Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Why is it you again?" Sisley sat in the back with Sirius as if resigned to his fate, and asked with despair after fastening his seat belt.

"I am the fastest driver in the company, so of course I am here to pick you up." The driver raised his eyebrows and said.

"Okay, okay... Just go to a big shopping mall." Sisley leaned back and said.

"What posture are you in? Is this comfortable?" Sirius asked, crossing his legs very coquettishly.

"Haha, it's okay, I like it." Sisley looked at Sirius like this and said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Drive...drive quickly...drive to death!" Sisley smacked his lips and said.

"I'm just waiting for your words!" The corners of the driver's mouth raised slightly, and the next moment a familiar pushing feeling came from his back.

"Yahoo!!!!!!!!"

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"Chenghui is two hundred and forty-four pounds. We are all old acquaintances. I'll charge you two hundred and forty." The driver said leisurely while leaning on the window.

"OKok, come on." Sisley pretended to take out a few banknotes from his pocket and handed them to the driver.

"As expected of a young master from a wealthy family... My name is Daniel, and this is my business card. If you are pressed for time next time, please call me and I will get a 10% discount." As he spoke, Daniel handed over a glittering golden card. Business card for a slut.

"Oh...Okay Daniel, speaking of which, we may have some relationship. Does Ethan know? Ethan Thorne, do you have any impressions?" Sisley looked at it and was still yueing on the street corner! Yue! Yue! Sirius rolled his eyes and continued chatting with Daniel.

"Oh, I have an impression. The wealthy man who dared to buy a Hellcat without even touching a car before was taught by me to drive." Daniel said with sudden realization.

"Uh-huh, he almost vomited it all, bye!" He said, patting the roof of the taxi and walking towards Sirius.

"How about it? Wipe your mouth clean and give you a change of clothes. Don't you feel uncomfortable wearing clothes?" Sisley said while walking towards Sirius.

"Uh, hurry up." Sirius said, wiping his mouth awkwardly.

He was wearing Lupin's clothes. Although he was reduced to skin and bones in Azkaban, his frame was much larger than Lupin's, which caused the joints to move tightly.

"Go in." Sisley patted him on the back and urged.

"Okay, okay..."

After entering the mall, Sisley took Sirius straight to a large clothing store.

"When you go in and see anyone you like, ask the shopping guide, that is, the gentlemen or ladies in uniforms, to help you find the size that suits you." After saying that, he just sat down on the sofa next to him and played quietly with his gluttony. snake.

Not long after, Sirius Black put on a handsome outfit and was led to the checkout counter by a shopping guide carrying large and small bags.

"Huh? So fast?" Seeing this, Sisley walked over and asked, "Did you buy it so fast?"

"I just bought two sets, just wear them interchangeably." Sirius said with a smile.

"Okay, swipe the card." Sisley nodded and put his hand in his pocket, took out a card from the ring and handed it over.

For a moment, everyone looked at the old and young people in a different way.

"Why do they look at us so weirdly?" Sirius asked with some confusion as he walked out with the clothes after buying.

"Well... if you and Harry go to dinner, and Harry pays the bill in the end, do you think that's normal?" Sisley said after considering his words.

"You didn't give me any money just now?" Sirius asked confused.

"That black card is money, similar to... it contains not real money, but some kind of social credit... Forget it, you should just treat it as real money, I can't explain it clearly." Lai shook his head and said irritably.

"I don't quite understand."

"It's okay if you don't understand. Just find a place to eat. You vomited everything you ate, right?"

"Uh-huh..." Sirius smiled awkwardly.

The two found a fast food restaurant and planned to have a casual meal. Sisley was eating when he heard Sirius' tentative voice.

"Well... depending on the time, this semester's Quidditch match will start soon, right?"

"Well, it's only a few days away."

"Harry is the Seeker, right?"

"Correct."

"Like his father, how is he looking?"

"Ever since he became Gryffindor's Seeker, no one facing him has touched the Golden Snitch." Sisley replied.

"It's really good, so similar..."

Sisley noticed Sirius's strangeness and said directly: "If you have something to say, just tell me."

"Can you find an opportunity for me to see Harry, up close?" Sirius asked carefully.

"Okay."

"Huh? Huh!" Sirius seemed not to have expected that Sisley would agree so happily.

"Don't worry, there are conditions. When the time comes, you will turn into a dog, and I will use my magic to petrify you, so that when you see that mouse, you will lose your brain and kill him."

"Don't say I'm unkind. Do you know what I did to restore your reputation? I sneaked into the Ministry of Magic twice and killed on average each time... Ahem! In order to make Hagrid lose the case, I also Personal expenses were five hundred galleons." Sisley said slowly.

"You just said...get rid of it?"

"You didn't hear anything just now."

"OKOK, I didn't hear anything...and I don't think it's a big deal, really."

"Then don't tell him, do you agree?"

"Of course, of course I agree." Sirius nodded quickly.

"That's good. Are you full?"

"That's almost it. How do we get back to Hogwarts?" Sirius asked.

"Go straight to the fireplace. It's not too far from the Leaky Cauldron. I'm buying something by the way... Do you need dog food or a doghouse?" Sisley raised his eyebrows.

"Sorry, this won't be necessary."

"Where's the teething toy."

"Sometimes when I can't help it, I bite the leg of Remus' chair."

"He is so lucky to have a friend like you." Sisley curled his lips and said.

"I will take this as a compliment. When the time comes, Quidditch..."

"I'll pick you up at Professor Lupine's office."

"No, no, no, I'm not in Remus' office, because that slug, Snape, always delivers medicine to Remus, and it's easy for him to find out. I will be hiding in the Shrieking Shack during this time, blocking the way. As long as the Whomping Willow touches one of his scars, he will let you come over. I am always in the form of a dog. You can find me wherever you go."

"Okay, okay, I won't forget it." Sisley nodded.