Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

As the saying goes, "It's also a knife to extend your head, and it's also a knife to shrink your head."

Our little king of the Tang Dynasty... finally decided that when he comes out to hang out, he still has to be a "ceremony" to convince others.

So as soon as this guy entered the Tai Chi Hall, there was a "pop" sound and he knelt down in front of the furious Majesty Li Er!

"You brat, do you know how to reply-" His Majesty Li Er looked at his son who was giving such a courtesy as soon as he came in. He couldn't help but calm down. At this moment, His Majesty Li Er even felt a little dreamy: the little brat used to steal no matter what the occasion. Those of you who do naughty things without kneeling have learned how to be polite today! ?

"Do you realize your mistake?" His Majesty Li Er came back to his senses, his face was gloomy and his voice was cold.

"Reply to my father, I know my mistake! So come on, father, do it! Please don't pity me just because I am a delicate flower!" After Li Kuan knelt on the ground and asked for the "imperial belt", he originally His Majesty Li Er, who wanted to take action, was stunned.

Something is wrong. Ever since you entered the palace, everything has been weird!

"You... you should get up first..." His Majesty Li Er, who originally planned to go directly to the procedure - "Take off the golden belt and chop the body with a knife", may be because it is rare to see Li Kuan be so honest, so for some reason, he is inexplicably worried. He softened and gave up the idea of ​​using force.

"Dad, then we won't regret it!" His Highness the King of Chu, who is the best at climbing along the pole, immediately patted his clothes and stood up without saying a word, which made His Highness the King of Shu who was hiding outside the palace door and peeking couldn't help but cover his eyes. Close your eyes.

My good second brother... As expected of you...

As long as you have a little respect in front of your father, you won't receive so many beatings...

"You're such a bastard!" His Majesty Li Er, who knew he had been deceived, was already laughed out loud when he saw this, but he thought it was better to get down to business first: "Tell me, why did you go to Yu Shinan's house to molest his granddaughter? ?”

"No, Dad!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who felt aggrieved, immediately shouted after hearing this: "I wanted to break in to see Master Yu! I even brought him a gift! Jiang Qu can testify for me!"

"Ha..." After his son finished explaining, His Majesty Li Er suddenly sneered: "Okay, I will ask Jiang Qu about this later. Now let's talk about another thing: the gift you came to give was from your grandfather. You stole it, right? You brat! Why do you ask me to wipe your ass for everything?"

"Dad, you know that I left you and my mother when I was a child and grew up next to my grandmother..."

"Ahem!" - Li Kuan's aggrieved look made His Majesty Li Er a little unable to resist, so he pretended to cough twice, then turned back to the imperial desk, picked up the teacup on it and took a sip, remaining silent for a long time. , then said softly: "Dad knows..."

"No, Dad, you don't know!" His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was about to land safely, had to make arrangements: "So Dad, my son is doing this now to give you a chance to make up for your original regrets! "

"Pfft!" Sure enough, after hearing his son's outrageous remarks, His Majesty Li Er spit out a sip of tea on the spot.

"Co-authored...I have to thank you...for giving me this opportunity?!" Even His Majesty Li Er, who was considered "Taiyuan's No. 1 tyrant" when he was young, was also shocked by his son's fallacy, so this Question, he asked through gritted teeth.

"Hi! Dad, who of us is following who..." Li Kuan saw that his father seemed to have been dragged in by him, and he immediately patted his chest and said generously: "Don't worry, my son knows it well, and he will never do it no matter what in the future. The kind of stupid thing that makes our father and son turn against each other..."

"Second brother!" You are starting to do stupid things now... - Li Ke, who was standing outside the palace gate, really couldn't listen anymore. At this moment, he suddenly felt the same for Li Tai: "This second brother will have to die sooner or later without me." cold!

My good second brother, you really dare to say anything, and you even "turned father and son against each other". Aren't you just trying to criticize our father? !

Sure enough, after hearing what a certain Shuzi said, His Majesty Li Er, who seemed to be unmoving on the surface, had already quietly placed his hands on his waist.

"Father! Calm down!" Li Ke quickly ran to Li Er with quick eyes and hands, and then knelt down. At the same time, he held down Li Er's big hand that was about to unbuckle his belt with both hands: "Father, second brother, he It's always been like this, he speaks without hesitation and without any hindrance. He really doesn't mean to make you angry. Don't worry about it... Don't worry about it..."

In view of the fact that he had just brought Li Ke to have his fortune told some time ago, His Majesty Li Er, who was determined to make amends with him, naturally heard his plea for mercy. After glancing at a certain rebel king who had quietly touched the door of the palace, His Majesty Li Er said coldly. He snorted: "You little bastard...get back here! For the sake of your brother, I will remember today's debt for you first!"

"Then what...Dad, I have something else to do..." Li Kuan said with a smile: "This is not Qingque being beaten by the emperor's grandfather. I just wanted to go and take a look and give him some medicine."

After all, Xiao Tai gave himself a lot of medicine back then, and now it's time for him to repay the favor.

"You still have the nerve to mention your brother?!" His Majesty Li Er couldn't figure out how this Zhuzi had the nerve to mention it: "Bad boy, if it weren't for you, your brother would have been beaten? Do you know that Qing Que was beaten by your imperial grandfather? How miserable is it?”

"It is natural for a grandfather to beat his grandson..." Li Kuan lowered his head and explained in a weak tone: "Xiaotai is keeping a distance from the emperor's grandfather now. This is not good. I want to bring them closer." The distance between grandparents and grandchildren.”

"It's really close," Li Er sneered upon hearing this, and then said angrily: "When your imperial grandfather pushed your brother to the ground and beat him, the distance must be as close as possible..."

"You didn't kill him, did you?" Li Kuan suddenly turned his attention to Li Ke, who didn't dare to let go at this time.

"..." Li Ke, who was using the "King of Shu Entanglement" on his father for his brother, didn't want to talk now: My good second brother, don't you see that I am busy right now? !

"Ke'er, get up." His Majesty Li Er, who was already unhappy because of Yu Chang's fierce complaint, was actually in a good mood due to Li Kuan's series of unnatural words and deeds. Calm was restored.

"Father..." Li Ke stood up with some fear.

"Don't be like Qing Que in the future, and be careful in front of this Zhuzi, otherwise you won't even know if you are sold in the future." His Majesty Li Er patted his son on the shoulder, and his words were very sincere.

"..." Li Ke didn't say anything after hearing this. He just turned his head silently and looked at the indignant Li Kuan: "Second brother..."

Don't worry, I just pretended to listen to what my father said.

"Father, how can there be a father in this world who instigates discord with his son?" Li Kuan crossed his arms and said angrily.

"Smelly boy, I'm afraid that these two honest children, Ke'er and Qingque, will suffer too much in your hands in the future!" His Majesty Li Er glared at Li Kuan, and now he could see it: Li Kuan's so-called "brother is like this" "Father", that is, when there is danger, he will step forward without hesitation. For example, when he was furious for Li Ke in the Taiji Hall, he drew his sword to demonstrate and fight against the Confucian scholars, but when there is no danger...

——He is the biggest danger.

For example, today, after being beaten, Li Tai, who had become a scapegoat, still begged Empress Changsun to send someone to send a message to Li Ke, asking Li Ke to guard outside the Suzaku Gate to pick up his returning brother, lest he fight an unprepared battle. .

His Majesty Li Er, who had learned the news before, immediately sighed in his heart: If you have a brother like this, what else can I ask for?

Why don’t I have such a good life?

Xuan Ba ​​left early, not to mention that bastard Li Yuanji. He must take at least half of the credit for why his eldest brother died under his own arrow.

"Dad, what are you talking about? I'm doing this for Qingque's good!" Li Kuan said without any shame: "I was chased and beaten by you back then, but I think our relationship between father and son is pretty good now..."

"Ha..." His Majesty Li Er, who had just come back to his senses after recalling the dark days of the past, sneered when he heard this: "So you plan to pass on this 'know-how' to Qingque? Then you are really a good brother."

"Who says it's not?" As if he couldn't hear his father's teasing, Li Kuan nodded in approval.

"Kuan'er," His Majesty Li Er, who just wanted to beat his son to relieve his anger, suddenly started to dig a hole: "Have you met the little girl from the Yu family?"

"I see you." Li Kuan nodded. He was upright and not afraid of slanting shadows.

"How is the little girl doing?"

"She has good facial features, bright eyes and white teeth, and a fair face. Well, she will definitely be a beauty in the future." Li Kuan thought he answered perfectly.

who knew...

"Shuzi! I'm going to fight you! You said you didn't care about my little girl?!" Zhizi Mo Ruofu, why do I need to call Jiang for questioning? It's obvious that you are at fault!

No matter what, I'll beat you up first!

As the saying goes, "A gentleman keeps his weapons within himself and moves them at the right time."

Yu Shinan explained the meaning of this sentence when he taught Li Kuan a long time ago.

But today, His Majesty Li Er used actions to better demonstrate the power of this sentence to Li Kuan on the physical level.

Everything seemed to happen in a moment.

I saw the angry Majesty Li Er suddenly rushing down the steps, and then rushed in front of Li Kuan in a few steps, and pushed the treasonous son to the ground. Then, the "loving father" casually took out the belt from his waist, with an embarrassing movement. It’s done in one go!

"Dad... you don't do things like this!" Li Kuan found that ever since he came to power, he had been favored by this foolish king. There were many princes in the harem, but no matter how much he tried to persuade him, his father would just favor him. One of my own...

Sigh... Then his life seemed to have opened the door to a new world - this foolish king is now getting more and more comfortable in beating himself...

Even now, he has learned how to fish and enforce the law!