't talk nonsense!"
"Okay," His Highness King Chu knew that his father had quietly broken through the defense at this moment. He also decided to give up when he was ready, so he said sternly: "Dad, if nothing happens, I will go to the queen mother's place..."
"Are you so confident?" His Majesty Li Er sometimes felt that he couldn't see through the brat in front of him: "Aren't you afraid that I will be really angry?"
"Dad, when have you ever been really angry with me?" Faced with His Majesty Li Er's soul torture, His Royal Highness the King of Chu gave a knowing blow with his backhand: "Although Dad, you like to beat me for nothing, but if you don't like it, Why would I bother to try to teach me a lesson?"
"..." His Majesty Li Er is really not used to being spoken to like this by His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who used to always talk about him: "You stupid person... don't judge him right or left!"
"Definitely..." His Highness the King of Chu curled his lips. Seeing that a certain faint king who had always been wise and powerful was already talking nonsense, he felt that it was not good to press him any longer, so His Highness the King of Chu decided Let’s continue the conversation on the previous topic, and by the way, teach him a lesson on behalf of the emperor’s grandmother: “Dad, don’t worry about the Goguryeo envoys. My son promises you that he will definitely put it down in your lifetime. Give it to you. By the way, Dad, you should be able to hold on until I reach my crown, right?"
"..." His Majesty Li Er looked at the big man who had a big job at the exit. It was difficult for him to tell whether the other party's words were out of filial piety: "Then... I will try to live as many years as possible?"
"If you have nothing to do, exercise more, eat less bullshit pills, and work less in the harem day and night. Dad, as long as you do these three things, I guarantee that you will live until the day my grandson gets married!" His Highness King Chu was at this moment. His true words still sounded so explosive.
"You are really filial?!" His Majesty Li Er didn't know what to say anymore.
Otherwise, let’s do it directly? !
"Anyway, my son's loyal words are offensive. It's up to you whether you listen to them or not." Li Kuan saw that Mr. Hunjun was starting to be dishonest again. He immediately took a few steps back and then said, "Actually, the reason why my son killed Gao Yulong was because of the imperial grandmother. My teachings. The Imperial Grandmother said: When one party is at a disadvantage, it is not qualified to initiate negotiations, let alone initiate negotiations, because in this way, the final chance of victory will be lost."
"Why would your royal grandmother tell you this?" His Majesty Li Er was immediately diverted. He paused and then said: "But it does sound like the old man's style of speaking and doing..."
"It's about the Imperial Grandmother, how can I still make such nonsense?!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu replied angrily, and then explained with some embarrassment: "I used to sneak away to play in a village on the outskirts of Taiyuan. A big rooster was staring at me, and I was chased for a long time. Finally, I was forced to do nothing, so I took out the dried fruit I brought with me and threw it to it. As a result, the big rooster finished eating the dried fruit, but did not eat it at all. He had no intention of reconciling with me and continued to chase me... Fortunately, I was smart and escaped in the end..."
"Haha..." His Majesty Li Er didn't even need to think like before, he knew that His Royal Highness King Chu had indeed been doing this since he was a child: "So...afterwards, after your royal grandmother heard you tell what happened, she told you These words?!”
"Alas..." Unexpectedly, His Royal Highness King Chu shook his head and sighed after hearing this: "I suddenly missed the imperial grandmother so much... I wanted to beat her so much that she didn't even touch a finger of mine... And I would eat it the next day. I got a big chicken drumstick, and now that I think about it... the imperial grandmother had already avenged me at that time, but I didn't think about it that way..."
"..." His Majesty Li Er looked at his son who suddenly felt sad. He was confused for a moment and didn't know how to comfort his son: "Kuan'er, you..."
"I'm fine," Li Kuan waved his hand after hearing this: "As long as I remember the past with my grandmother, my grandmother will always live in my heart and will never really leave..."
His Majesty Li Er was stunned for a long time after hearing this. He looked at his son who took a deep breath and blinked away the tears from the corners of his eyes. For some reason, at this moment, he was both envious and distressed.
If my mother is alive in heaven, she would be relieved to know what Kuan'er said today...
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