Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Come up, he's coming!" Sisler pulled Ron, who was walking at the end, and then the others just found a random direction and ran over like headless flies.

"This door is locked." Harry found a door and subconsciously pulled it, but did not open it.

"Get out of my way!" Hermione pulled Harry behind, then took out her wand and said: "Open the Alajo hole!"

With a click, the door opened, and four people ran in quickly.

then.

"Collapse to the ground! All turned to stone!" Sisley raised his wand and shouted coldly.

The other three people were too frightened to move when they saw this scene.

One has three heads, each of which can eat any one of the four of them on its own.

"Holy shit, is this a three-headed dog? Who kept him here?" Ron said with his mouth open in disbelief.

"Obviously, it was put here to guard something." Hermione calmed down and pointed to a trap door under the three-headed dog's body.

"Wait a minute, Harry, you said before that Hagrid took something away the day he and you went to Gringotts?" Sisley thought of something and asked Harry.

"Yes, a small package. We left after Hagrid took it. And today I saw in the newspaper that a vault was robbed but nothing was lost. I now suspect that the vault that was robbed was the one where Hagrid took the things. Time." Harry said, combining the clues in his brain.

"Then, this trap door." Sisley murmured as he looked at the companions guarded by the three-headed dog.

"I think so. Are we going down?" Ron stepped forward and said.

"I think..." Sisley stepped forward.

"No, no, we don't know what's down there. Sisley, you've only learned a few spells. What if there's something down there that we can't deal with?" Hermione said, taking Sisley's arm.

Sisley was silent for a moment and nodded: "You are right to listen to others' advice and eat enough."

He said and stepped back with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Phew..." Hermione breathed a sigh of relief.

A few people stayed in this dark little room for half an hour before walking out.

"Ha, the air is so fresh." Sisley sighed.

"Ha, a few little wizards who stay up late at night?"

Sisley reluctantly gave Peeves a middle finger and said, "You don't need to tell me, or you can go report to Filch. Maybe you also need to prepare a bucket of water?"

"Huh, boring." Peeves curled his lips and left.

"Go back to the dormitory and sleep. I still need to take a shower. That dog doesn't smell good." Hermione wrinkled her nose and said.

.........

Sisley got up early the next day, went to the auditorium, packed a breakfast, and waited at the door of the Slytherin lounge.

Some senior Slytherins saw Sisley fiddling with his wand while eating breakfast, and they all smiled as they recalled what Malfoy had boasted about in the lounge last night.

However, Malfoy's popularity was obviously not as good as he showed. When so many Slytherins saw Heasley blocked here, no one thought about going back to report to Malfoy.

Finally, as a loud voice sounded, Sisley also saw the little platinum-headed melon surrounded by three little followers.

"Hi, Malfoy?" Sisley swallowed the last of his food and stood up, waving his wand as he greeted Malfoy.

"Huh? Isn't this Mr. Thorne? How many points were deducted yesterday?" After Malfoy saw Thorne, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes but he quickly covered it up and said.

"Luckily, no points were deducted. I'm here this time. It's very simple." Sisley took out the handkerchief Malfoy used as a duel token from his pocket and threw it in Malfoy's face.

The next moment he waved his wand, a light blue halo of light surrounded Malfoy, hanging high in the sky, cosplaying with bacon.

"Let's see, those who care most about honor...are all petrified." Halfway through Sisley's words, he noticed that one of Malfoy's followers, Pansy Parkinson, took out his wand. Sisley could only turn it to stone. Its petrification continued.

"Would Slytherin, who values ​​honor the most, feel embarrassed? Maybe your dean will also be very angry, feeling that the four of you can't even be beaten by one person blocking the door."

"If I were you, I would smash my head against the wall and die." Sisley waved his magic wand, and the other two followers, Crabbe and Goyle, did not escape the fate of cosplaying bacon.

Sisley did not understand what happened afterwards.

Snape did not come over to trouble Sisley. After all, it was easy to beat four against him. As the parent of the one being beaten, I still felt a little embarrassed. Of course, it didn't count in Potions class, and Snape couldn't find him either. What trouble, I can only make up for it from Harry.

Poor Harry.

A week later... everyone was eating in the auditorium.

Sisley saw a strip of fat and thin bacon in front of him that looked very delicious. He was about to get it when a huge long package fell from the sky. Not only did the bacon bounce to the bottom of the table, but it also splashed a large area. The soup is watery.

Sisley removed the magic barrier he subconsciously used to protect his clothes, and looked at the bacon on the ground with some disappointment.

"Eh... what a pity." When Sisley was sighing, a piece of bacon was placed on the plate in front of him.

"Hermione, how can I live without you." Sisley hugged Hermione and said jokingly.

"Hey! Let me go! Quick!" Hermione's face turned red and she slapped Sisley.

Dumbledore, who was sitting in the middle of the teacher's chair, watched this scene and the corners of his mouth turned up uncontrollably.

"Uh, I don't want to eat anymore," Ron said as he watched this scene.

"Me too, Sisley, Hermione! Come with me and see the broom."

"Huh? Broom? What model is it? Let's go." When Sisley heard the broom, he decisively let go of Hermione and went to look at the broom.

Hermione looked at the three of them, her mouth twitching slightly, but she still followed them.

"Everyone, how childish," Hermione said, rolling her eyes.

.........

"Huh? What is this? A broomstick? I remember..."

Malfoy, who was walking down the stairs, saw the shape of the package in Harry's hand and said subconsciously, but soon saw Sisley next to him, his face looked a little ugly, so he closed his mouth and let them go.

...

"Hahaha! Did you see Malfoy's expression just now? It's like he ate a fly!" After walking around the next corner, Ron finally couldn't hold back any longer, and he started laughing crazily while holding his stomach.