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So in the evening, a small table and three small benches were placed outside the Taoist temple.

On the table were two large pots of stir-fried vegetarian dishes that were heavy in oil, salt and spicy, as well as a large plate of white flour steamed buns.

Sitting at the table were a man and a woman.

There were several cats and dogs surrounding it.

Many pairs of clear and innocent big eyes belonging to small animals were staring straight at this table...the meat snacks on it.

"Don't wait any longer, I won't give you anything to eat." Chixin waved his oily hands to the kittens and puppies, "These are all processed foods. If you eat them, you will become ugly. You will also become a fool. Your spiritual enlightenment.”

Cats and dogs meow: We want to be ugly and stupid.

"Quickly get out of the way and go back down the mountain to do the dojo. I will definitely bring you delicious food. Wuwuwu..." The voice behind him was muffled because he was chewing chicken feet.

But his eyes are firm, and he still looks like if I don’t go to hell, whoever will, so let me go down alone and bear the sin for you, ah, it’s delicious...

Sure enough, the cats and dogs in Taoist temples are more spiritual. After observing this point, they knew that they could not snatch any bit of meat from their Taoist master's tiger's mouth, so they had no choice but to disperse, lest they become more and more greedy.

But the little black cat wiggled its way to Fu Minghui's side, sat down, and licked its fur.

Fu Minghui stretched out his paw to get a piece of chicken.

She also thought that she would just tear off a few shreds of meat and not leave the big pieces alone. After all, chicken bones are sharp and hard and must not be fed to small animals as it will scratch their stomachs.

But at this moment, Chi Xin's bright gaze shone over like a searchlight, and Fu Minghui retracted his hand in a useless manner and glanced at the little black cat guiltily.

The little black cat stared with wide golden eyes: trash.

Although Fu Minghui can only read the minds of ghosts and not animals, the disgusted expression on the kitten is exactly the same as that of the kitten. It deserves to be fed by him, so don't make it too obvious, okay?

Moreover, since the meal was served, she and Luo Zhao could only eat vegetarian food, and all the meaty snacks she brought were pulled away by Zhixin.

"Don't you like the food at our Taoist temple?" Chixin asked with a smile.

But even though he was smiling, there was a sense in his question: Just tell the truth, and see if I can kill you, a vulgar monster from the world of mortals, with one strike of my sword!

Fu Minghui was timid at first, but now he was even more timid. He said quickly, "No, no, the vegetables are so fresh, pollution-free, green and pollution-free. You can't eat them normally. Right?"

In fact, it was so salty and oily that she really couldn't eat it...

But she still crooked Luo Zhao with her elbow in an attempt to get support.

Seeing that Luo Zhao was not cooperating, he could only continue, "I'm just curious. This rice has so many carbohydrates, so much oil in the dish, and more rice is added when it's spicy. Generally speaking, it makes people gain weight, but it can keep a long figure." That's great." She slapped the rainbow fart.

I praise you, Taoist Priest!

Chixin accepted it all, nodded hummingly, and added, "You people in this world always talk about junk food. In fact, there is no junk food in this world. It's because you can't control the desires in your mouth and stomach, and it affects your body." It’s the food that’s responsible for causing harm. Every food can nourish human beings. In secular terms, it’s good to eat less. Who’s to blame for eating too much? Think about the feelings of food. ?"

Fu Minghui nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with a look of being taught.

But he complained in his heart: Taoist Master, you just ate too much today.

In fact, she has to thank Hua Chan, otherwise it would not be so easy to get a good attitude from Zhixin.

It wouldn't be a big deal if they were not allowed to stay and just drove them down the mountain. After all, as a monk, you still need to have this kind of compassion.

But building a good relationship will really help in the next stage when talking about the senior's phalanges.

If the finger bones are to be buried near a Taoist temple, or even enshrined here, it is most appropriate to have the wholehearted and sincere cooperation of Zhixin.

The so-called cannibalism has a short mouth...

The Taoist priest with such a profound mind allowed the tacky novices in the mortal world to trick him.

Hua Chan unintentionally helped her a lot by ordering vacuum-packed meat products from the supermarket. I was also stuck on the weight and volume requirements for this kind of food on domestic flights, so I tried to bring as much as possible.

It's not that Fu Minghui usually likes to eat meat. The key ingredients list shows that it is high in calories. Hua Chan thinks that she will need to consume a lot of calories to go hiking.

Moreover, Luo Zhao and Fu Minghui went together. In order to show Fu Minghui's virtuousness and increase Fu Minghui's favor with Luo Zhao, it was reasonable to buy more meat.

After all, in AI's mind, men must love eating meat more.

As a result, it was a mistake.

Luo Zhao originally wanted to chat while eating, but Chixin was too focused on "doing things" and couldn't get into the conversation at all.

Fu Minghui was quite adaptable to this. After all, her father took her to a Taoist temple once before his death and stayed there for a few days.

When eating in the mountain canteen, no leftovers are allowed, you can take as much as you like. When eating, it's like a primary school class, each person has a small table, and no talking is allowed while eating.

At least, not loudly.

It’s very rare to be able to chat like this with one’s mind.

After eating, the three of them cleared away the dishes together.

But it was very trouble-free, because it was stained with meat and could not be brought into the temple, so Chixin simply packed it up and threw it directly into the nearby mountain stream.

Only then did Fu Minghui notice that this small Taoist temple was backed by a mountain. On the left was a dense forest, and on the right was a very steep cliff that even goats could not walk on.

There is only a flat open space directly in front, connecting the road down the mountain.

Chixin even brought a basin, rinsed his mouth, and washed his hands and mouth, diligently removing all traces of the meat he had eaten, as if this way the Patriarch would not be able to see it.

Originally, Fu Minghui was a little frightened by his attitude toward Shang Zhixin.

He seemed very difficult to mess with, and he always had the arrogance of an outsider, as if he didn't want to talk to them.

But after this meal, Zhixin seemed to be infected with smoke and fire. It changed from keeping away strangers to becoming a bit interesting.

"Drink tea, drink tea." He also moved out the small tea table and made strong tea, intending to get rid of the oily smell on his body.

"Does the Taoist usually go down the mountain to bring food to them?" Fu Minghui said, looking at the cats and dogs jumping around in the distance and living in harmony.

After all, it is everyone's choice for humans to be vegetarians, but not for small animals.

"The express delivery can't be delivered to us." Zhixin was in a good mood after eating and drinking, and his attitude became better. "I placed an order for cat and dog food, and the address was chosen at the believer's home in the village at the foot of the mountain. Then they went up the mountain to worship. God will take care of you when he comes."

"That's it..."

"Yes, I exercised again and expressed my piety. After all, the cats and dogs in Taoist temples may complain in front of the ancestor. Have you ever seen anyone who dares to bully stray animals in places like temples and Taoist temples?" Chixin's eyes revealed. A hint of contempt.

How fun is Taoist Master Chixin?

He is also a person with stories.