Traveling through the Gaowu Tang Dynasty, Li Kuan and Li Shimin became the second sons of the Prince

"Your Highness..." Jiang Qu suddenly felt that as long as Li Kuan could put his mind on the right path, he would be able to become the second Li Er.

But this guy seems to be really competing with his father: "Let's just say, can you restrain your words and deeds a little? I can see that you actually respect and love His Majesty, otherwise why did you take such a big risk in the first place? , to raise that food?"

"How do you know this?" This time it was Li Kuan's turn to be surprised.

"Your Highness..." Jiang Qu's tone at this time was full of helplessness: "If this matter has come to this, if the old slave is still ignorant, I am afraid that it would be shameless for me to even think about apologizing to the old lady at this moment."

"Hey, am I doing that for him?" Li Kuan refused to admit it: "I am doing it for my bright future of bullying men and dominating women, eating and waiting to die, and hoarding food in the hands of the Guanlong family. , it’s just food, and if it is distributed in the hands of the imperial court, it will cost millions of lives! Is it right or wrong, do I need to say more?

But Jiang Qu, do you think that after I do this, I will at least be given the posthumous title of 'Wenzheng Wuning' after my death, right? "

"..." Jiang Qu really admired a certain scholar's big-heartedness: Wen Zheng Wu Ning, with a posthumous title of civil and military, you still want to be the first class? Then how much merit do you have to make to deserve this treatment? I'm afraid it's hard to convince the public just by looking at this one.

Why don't we simply do what His Majesty was able to do but didn't do: go to Luoyang to set up the emperor's banner?

Even if you are playing the emperor's family, you don't play like this!

Of course, unlearned "high-end" players like Li Kuan never take the ordinary path.

"Don't you say anything?!" In order to achieve his despicable purpose, Li Kuan is trying hard to brainwash Jiang, so that he can be "shocked" in the future, and the other party will immediately "bow down", and he is still thinking After unlocking this "Lord Achievement", he will instruct the other party to deal with Hong San.

But now it's better, the old man doesn't answer any questions.

This made His Royal Highness the King of Chu feel increasingly frustrated.

"I mean Your Highness..." Jiang Qu decided to let Li Kuan know a cruel reality: "Although the old slave can defeat Hongshan, there are always people outside the world. Do you think that after losing Hongshan, His Majesty, there will be people around him?" Will there be a shortage of capable manpower? What if someone with no eyesight comes next time and His Majesty says to capture you, but they just 'snap' and pin you to the ground, wouldn't that be more embarrassing?"

"When you say that..." Li Kuan suddenly fell down: "It seems to make sense!"

"Right..." Jiang Qu, who finally got over carelessly, even raised his hand to wipe the fine sweat on his temples unconsciously. Of course, he also wanted to give himself a mouthful now: why did he get called "King Chu's" in the first place? "Sadness" has numbed the mind, so what if you tell the truth?

As heartless as this kid is, it's really sad to be sad, but if he can turn around, it's like he's fine.

Now Jiang Qu felt like a juggler on the street, being tricked by his highness.

"Oh! God is going to kill me!" Li Kuan, realizing that there was no solution to his current predicament, suddenly lost his energy and fell down in the carriage with his hands spread out.

King Chu was unhappy without a "thug".

But this unhappiness only lasted until he returned to the palace.

This time, Li Kuan and Jiang Qu never expected that His Majesty Li Er would actually bring a chair and sit at the door of Xuanwu Gate, waiting for his son to return.

"Back?" In the evening, watching the carriage stop in front of him, Li Er put down the memorial in his hand, and then stood up. The palace people behind him consciously removed the chairs and sent the memorial back to Ganlu Hall.

"Dad..." Li Kuan, who thought he would not be able to escape this time, responded in a muffled voice, then jumped off the carriage and came to stand in front of Li Er.

His Majesty Li Er looked at the faint slap marks on his son's face, pursed his lips, and asked in a tone he was not used to: "Did you make the marks on your face by yourself?"

"Well..." Li Kuan suddenly got goosebumps for some reason.

"If you want to visit your grandma in the future, you can do so at any time. Don't slap yourself in the face, causing dad to almost have a quarrel with your imperial grandfather." Li Er was still smiling.

But now Li Kuan raised his head in horror and looked at his smiling father. He felt that either he had seen a ghost or the other party had been possessed by evil spirits.

"Dad, have you been lowered?" Li Kuan now felt that there was something wrong with Li Er in front of him.

He even wondered if this was his dream. Could it be that he was still on the carriage back to the palace and hadn't woken up?

Ignoring the surprise and embarrassment on Li Er's face, Li Kuan suddenly took a step forward and reached out toward his father's chest...but then hesitated for a moment, then turned his claws to his arm, pinched a piece of flesh on his arm, and twisted it gently.

"Hiss!" Li Er instantly felt what Nizi's reverse strength was.

"Little bastard! What do you want to do?!" His Majesty Li Er, who was attacked by his son, asked this question to the Xuanwu Sect, with a hint of gray humor everywhere.

"What, Dad..." Li Kuan, who had already reacted, sneered while feeling the countless gasps around him: "My son thought... he was dreaming... You are really weird today... "

"..." His Majesty Li Er frowned and covered his arms. After realizing that if the boy hadn't hesitated so much earlier, he might have suffered even more. He suddenly felt that his wild boar was really eaten sometimes. No fine chaff.

"Then why don't you pinch yourself?!" Perhaps because of what happened today, His Majesty Li Er was still reluctant to spank his children, so he slapped his son on the buttocks with a moderately strong whip: " Who taught you to pinch people like this?"

Don't tell me, it's really painful to twist the skin without pinching the flesh...

"I'm not stupid..." Li Kuan, who moved forward under the influence of inertia, subconsciously answered this sentence.

Then he realized there were two questions, so he answered: "Self-taught."

good very good……

Sure enough, those who are unlearned and have no skills are "self-taught" and become "great talents"...

His Majesty Li Er, who originally planned to change the way of education, looked at his plausibly rebellious son and felt inexplicably: This child...maybe able to achieve great things in the future...

Of course, again, this is the Xuanwu Gate, the place where His Majesty Li Er made a huge comeback. So dear His Royal Highness King Chu, when your father has this idea, the gray humor turns into black humor. .

But Li Kuan obviously knew nothing about his father's complex psychological changes at this time.

However, even if he knew, he would probably be indifferent.

After all, the emperor, unless he seeks pleasure in the direction of the subjugated king, is unlikely to be as happy as a prince who has brothers, friends, and brothers.

"Okay, come back to the palace with me. Your mother is still waiting to ask you a question." Maybe it was because he had done some psychological preparation early, or maybe he was cruel in his heart. He was determined not to argue with his son-in-law today. Your Majesty, in front of the palace people, reached out and grabbed his son's wrist.

"Dad, what are you doing?" His Highness the King of Chu, who had a rough accent, felt that his brain circuit was really not enough. What's going on? Dad is really possessed? Don't even do this? ——The whipping that was neither light nor serious made him wonder whether his father was a "Ye Yu Shu Nu" yesterday, and he didn't know how to control himself.

Dad, haven't you eaten? !

"Let's go see your mother first, and we can settle the accounts later!" His Majesty Li Er, who didn't know that his son was still provoking him in his heart, replied calmly.

"Oh..." After hearing what his father said, His Highness King Chu, who was extremely active in his heart, suddenly became honest.

So, the two "Li Er", one big and one small, turned around and entered the palace gate together in front of everyone.

The orange sunset lengthened the figures of the father and son.

Jiang Qu, who was driving the carriage at the end, felt emotional for no reason when he saw this scene, but he didn't know what to express.

Perhaps in this nine-layered palace, scenes like this are rare...