Siheyuan: If I marry Qin Huairu, I will become stronger by showing off.

"But he's not!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Zhang Cuihua pointed two rolling pins at He Daqing, burst into tears, her whole body was shaking, and her face was full of grief and anger!

Cadre Xu was even more confused. She looked at Zhang Cuihua with a frown, and said impatiently: "Cuihua, just say what you have to say, don't just cry!

What's the use of crying? Can crying solve problems?

You said He Daqing didn't hit you with this rolling pin, then what was he doing with this rolling pin? You should make it clear! "

Everyone watching the excitement in the courtyard was a little impatient at the moment, and they couldn't figure out what was so special about these two rolling pins.

The feeling of being appetized is so uncomfortable!

"Yes, Cui Hua'er, you should explain it clearly. If you don't explain it clearly, how can everyone help you to judge?"

"Aren't they just two rolling pins? What are you doing with these beautiful green flowers?"

"Cuihua, please tell me quickly, you are almost killing me! Didn't He Daqing hit you? If he didn't hit you, then why are you howling every night? It's like a cat meowing in spring..."

"Yes, I heard it too, Cuihua, if He Daqing hits you, just say that while Cadre Xu is here, let her make the decision for you!"

"Cuihua, you have to say, don't hold it back..."

Listening to everyone's urging, the grief and anger in Zhang Cuihua's heart became more and more intense, reaching the sky. She finally couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't hold it in any longer...

She hissed: "This bitch stabbed me with this thing!!!"

"Ahhh... Wuwuwuwu... He is not a human, he is just a beast in human skin... Wuwuwu..."

"This bitch doesn't treat me as a human being, but he is so messy and tossing himself to death that I don't even want to live anymore... God, please let me die..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

Everyone in the yard stood blankly on the spot, expressions blank.

Only Zhang Cuihua's cries echoed in the yard...

A full minute passed.

"hiss!!"

"Sigh~~~"

"Ouch... hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss loves doesn doesn doesn wants doesn doesn doesn wants doesn doesn does is doesn does does is doesn doesn't right?

There was a sound of gasping in the yard. The first aunt, the second aunt, Aunt Wang and others, including the deaf old lady, all...

numb!

"Oh my God, does Zhang Cuihua usually play so wildly? Isn't this...Isn't he afraid of being broken by playing??"

"Oh my dear mother... If I hadn't heard this with my own ears, I wouldn't have believed it. Zhang Cuihua is so fierce!

You dare to play this! No wonder she screamed loudly in the house at night...it hurts..."

"Why does it hurt? It's obviously too comfortable, hahahaha..."

"Hey? Second aunt, how do you know it's comfortable? Have you ever played like this before? I really can't tell. You and the second uncle are okay with this.

Is it really that comfortable? Second aunt, please tell us..."

"Fart! I don't want to do that dirty thing. Isn't that disgusting? Isn't that a shit stirrer... I feel like vomiting just thinking about it!"

"I don't believe it! Second aunt, you just said it was very comfortable! If you had never played, would you know it was very comfortable?"

"I...can you use your brains?

Look, that's a rolling pin. It's thick...and...long. Isn't that beautiful? "

Everyone who listened to the second aunt's analysis nodded and felt that it made sense.

Xu Damao's sister, Xu Qiaohui, was off from work today. She was also watching the excitement in the courtyard. Seeing everyone chatting happily, she felt a little depressed.

Because, she seemed to understand, but she didn't seem to understand.

The feeling was unbearable. She finally couldn't help it and asked aloud: "No, what are you talking about, Auntie Wang, the first mother and the second mother? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

There is also the second aunt, Zhang Cuihua, who also brought a thin rolling pin. What is this for? "

The second aunt looked at her with a smile and asked: "You don't know this? Think about it, where else can..."

After saying this, the second aunt looked straight behind Xu Qiaohui and said with a smile: "Huh? Have you thought of it?"

Xu Qiaohui was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked down, then her expression changed drastically.

"hiss!!!"

"Is it okay there?"

"What's not allowed? Aren't they all holes? Any hole is fine!"

"..."

Wu Youde, he was also numb.

Wow!

Awesome, He Daqing, my buddy really underestimated you!

You are a shameless old man, you have a lot of tricks, you know how to play them!

However, riding a horse is too rough and rough.

Wu Youde immediately refreshed his impression of He Daqing in his heart, and kept blaming himself secretly, telling himself that "people should not be judged by their appearance", and he could no longer look down on people in the world.

There are so many people in this world who know how to play!

Qin Huairu's pretty face turned red, she came closer and whispered: "Brother Wu, is that what Zhang Cuihua said?

He Daqingzhen..."

Wu Youde glanced at her, chuckled and asked, "Which one is that? Please explain it clearly, I don't understand."

"...Oh, Brother Wu~~"

Qin Huairu twisted her body and said, "Brother Wu, tell me, you must understand, you are still teasing me..."

"I really don't understand. Why don't you ask Sister Mei and let her tell you." Wu Youde said with a smile.

Xue Chunmei's pretty face was also red at this time. She spat and said: "Fuck you! I didn't know!"

Wu Youde looked at her and chuckled: "Look, He Daqing and Zhang Cuihua are already having fun, do we have to arrange it too?

Can't fall behind!

It would be so embarrassing if he was not even as good as He Daqing, don't you think? "

Xue Chunmei: "..."

Qin Huairu: "..."

Wu Youde smiled and said in a low voice: "Okay, if you don't say anything, you will acquiesce. Then we will learn when we get back later..."

Xue Chunmei turned around and didn't look at him.

Qin Huairu was panicking. In fact, she had heard Brother Wu mention that matter a long time ago, but she felt... felt...

How could that be?

But now that she heard with her own ears that He Daqing actually played with Zhang Cuihua, she was no longer so repelled and felt like she had seen a new world.

It turns out... can you really play like that?

"Brother Wu~"

"Ok?"

"Does it really not hurt?"

"It definitely won't hurt. It just might swell a little, but you'll get used to it and you'll be fine. Don't worry, we have professional tools."

Wu Youde smiled and comforted in a low voice: "Look at Zhang Cuihua, the rolling pin is on, isn't she fine now?

Jumping around and yelling.

We have professional tools and everything will be fine. It will be clean, hygienic and comfortable. Don’t worry, leave everything to me! "