After being eavesdropped on by the entire entertainment industry, I became famous

Chapter 3 3Back then, I was invincible while riding a pig

The barrage was very noisy, but the people involved were content.

Wen Jiu pulled out a piece of dogtail grass and teased the second senior brother: "Second senior brother, it's just you and me. What do you think?"

The second senior brother arched his nose and said, "Hmph, hum."

Wen Jiu: "You have to work harder, we can't lose to the tricycle!"

Wen Jiu's suitcase was not big, so she took off her shoelaces and tied the suitcase to her body.

Barrage:

[Holy shit, holy shit, she’s not really going to ride a pig, is she? 】

What most celebrities do is definitely not ride a pig, but choose to walk. They would rather spend more time to finally reach the destination. After all... riding a pig is too unsightly, because riding a pig to be trending will really affect the journey to stardom, right? !

[She won’t crush the pig to death, right? 】

[Second Senior Brother: I didn’t expect that I would suffer such a disaster today! 】

After Wen Jiu tied up the suitcase, she took out a ham sausage, tied it to a stick with straw and hung it in front of the second senior brother. Then she stretched her legs and rode on the pig. The second senior brother saw the ham sausage The smell made me run away.

high speed.

Wen Jiu smiled happily.

Luckily the pig was big and strong enough to support her weight.

If the director doesn't behave well and gives her an underage suckling pig, she really doesn't know what to do.

The barrage went crazy again:

[Fuck, fuck, what did I see? The plague chicken ran away on a pig! 】

[Screenshot, I want to ask my friends to take a look]

【Wonderful scene in the world! 】

[The weight of a plague chicken and a pig is the same, but the pig can run, it’s incredible! 】

[Damn, this scene is so funny]

【I feel sorry for that pig】

After a while, Wen Jiu was on the hot search again.

#文九 rides a pig, runs fast

It directly became the number one hot search.

Agent A Ming watched the hot searches with eyes wide open, and the search volume of their company also increased.

On the top floor of another building in Beijing, two men were playing chess.

Bi Xu took out his mobile phone and suddenly said in shock: "Dan Tu, look at the hot searches, a century-old wonder."

Huo Dantu took a look at his friend's phone and saw that the most searched words were so wonderfully combined.

Bi Xu smiled: "Wen Jiu? He seems to be the one who climbed into your bed."

Huo Dantu: "..."

Bi Xu clicked on the video. It was the video of Wen Jiu running wildly on a pig with a suitcase on his back. He laughed so hard: "Look, this is really funny."

Huo Dantu lowered his head slightly and looked at the figure in the video with no expression.

But Bi Xu knew that Huo Dantu's brows were slightly relaxed at the moment, which was a sign of his happiness.

Huo Dantu said calmly: "It's your turn."

Bi Xu took a shot and said with a smile: "This girl is really interesting, don't you think?"

Huo Dantu didn't answer, his eyes fell on the chessboard.

Bi Xu sighed: "It is said that she has a lot of dirty information." He paused: "However, I don't believe it, after all - how bad can a girl who likes to ride pigs be?"

Huo Dantu: "You talk a lot, let's play chess." He stretched out a long finger and tapped the chessboard.

Bi Xu smiled and said, "Okay, okay."

He knew that his friend had always looked like he was not interested in anything.

The dirt roads in the countryside really tested the driver's skills, and several people almost vomited from the bumps.

Peng Bailan endured the bumps and said, "Guangyi, can you drive more smoothly?"

Meng Guangyi was also annoyed by the bumps. He said in a bad tone: "The road conditions are not good, and there is nothing I can do!"

Peng Bailan also shouted: "Why are you talking so loudly?!" She looked at the camera again and softened her tone: "I'm worried about Teacher Guo's health."

Guo Qing also looked bad. He was regretting why he wanted to participate in this show. It was like losing his life!

Jiang Lan tilted his head and spat it out with a "wow" sound. A sour smell filled the air. Peng Bailan and Guo Qing quickly covered their noses and sat a little further away.

Finally, after walking for a while, the tricycle stopped.

Peng Bailan asked: "Guangyi, why don't you open it?"

Meng Guangyi checked the tricycle and said, "The car is broken."

Guo Qing's temper got worse. He yelled directly at the staff on the side: "What are you doing? This old car can be damaged?! I'm here to participate in the show, not to suffer! You've damaged my body, you Can you afford the compensation?!”

The staff was so innocent that they could only try to calm Guo Qing's anger.

Danmaku also commented on this:

[Guo Qing has such a bad temper that if he brings in the staff, he will really feel suffocated]

[If it weren’t for the unreliability of the program team, how could Guo Shen lose his temper? 】

[Our brother vomited, this show crew is not a good person! 】

[I don’t want to see these people quarrel, where is Wen Jiu? Where did she ride the pig? 】

There were many barrages asking where Wen Jiu was.

Just at this time, the sound of "hum hum" from the second senior brother came from behind the road. It was Wen Jiu who was riding the second senior brother.

Wen Jiu saw them and said loudly: "Everyone, why don't you leave?"

Meng Guangyi forced a smile and said, "The car broke down. Is your pig... riding well?"

Wen Jiu patted the second senior brother on the head: "That's good. In that case, I'll take the first step. Goodbye, everyone!"

Everyone turned their heads and watched as Wen Jiu rode away on a pig.

The barrage went crazy:

[There may not be a Prince Charming in this world, but there must be a Pink Pig Princess]

[The moment the plague chicken came out riding a pig, I really laughed like crazy]

[Why do I think the plague chicken is quite cute? I’m not going to rebel, am I? 】

[Is this a script? Specifically to clean chickens with white plague, it’s really disgusting]

[This is a famous scene that cannot be written in the script]

While the barrage was getting louder, Wen Jiu had already arrived at the destination on his second senior brother.

"Thank you for your hard work." Wen Jiu gave the ham sausage to the second senior brother.

Wen Jiu came to the house selection place and directly chose the largest, brightest, cleanest house with its own water heater.

Wen Jiu turned on her phone and looked at the barrage at the moment. People's prejudices are like a mountain. The house she chose according to the rules can also be criticized by netizens.

Most people on the barrage are saying:

[Manji really chose the best room. Didn’t she know there were seniors among the guests? I really don’t know how to behave! 】

[Her emotional intelligence is horribly low, no wonder she is so annoying in the entertainment industry]

[She is the stupid person in the workplace. I hate people like this the most! 】

Occasionally some comments said:

[She is number one, why can’t she choose the best room? 】

[The first place can’t choose the best room, so why do we need rules? 】

However, these barrages were drowned out by others accusing her.

Wen Jiu looked at the barrage and sneered, saying she was not humble? Where did this go?

Wen Jiu had been lying in the room for a while, and others were belatedly arriving.

Meng Guangyi took the initiative to give the second best room to Guo Qing.

The barrage praises Meng Guangyi for his high emotional intelligence, his respect for seniors, and even whips Wen Jiu out.

Barrage:

[Meng Guangyi is really quite good. Even when faced with the man who betrayed him, he always spoke kindly and gave up his house. I became a fan! 】

[The plague chicken is really poisonous. Everyone else is helping each other decorate the room, but she is the only one lying like a dead pig]

At this moment, Wen Jiu turned over comfortably on the big bed.

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