Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince
Chapter 177 How to write a battle report
The blood-stained miscanthus fell to the ground in pieces, and the smell of blood spread far away. As night fell, the crescent moon was like a hook, and the long and long howling of wolves could be heard intermittently in the distance.
When the war ended, everyone felt a sense of pride still surging in their chests, making people want to look up to the sky and roar.
After the battle, the battlefield was full of Turkic horses wandering aimlessly. The injured soldiers were simply bandaged by military doctors, and the seriously injured were carried back to Shuofang City for treatment. The soldiers with minor injuries were cleaning the battlefield carefully while loudly telling non-vegetarian jokes, and laughter rang out from time to time.
The most discussed ones were naturally the black-armored army that suddenly appeared like a heavenly soldier descending from the earth, and the young man who made them want to die for it - His Royal Highness the King of Chu of the Tang Dynasty.
At this moment, His Royal Highness the King of Chu finally met his uncle Chai Shao.
"Uncle!" Li Kuan said "uncle", which almost made Chai Shao shed tears.
Of course, apart from a small part of the reason for the tears being moved, the rest were mostly due to grievances.
"You little bastard!" On the hillside, Chai Shao looked at the young man in front of him who had grown to his shoulders. He couldn't help but pull the boy's head: "If you have any good intentions, how will you tell your uncle to follow your aunt in the future?" Explain? As well as your father and imperial grandfather, you are planning to let your uncle never return to Chang'an, right?!"
"Hehe...Uncle..." King Chu has been smart since he was a child: "What are you talking about? Cousin Zhewei and Lingwu and I are not real brothers. We are better than real brothers. You and I Of course, whether they are father and son is better than..."
"Stop, stop, stop..." Chai Shao really couldn't hold back this cheap nephew who was always busy and busy: "You brat, you've known how to make your aunt happy since you were a child, but you think I'm going to do this too?" Set?"
"Hmph!" Li Kuan deliberately made a serious face when he heard this, and sneered: "What? The clothes are not as good as new, and the people are not as good as old? Are you looking for some orchid in the northwest to raise a child? I didn't know who it was back then, so I I called uncle and happily took me to pee and play in the mud..."
"..." Chai Shao wanted to shut up now, because it was obvious that the expressions on the faces of Dou Shilun and Xue Wanche, who were walking towards them at this time, were very subtle - the corners of their mouths that were constantly twitching represented the natural bigness of a certain barbarian king. His voice still revealed his dark history.
"Hahaha... His Highness the King of Chu," Xue Wanche was a rough man, so he was not so meandering. As soon as he came up, he started to vouch for Chai Shao: "Don't misunderstand our general, he is not a drunkard. , a peerless man who has been alone in the army for many years..."
"Xue Wanche, go to hell with me!" Although Chai Shao is a Confucian general, sometimes there are too many gangsters, and he can't help but blend in unknowingly: "Is this how widowhood is used? You bitch, you usually look at me You’re so loyal, I didn’t expect to curse someone so dirty!”
"Hahahaha..." Xue Wanche laughed again when he heard this, and then he saluted Li Kuan respectfully and said, "Your Highness, King Chu, we have gained a lot in this battle. I wonder what you are going to do next."
"Write a battle report to my father, that foolish king, and say that my uncle and I worked together on a clever plan to kill a hundred thousand people!" I have to say that His Highness the King of Chu knows what a clever plan is - to fool his father, that's called a Unexpected and resourceful.
"..." Chai Shao looked at such a bastard in front of him. He really didn't understand why his mother-in-law, who could be called a wonderful woman from a wealthy family, doted on this brat so much: "I said, Kuan'er... you did this. , do you want my uncle to accompany you and embarrass yourself? We killed more than 10,000 people this time, which is already a shocking achievement, why do we need to lie about our military exploits like this?"
"Who said I lied?" When Li Kuan heard this, he pretended to be unhappy: "I told you, uncle, I'll kill ten thousand first, and I'll owe the remaining ninety thousand first. At worst, I'll just add some interest later."
"Pfft..." Xue Wanche on the side couldn't hold it any longer: "Your Majesty... Your Highness... you... hahaha..."
"What are you hahaha about? You know how to hahaha? Are you Hakimi?" Li Kuan looked at Xue Wanche who was so happy when he saw him. He felt very unhappy. Why, I haven't laughed at you for the defeat of Xuanwu Sect. Well, you started laughing at me!
"Your Highness..." Dou Shilun, as the leader of Li Kuan's retainers, felt that he had to meet the Ming Lord for the first time today. But who would have thought that this "Ming Lord" just wanted to strengthen his retainers. : "Let's just seek truth from facts. There is no need to brag in front of His Majesty."
"Don't brag. It's hard for my uncle to return to Chang'an!" After Li Kuan finished speaking, the three people present were obviously stunned.
"Kuan'er..." It took Chai Shao a long time to come to his senses, and he called Li Kuan with a choked voice, then his eyes were red and he stopped talking.
"Uncle..." Li Kuan sighed. He knew that when his aunt died in the battle, everyone felt sad. But while his grandfather and father were sad, they also angered his uncle. For this reason, he has been working for the uncle all these years. Li Kuan saw Tang Zhengzhan, but felt it was unfair: "That's not your fault. My father and uncles were fighting among themselves, which is why my aunt was harmed..."
"Kuan'er, be careful what you say!" Although Chai Shao was sad and moved at the moment, listening to his nephew's careless talk about royal secrets, he was so anxious that he wanted to step forward and cover his mouth: "You stinky boy, you are not afraid of death." , If you are not afraid that my uncle will be implicated, then you should at least consider Mr. Dou and General Xue!"
"Did I just say something?!" Li Kuan heard this, put his hands on his hips, raised his chin and looked around. His questioning attitude was quite like "hiding one's ears and stealing the bell": "I didn't say anything, right?"
"Ah, yes, yes..." Xue Wanche was so frightened that he was sweating from behind. He nodded hurriedly in response, and then hurriedly said: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, you chat first, I will go and guard the surroundings for you. Xiao Xiaoha..."
"Look, you scared everyone away!" Chai Shao looked at Xue Wanche's leaving figure, first glared at Li Kuan, and then said to Dou Shilun in a humble manner: "Mr. Dou, this kid is ignorant, you Don’t be offended.”
"..." What else can Dou Shilun say at this time? Can he say that I am no longer surprised by this?
"Uncle, how do you plan to write the battle report?" Li Kuan felt that he had to find a way to share some of the battle merits with his uncle, otherwise he would feel sorry for his aunt who had always loved him so much.
"Just write it as it is!" Chai Shao looked at Li Kuan helplessly and said: "Kuan'er, no matter how big or small the affairs in the army are, we must seek truth from facts, otherwise there will be big trouble in the future!"
"Alas..." Li Kuan looked up to the sky and sighed after hearing this: "Uncle, why don't you believe me? I told you that the remaining 80,000 heads are on my credit - I said the formation will kill 100,000. He can kill hundreds of thousands of people!
Why, is it possible that the foolish king still doesn’t allow me to pay on credit? "
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