Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

"Dang clang... clang clang... jingle bell... jingle bell..."

"The demons and ghosts leave quickly...the demons and ghosts leave quickly..."

The next morning, as soon as His Majesty Li Er, whose married life was quite harmonious last night, walked out of the Manlu Palace, a certain Zhuzi who was being talked about was holding Princess Changle's beloved rattle in one hand and shaking His Royal Highness the King of Wei's favorite bell when he was a child with the other hand - just I saw him singing and dancing around me while rocking, and he was still mumbling words.

"Shuzi! What's wrong with you?" His Majesty Li Er, who was rushing to go to court, frowned and looked at his son with a string of garlic hanging around his neck, his tone full of doubts.

Holding the "divine token", Uncle Li Kuan, who had completed the exorcism ritual, believed that this was a filial piety to his father, so he spoke in a particularly arrogant tone: "What, dad, it's okay, My son is afraid that something 'dirty' will find you. No, I went to the Shangshi Bureau early in the morning..."

In the morning light, His Majesty Li Er pursed his lips and looked at a certain Zhuzi who could be said to be "unsalted". He knew that yesterday's "education of love" was completely in vain.

His Majesty Li Er, who was determined to "train" his son, was as meticulous as his hair - at this time, he had already noticed Li Kuan's position: the position two steps behind this brat was the palace pillar - and where there were palace pillars, That is the home court of His Royal Highness the King of Chu.

After all, in the art of "column circling", except for Qin Shihuang, the ancestral dragon who was chased by Jing Ke with a dagger, our King of Chu, who dreams of becoming the "Qin Shi Wang", is the most experienced.

Why?

Only your feet are familiar!

"You brat, I'll deal with you when you get back!" Knowing that his son was good at moving, His Majesty Li Er simply didn't bother to waste any more time. After saying these harsh words, he hurried towards the direction of Tai Chi Hall.

"Yeah~ yeah~ yeah... I'll clean you up when I come back~" Li Kuan made faces at his father's back while acting as a yes-man with weird noises.

"Bad boy, what did you say?" His Majesty Li Er, who had not gone far, suddenly turned around.

"I said dad... walk slowly! Be careful of the steps!" Li Kuan almost showed the reaction speed of a professional naughty kid, quickly put on a cute smile, and while waving vigorously to his father, His Highness the King of Chu, Quietly, he hid the garlic behind his back that he was going to throw out as a hidden weapon.

The so-called love between father and son in the world is nothing more than this...

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Later, while having breakfast with his eldest grandson and his younger siblings who had woken up late, Li Kuan received the bad news: Yu Shinan had been ordered by His Majesty to start teaching him the Book of Rites from today on.

Look, look! That Hunjun's revenge came so quickly!

But Yu Shinan obviously knew what kind of rotten wood his disciple was.

In the side hall, Yu Shinan thought about it and finally decided: In order not to embarrass his disciples so much, but also to facilitate business with His Majesty, he planned to let Li Kuan learn to write articles.

"I'm not telling you, Master Yu... a serious person... who can write articles?" Li Kuan had a bitter look on his face, feeling that the other party was challenging his bottom line.

"But no serious person would look for trouble to anger His Majesty and then leave this mess to me!" Yu Shinan, who had made up his mind to carve a piece of rotten wood, immediately replied with a straight face.

"Ah -" His Royal Highness the King of Chu, who was tired of learning, spoke in a longer tone. He leaned on the table and tilted his head to look at his husband: "Master Yu, why do you have to ask me to learn how to make a fuss? I don’t plan to become Emperor Wen in the future…”

Master Yu looked at the disciple who was very lively as soon as he spoke. Maybe he had a lot of experience, but he had gradually adapted to the other party's various unnatural remarks. Yu Shinan, who knew that his disciple was just talking nonsense and complaining, immediately persuaded him earnestly: "Your Highness, I must be cruel, but you really need to come up with something for me to deliver to Your Majesty.

Did you know that Your Majesty asked me to teach you the "Book of Rites"? However, now that you can recognize mistakes in even slightly difficult words, are you still learning the "Book of Rites"? So I can only settle for the next best thing and let you try to write an article. If you finish it, won't everyone be happy? "

"Everyone is happy?" Li Kuan stood up straight with his hands on the table. At this moment, there were two words written on his face - the word "dissatisfaction": "Master Yu, what you said is wrong. I You studied hard and taught patiently. As for my dad, he didn’t do anything, but in the end he was the happiest, why?!”

"Because he is the emperor." Yu Shinan replied calmly.

"Master Yu, are you trying to seduce my ambition and make me want to be the emperor?" Li Kuan crossed his arms and looked clear.

"Ha..." Yu Shinan is no longer fooled by a certain fool now: "I still need to seduce you?"

It has to be said that the reverse bones on a certain person's body have almost grown into a "thick skin"!

"No, I have to talk to my father..." Li Kuan said and stood up, indicating that he was going to file a complaint.

"Ha, I hope Xiao Yu and Mr. Xiao will take over for me." Yu Shinan's eyebrows twitched. Faced with the threat from his disciple, the old man behaved very calmly.

"..." Li Kuan thought of Xiao Yu, the old man who had a sad face all day long and looked inhumane, and suddenly felt that Master Yu in front of him was quite good, and the bottom line thing was actually unnecessary.

No more fussing, no more fussing...

Li Kuan sat back down obediently.

"Are you willing to study hard?" Yu Shinan, who easily managed his disciples, asked deliberately.

"You must study hard!" A certain person nodded hurriedly and replied.

"Very good, let's start now... Your Highness, let's learn to write a short note first."

Two hours later...

"Shu Zi! Shu Zi! What are you writing here?" When Yu Shinan looked at the homework that Li Kuan had been working on for a long time, he was really shocked.

Is there such a good young man like Yang Guang in this world? !

——On the one-foot-square rice paper, Li Kuan used a brush to draw a simple thatched house, and then a tree on the left and right sides.

There is also a line of large characters above the painting: "There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree."

This vernacular made...Yu Shinan almost lose his ability!

He never imagined that this guy could do such a trick in order to satisfy his two requirements of "being concise and concise" and "trying to fill up the page as much as possible".

"How come you're so stupid and you're so opportunistic and heretical?!" Yu Shinan, who was as big as a man, suddenly realized at this moment that he really needed to go back and ask Li Gang for some teaching experience. This little bastard, he If you are not careful, you will fall into his trap!

"Master Yu..." Li Kuan, who still had an ink mark on his face, said with a little embarrassment: "This is a new article carrier I invented, called 'Looking at Pictures and Writing Inscriptions'. Do you think we should call him 'Chu King Style' in the future?" 'how?"

Yu Shinan no longer knew what to say. He was really worried that he would not be able to control himself and attack the royal children.

The furious Master Yu suddenly turned his head and glanced at the bookshelf behind him, only to realize that the ruler originally placed on it had disappeared without knowing it.

good boy!

You still know how to predict and be a teacher, right? !

Yu Shinan turned around helplessly and looked at a certain person: "Where is the ruler?"

"I don't know." His Royal Highness the King of Chu shook his head and looked at Yu Shinan with an innocent face: "Master Yu, I heard that there are many insects and ants in the palace, maybe it is infested by insects."

"Infested by insects?" Yu Shinan almost laughed out loud at this: "It's so infested that not even the dregs are left?"

"Perhaps that nest of ants...has good teeth?" Li Kuan asked tentatively.

Forget it, Yu Shinan gave up.

He understood that carving the rotten wood in front of him was a long-term, secretive and great project.

But considering that there have been precedents in history where "starting a business failed halfway before starting a business", at the moment, Yu Shinan feels that the most important thing he should do is to give up the nausea in his chest first out of consideration for his own health. .

However, since I no longer have the most handy ruler in the past...that's great! Next, let’s invite the “walking ruler”—our Majesty the Emperor Li Er of the Tang Dynasty—to give you, this brat, a little domestic violence shock...