Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

"Let that Zhuzi send the things back to me! Otherwise, I will let Hong San..."

When Changsun Wuji forcibly dragged Li Kuan away, the Zhuzi was still a little reluctant. But when the two of them walked outside the Tai Chi Hall and heard the angry warning voice from His Majesty Li Er behind them, as the palace chief, "The most knowledgeable hero" - our King of Chu immediately began to "throw down his armor".

As he walked out, he threw away the pumpkin hammer and whistle stick in his hands. Then he began to untie the lasso around his waist, and then took off the long bow, quiver, and headband on his back. After taking off all the helmets, they were thrown to the ground together, letting Yun Shang lead others to pick them up behind him: "Uncle, you simply missed my big event!"

"Ha..." Changsun Wuji was too lazy to say anything at this time. He glared at his "lightly dressed and simple" nephew: "Don't disarm yourself if you have the guts?"

"Don't I still want to go out with the army?!" Li Kuan heard this and said aggrieved: "My father, that foolish king, just doesn't believe in my strength!"

"I'm talking about my nephew... Is there a possibility..." Changsun Wuji looked at Li Kuan, who was so boastful: "His Majesty knows your strength, so that's why..."

"Uncle, it's boring for you to talk like this." Li Kuan crossed his arms and said angrily: "Humph, I was born in the wrong era. If I had been born twenty years earlier, there would be..."

"——What's the matter with Yang Guang, right? With the title of 'eternal emperor', it's time for him to abdicate and give it to you." Changsun Wuji said without thinking.

"Uncle, we have no grudges, right?!" Li Kuan tilted his head and looked at Changsun Wuji: "Why do I feel that you have been targeting me today?"

"..." Changsun Wuji, who had a guilty conscience, so he behaved a little abnormally, suddenly returned to his original state: "Then what... uncle is just afraid of you..."

"What are you afraid of me for?" Li Kuan gave his uncle a look: "I don't care, I want to marry Changsun Anye, uncle, why don't you take me out of the palace? Don't worry, I won't betray you! "

"..." Changsun Wuji looked at Shuzi in front of him and said after a while: "Do you think your uncle is easy to deceive?"

"Uncle, are you kidding... Ha... Ha..." His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was about to throw the blame on his uncle afterwards, laughed dryly and stopped messing around.

"Okay," Changsun Wuji took Li Kuan out of the Tai Chi Palace. He stopped and turned to look at his nephew: "The affairs in the court have been quite heavy and annoying recently. Your Majesty has spent a lot of time on this. He's young, so his temper won't be very good. If you don't have anything to do, don't run around. If you make His Majesty angry, you won't be able to please him!"

"Uncle, are you teaching me how to do things? Also, why do you rhyme like this? Are you making up a rhyme?" Li Kuan tilted his head when he heard this, and looked at his uncle who suddenly became very kind: "Tell me, have you done something I'm sorry for? Something?!"

"Little bastard!" Changsun Wuji, who was so angry, immediately rolled up his sleeves: "Come on, come on, don't run away, uncle is planning to do something sorry for you now."

"Haha, would I be a fool if I didn't run away?" Li Kuan, who had run away a long time ago, stood still after hearing this, put his hands on his hips and continued to challenge his uncle: "Uncle, give me a face, don't go back this time It’s time to punish Cousin Chong. He used to be such a calm person, but the reason why he was messing around with me this time was to express his grievances for what happened to you. Don’t let down his filial piety!"

"Hmph, you are just following Yu Shinan and Xiao Yu, right?" Changsun Wuji said to Li Kuan in a funny and angry tone: "Why didn't you think that your cousin would be where he is today when you first took action?"

"Uncle!" Li Kuan suddenly said to Changsun Wuji with a sad expression: "Thankfully, I heard my grandmother talk about it - you and my father were famous dandies in Taiyuan City back then. Now it seems that they are more or less. It's a bit unworthy of the name - who gets into trouble and still thinks about the beating afterwards?

'There is wine today and you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow. '——This is how our young people are truly romantic! "(Note 1)

"Okay, His Royal Highness the King of Chu is so charming..." Changsun Wuji looked at his nephew helplessly. He didn't expect that the Shuzi actually had a few taels of ink in his belly now, but he used this little knowledge. Making excuses for his own naughty behavior is really... Changsun Wuji thought for a while and gave a very pertinent evaluation: "You are becoming more and more out of tune, you are such a bastard."

"No, uncle," Li Kuan was immediately unconvinced: "You were the one who rushed to praise me. I haven't even said 'I don't dare to do it' yet, so you've learned it again, right?"

"You kid, you still know that you don't dare to be a person?" Changsun Wuji doubted whether the other party would seriously "dare not be a person" in this life: "Previously at the great court meeting, you insisted on going out with the army. , What are you going to do? Alas..." Changsun Wuji suddenly stopped, first sighed, and then persuaded him earnestly: "Kuan'er, the sword has no eyes on the battlefield, and the Turks will not do it because of that. Since you are the King of Chu of the Tang Dynasty, I will keep my hands off you. If something happens to you, what will your uncle do?"

"You also said that swords have no eyes on the battlefield - this is a matter of life and death, so what else can be done? What if my nephew has something good by then..." After Li Kuan said this, he paused. Fang added: "Then I'll give you a hard time and give me a funeral flag?" (According to custom: if the deceased is young and not yet married, the flag should be placed on the coffin. This is called a top flag.)

Our King of Chu's words that brought up old things at this moment can be said to be a sudden sensation that quickly killed his uncle.

"...Okay, you kid is quite optimistic about fate, huh?" Changsun Wuji, who was offended by his nephew, saw that the other party was so generous. He tried to recall the character of the previous generation of Changsun's family. Well... no matter what, this character is such a good character. The root of their naughty nature is not their Changsun family.

"Okay, uncle, if you don't have anything else to do, you can go back first. However, uncle, you have to tell me the truth: has Changsun Anye really left Chang'an? So soon?" Li Kuan has not forgotten what happened before. The answer given to him by his father in Tai Chi Hall.

"He has been sent to Lingnan this morning." Changsun Wuji mentioned this with some discomfort: "This person is destined to have a miserable end, so you don't need to pay too much attention."

"It's an advantage for him." Li Kuan clapped his hands and planned to send people to Lingnan to get rid of this guy in two years when the news subsides.

Of course, when that day comes, he will find that the grass on Changsun Anye's grave is two feet high...