Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

"Ahem... um..." His Majesty the King of Chu... His Highness the King of Chu suddenly jumped up from his seat like a frightened pheasant: "Father... I was just teasing you..." (Note 1)

"Ha..." His Majesty Li Er looked at a certain Zhuzi who was about to turn this sentence into a mantra. He found that since this little brat broke out of Chang'an, he has really forgotten himself every day and exposed his true colors everywhere.

"Come, come, father, please take a seat!" In order to save his own butt, His Highness King Chu felt that he had learned the etiquette at this time.

So he yelled, "Father, please take your seat," and trotted to Li Er's side, ready to give his father a hand.

"Bad boy, I have my own legs!" His Majesty Li Er glared at his son, but in the end he did not shake off the hands holding him up, but His Majesty Li Er still said fiercely: "Your boy's crime, I have too much to write about here, so when I return to Chang'an, I will settle the matter with you!"

"Dad, you are outrageous. This time, my son is the leader of the expedition. No matter how you say it, my son has made a lot of credit. At worst, I can't make up for it?" Li Kuan curled his lips and said with some disapproval.

"Your good brothers have already brought your achievements to me to avenge themselves." His Majesty Li Er was no longer too lazy to pick out the transgression in this brat's words. He looked at the man in front of him with complicated eyes. The top lieutenant said in a faint tone: "Qingque recently beat Li Gang's grandson with his own hands for you. As for Li You and Li Min, they wanted to avenge you. When Wei Zheng entered the palace for the banquet, one after another, They accidentally poured laxatives into his bowl..."

"..." Li Kuan didn't expect that his brothers would live such a wonderful life when he was away from Chang'an.

Okay, okay, they are all my good brothers...

"I'm talking about father." Suddenly, Li Kuan seemed to have seized the opportunity. He looked at his father with a somewhat hurt expression and said, "My son is fighting desperately with the enemy outside, and you are in the wine pond and meat forest of Chang'an... This... this is appropriate." ?!"

"Okay, okay..." His Majesty Li Er found that even if he wanted to give face to this little brat today, the other party had no intention of holding him back: "Yuan Zhengri, I am holding a banquet, thinking that the monarch and his subjects will have fun together, and you will be able to do it The wine pool is full of meat, right? Are you comparing me to King Zhou?!"

"Dad! What are you talking about?!" King Chu Dai knew how to push to the limit. When His Majesty Li Er's expression calmed down a little, he suddenly sent a finishing blow: "That Wei Zheng, It’s not Grand Master Wen either…”

"Am I still King Zhou?!" His Majesty Li Er glared, and a certain man was so frightened that he let go of his hand.

"Dad... don't be like this, I'm afraid..." When Li Kuan caught a glimpse of Hong San and Yun Shang who finally walked in from the corner of his eye, His Highness King Chu felt that the familiar sense of oppression was all back.

"Let me ask you, where is the Imperial Seal?" His Majesty Li Er, who sat back on the throne, once he spoke, everyone was silent on the topic.

"What is the inheritance of the country?" It is a matter of orthodoxy, and "Li Xiaoer" starts to act stupid.

"The Imperial Seal!" His Majesty Li Er said with a dark face. He really wanted to see how long this kid would keep pretending to be stupid.

"What jade seal?" I have to say that His Highness King Chu is really a master at pretending to be confused.

"Hong San!" His Majesty Li Er frowned.

"Go away!" His Royal Highness King Chu stepped aside.

Hong San: "..."

Jiang Qu: "..."

These two really don't want to get involved in this farce.

"You brat, you'd better think clearly. That is the imperial seal, the orthodox seal left by the First Emperor!" His Majesty Li Er looked at his son who continued to act recklessly and issued a final serious warning.

"Dad, that thing will be in your hands sooner or later." Li Kuan blinked, giving an explanation in advance.

"Ha...do you want to prepare some hole-seal documents in advance?" His Majesty Li Er was not anxious after hearing this. As long as the boy didn't lose anything, he was really afraid. After all, the national jade seal was passed down. These were not the weapons he had placed in the Hall of Martial Arts before.

You really can’t throw this away.

"Hey..." Li Kuan felt that his father, a dandy who was once famous in Taiyuan, was too shabby: "If my son wants to 'call the king of Chu', he has to borrow the imperial seal? Dad, you underestimate me!"

"Okay, you are ambitious!" His Majesty Li Er nodded. In order to show his son that he definitely did not underestimate the other party, he immediately said: "Remember that we have a word first. When we are going to open the Xuanwu Gate in the future, we must tell dad, otherwise dad will Fear!"

Li Kuan could hear the teasing in his father's words, but everyone else in the handsome tent was so frightened that they didn't even dare to breathe.

"Father, you have gone too far." King Chu Dai pretended to be dissatisfied when he heard this: "How can there be any reason to conduct a surprise attack in an aboveboard way? Is it still a surprise attack if it is an aboveboard attack?"

"Heh... then you can explain to me how you used more than 2,000 cavalry to surprise 10,000 Turkic elites?!" In this matter, His Majesty Li Er was particularly angry: "You little kid You bastard, you dare to risk your life just to show your ability? Four people dare to get into battle. Why, do you think that according to tradition, the 'King of Chu' on the battlefield should fight like this, right?!"

"..." It's broken, it's broken, it's broken... It was only at this moment that Li Kuan finally realized that a traitor had quietly appeared in his team!

"Father, my son can actually explain..." King Chu Qiqi Ai said, already at a loss for words.

"Hey...explain?" His Majesty Li Er has always been aware of his family's habit of being rebellious - whenever he calls "Father", 90% of the time it is either because of guilt or because of a guilty conscience.

"Father, the truth of the matter is this -" His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was born with a quick wit, suddenly had an idea in his mind: "Didn't my son think that you had been humiliated by Jieli Khan's Weishui River, so My son has always wanted to regain your position for you. After conquering the Sabolo tribe, my son thought hard and thought that when Jieli surrenders to you, he only needs to offer 1,100 white horses, so that you can win the battle one day in the next three years. Playing with it by chopping it up, this is how I can resolve this 'three-year contract' for you!"

Although the faces of the generals and retainers who had heard the words of the King of Chu before were complicated at this moment, they were still not as complex as those of Yuchi Jingde and Cheng Yaojin who had experienced "King of Chu's style of avenging shame" for the first time. The generals reacted greatly.

Especially Dugu Yanyun, who had previously offered "little slander" to His Majesty Li Er, the corner of the general's mouth was twitching crazily at this time.

Sure enough, King Chu knew how to work with a white horse.

"..." His Majesty Li Er was also shocked by his son's strange thinking and was speechless for a long time. After a long time, he slowly said: "So, I... still have to be moved by this matter?"

"Alas!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who felt that the crisis was over, waved his hands coolly upon hearing this: "Dad, Brother Du... they are all what a son should do!"

"Okay, very good..." His Majesty Li Er didn't know what to say anymore. He found that the brat could always use seemingly illogical reasons to make you accept his words without realizing it.

And this kind of behavior, in layman's terms, is called cheating...

(Additional update for Three Thousand Powers of Love.)