Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

"There were no other dishes, so I added some eggs and ham," said Li Zhuangsheng.

After taking a shower, Li Xiuyu had a cold face and said nothing. He lowered his head and ate noodles silently.

"You don't have to blame yourself too much. My sheets can still be used after washing." Li Zhuangsheng said again.

"I don't blame your mother!" Li Xiuyu finally couldn't hold back and burst into swearing, his face as red as a tomato.

"You can't blame me entirely." Li Zhuangsheng said with a smile, "You were the one who started it. You can't blame me just because you can't win."

Li Xiuyu was so angry that he was panting heavily, holding down the chopsticks tightly, wishing he could hammer Li Zhuangsheng to death. When he thought about his own loss of composure just now, he wanted to take a knife and send Li Zhuangsheng away first, and then find a crack in the ground to hide himself.

"Oh, right." Li Zhuangsheng said nonchalantly, "How did you ask for leave? Did you catch a cold too?"

"I said I was taking care of you." Li Xiuyu snorted coldly.

"Why isn't it you who is sick and I am taking care of you?"

"My pleasure!"

Li Zhuangsheng stretched himself and sighed, "Oh, I've been late these past few days... Maybe Teacher Fan has called my dad."

Li Xiuyu showed a gloating expression on his face: "You deserve it! I'd better let dad come back and beat you up!"

"I'm not afraid of being beaten. I still have you!" Li Zhuangsheng winked.

"So what if I'm here? I won't block it for you!" Li Xiuyu snorted.

"You have no conscience. I even cook for you!"

The two of them were arguing in a normal way, as if the previous conflict had completely disappeared. Or, as if it had never existed at all.

"What do you want to eat for lunch? Since you've asked for leave, just take a half-day break and don't go out in the morning."

"Coke chicken wings, squirrel fish, Wensi tofu soup..."

"No, you might as well just say you want to have a full banquet!" Li Zhuangsheng was annoyed because all the dishes were rather troublesome.

"I haven't forgiven you for what happened just now!" Li Xiuyu was shocked. "I will forgive you if you behave well at noon!"

"Hey, you peed my bed, I should forgive you!"

Li Xiuyu grabbed Li Zhuangsheng's neck angrily: "If you say that again, I will kill you!"

Li Zhuangsheng shut up tactfully, feeling the soft touch on his arm, and thought to himself, why don't you wear underwear at home? In fact, Li Xiuyu has always been quite casual at home, especially when she has just taken a shower, she is just like usual.

After they finished their noodles, Li Zhuangsheng sat at the table and played with his phone. Li Xiuyu glanced at him and said, "Why are you still sitting here? Go buy some groceries. It's almost noon!"

"I'll take a rest for a while, you wash the pots and dishes for me." Li Zhuangsheng bent down slightly and stood still.

Li Xiuyu snorted, took the bowl and left. The sound of water splashing could be heard in the kitchen.

A few minutes later, Li Zhuangsheng finally stood up and went out to buy groceries. Li Xiuyu was still washing dishes in the kitchen. Li Zhuangsheng glanced at her back and suddenly realized that Li Xiuyu was actually quite feminine.

"The dishwashing liquid is almost gone, remember to buy a bottle." Li Xiu Yu turned around and said when he heard the door open.

"Okay, got it." Li Zhuangsheng withdrew his gaze.

Although he complained that the dishes Li Xiu Yu ordered were too complicated, Li Zhuangsheng still bought shark fin, mandarin fish, tofu, etc. He went there and came back quickly, and was back home before eleven o'clock.

After returning home, he found that Li Xiuyu had actually cooked, so Li Zhuangsheng smiled and started to cook. Both the cola chicken wings and the squirrel fish were not difficult to make. The only trouble was the Wensi tofu, which Li Zhuangsheng had only made once before, and that time he cut the tofu in a mess, so it was hard to say how successful it was.

Do your best, Li Zhuangsheng thought to himself.

"Your tofu is not cut as finely as in the videos!" Li Xiuyu came over at some point.

"He's a chef with many years of experience. I don't have the knife skills to match him!" Li Zhuangsheng said with a smile, "Eat it if you want!"

"I didn't say I wouldn't eat it!" Li Xiuyu said, "Even if it's poisonous, I'll accept it."

Li Zhuangsheng smiled and said nothing, his hands busy all the time. Li Xiuyu looked left and right at the side.

"You said you learned all this online?"

"Yes, there are cooking tutorials online, you can learn too."

"I've always wanted to say that you're quite skilled at cooking. Watching and actually cooking are two different things, right?"

"After all, I've done it many times."

"You've become very skilled at it since your first time!" Li Xiuyu raised his eyebrows.

"Is that so? Maybe I'm gifted. If I don't get into a top university in the college entrance examination, I'll consider becoming a chef." Li Zhuangsheng said nonsense with a smile.

"You are so skilled, you must have cooked for others a lot, right?"

“Who am I doing this for?”

"Those women of yours! Hu Mengdie, Zhu Zhixue and the like. Now the rumor is that Xie Jiangqing is your ex-girlfriend! Now there are people saying that Hu Mengdie and Xie Jiangqing once wanted to compete for one man!"

"Don't compare Hu Mengdie and Zhu Zhixue. I don't know Hu Mengdie well. Zhu Zhixue is my girlfriend! Also, wasn't the source of that rumor you made up the other day?"

Li Zhuangsheng picked up an iron spoon and knocked it on Li Xiuyu's dog's head, then turned on the faucet to rinse it.

If Li Xiuyu hadn't told him, Li Zhuangsheng wouldn't even know about this rumor. No wonder Xie Jiangqing didn't treat him well when he met her two days ago. She snorted and ran away.

However, as the person involved in this kind of gossip, Li Zhuangsheng is often the last to know, just like Zhu Zhixue liked

"Isn't it because you took the initiative to flirt with other girls? Also, when did you and Evian Shui become so close? She has been looking for you a lot these days, right?"

"She came to me because of you."

"Yes, someone is using my name to openly contact the little dragon girl that I had a crush on in junior high school!"

"Who did you learn this skill of taking things out of context and confusing right and wrong from? Besides, I never even saw Little Dragon Girl in junior high school!"

"I've never seen someone write a love letter to someone before, who would believe it?"

"That's not a love letter, it's a letter of encouragement. Don't make my behavior sound so vulgar!"

"What kind of behavior? If you don't like him, why do you stay up late to write him a letter of encouragement? You are too nosy... Actually, I think Yi Yunshui is a good person."

Li Zhuangsheng turned the gas stove to low heat and dried the sauce on the cola chicken wings: "What does it have to do with me?"

Besides, it's you that she likes... Actually, I think if you really want to do that, it's a good choice to do it with Yi Yunshui after graduating from high school. Although Yi Yunshui was a bit crazy before, he is a loyal bootlicker after all. As long as you don't be too bad, the two of you may have a good ending. Li Zhuangsheng thought to himself.

"I feel like she has a crush on you, especially after climbing the mountain." Li Xiuyu teased, "Why not tell her that the letter was written by you? Maybe she will like you even more!"

"Don't be so reckless!" Li Zhuangsheng said with a sigh, "That was just an abstract behavior I made up when my brain was suddenly out of sorts. If you tell others about it now, they might actually think that I have some feelings for her!"